The n00b learns to boulder

Here's the famous noobular one working a tough "boulder route" on outdoor rock with real rock holds and no rope. We couldn't figure out how to get it to stay over the big rock. We all shouted "allez" when he climbed. I don't know what it means but I guessed maybe it meant "I'm scared that you are climbing without a rope on real rock climbing holds." I don't know what kind of holds they were, metolius maybe, but they were sharper than the colored ones at the gym. I think maybe he said they were called "homard" holds or something because I thought I heard a local guy say "homard, masshole" as we walked away and went to the gym for real climbing (with ropes).