B-Rads Climbing Garage (Indoor Gym)
About B-Rads Climbing Garage:
Found in the converted garage of Brads house, the B-Rad Climbing Gym and Social Club is 8 and half feet of climbing heaven. Described by some as a low, dank and hostile climbing environment the B-Rad Climbing Gym and Social Club only caters to a select clientele. Admission is free but to become a member you must first do at lest two of the following.
1. Publish or attempt to publish a climbing guide to the Vernon area. (That would account to about two thirds of the Vernon climbing community.)
2. Free solo Who Done It at Ellison Park, while nude, drunk and or stoned on the July long weekend.
3. Pay rent.
4. Run 10,000 or more laps on the Ellison Park bouldering traverse.
5. Be married to, be currently dating, be know by, and liked and or tolerated by Brad or Ted.
Need to know more? Just listen to the testimonies of these visitors.
“I took one look, turned on my heels and never looked back”—Evil Gary. Resident Hard-man.
“Hey, you can’t just pull that out. That’s a lode bearing wall!!”----Brads neighbour. Local carpenter.
“So did you guys steal all these holds from the The Crux climbing gym?”--- Aaron. Tolerated Vernon Resident.
“That’s it!! We’re selling the house!”—Brads wife.
|Nearest town or city:||Vernon|
|Directions:||Hang out at the Bean Scene and ask anyone who walks in with a Acteryx jacket. Witch way to Brads house? Or are you Brad?|