You got out of bed and have, in fact, made it to a standing position, but the world still looks a bit sideways to you. And when did your bedroom light become that ridiculously bright? Grope over to your dresser and slip on the Oakley Sideways Polarized Sunglasses. Ahhhhh. While the lightweight frame slips over your nose and aching temples, the lenses sooth your bloodshot eyes and the polarization gets ready to cut the crap out of outside glare.