The Nixon Dork watch features a simple digital module display, date indicator, and a custom plush leather band. Its so freakin cool, Nixon gave it the most ironic name they could think of. Thats not to imply it isnt as smart as that tech weenie in your math classthe Dork literally tells you the time with custom voice alarms that include Tony Hawk, Saxton Boucher, and other surprise guests. Simply set the alarm, and these guys will tell you when its time to get moving. Perhaps not surprisingly, the Dork is relatively unathletic and is afraid of water. AVAILABLE FOR US SHIPMENT ONLY.