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Pig Picks up the Pen

Pig Picks up the Pen

This pig, and her neighboring sow were seen overstuffing themselves silly, at the base of the Captain. Strange, it doesn't look like the normal fare for the indigenous El Cap piggies... What is that they're stuffing into their gullets!?!? is that TRASH? On a single trip down from the base of the Zod, we were able to overfill this little piggy, and trail bundles of empty water bottles... We even were able to catch several glimpses of the ever-multiplying 'Brown Paper Poo-Breasted WallBlur'. They were of course performing their signature spinning divebomb maneuvres from the heights of the Captain himself. The carcasses of this shortlived species can be found scattered about the bases of large climbing escarpments all around the Yosemite Park. It seems almost beyond coincidence that the 'Poo Breast' seems to be attracted to areas ideal to wall climbing. At any rate the species is flourishing. There is a theory circulating that the Piggies may actually enjoy being stuffed with "wallblur" carcasses, this deserves more investigation. We will all someday have to lend a hand to clean up what nature has dished out to us. Lets help preserve the valuable and delicate ecosystem neccesary for the survival of the El Cap piggies, and also contribute to the research on whether "Poo Breasted WallBlur" can be a valid alternate nutrition source for the Piggies migratory descents into the meadows. fun fun :)

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Rock Climbing Photo Location Photo Location: North_America: United_States: California: Yosemite_National_Park: Yosemite_Valley: El_Capitan

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