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Jolly Roger - A5 popular
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Every, and I do mean EVERY, trick in the book, and plenty you'll have to invent along the way!
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Description:
Arr, May-tees! Shiver me timbers! A brilliant, difficult, scary and intimidating line up a proud part of the Big Stone. Its combination of difficult runout free climbing and pretty darn hard aid has turned away many would-be suitors. Bailing onto Sunkist at the 16th belay does not entitle you to claim an ascent, since you missed the crux aid pitch! Jolly Roger is certainly one of the hardest climbs on El Cap to get up, because your team needs to be competent in both free and aid climbing. On the sixth pitch, the mantel at the end of the hundred-foot 5.10 runout will keep you on your toes, as will the 5.11x handslaps off of Mammoth. As for the aid, you'll find talons and pointed Chouinards to be indispensable. After Jolly Roger, all other hooking will feel trivial! By the time you top out, a #1 head will seem bomber because you'll have used so many #0 heads, - make sure you bring tons of these little guys. Confessing all your sins and updating your will ahead of time wouldn't be a bad idea, either.
Submitted by: passthepitonspete on 2006-03-26
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Route ID: 4886
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Super rad Line up the captain
Had a good time on this one, took a massive fall and relead the pitch. took our time wall took 4 days.
Added: 2008-11-09
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Not for the meek
Hard aid, bad fall potential, hard to find hooks & rivets make this suitable for very experienced aid climbers or headstrong fools. Have your act together for this one. It helps to be tall for many of the pitches.
Added: 2008-01-12
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Free Ascent
Witnessed by: Johnathon Bosert
Added: 2002-09-04
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<br><br>Please be sure to <b>click on all the links</b> so you can get the <b>most</b> out of my presentation. Grab yourself a <b>cup of coffee,</b> and plan to <b>chill for an hour</b> or so - you'll really want to read <b>ALL</b> of the links, which I believe you will find <b>very interesting.</b> I put a fair bit of <b>research</b> into this, and it is my <b>fervent wish</b> that you <b>ENJOY.</b><br>
<br>Cheers,<br>
<br><b>"Pass the Pitons" Pete Zabrok,</b><br>
Oakville, Ontario<br>
Canada, eh?<br>
<br>December, 2001<br><br><br>
<br><br><b><font size=+2>INTRODUCTION</b></font><br>
<br><b>Jolly Roger</b> was possibly my <b>favourite</b> and <b>most memorable</b> big wall route ever - great climbing, great partner, great weather .... <b>perfect!</b> We brought along our <a href="http://www.rockclimbing.com/photos.php?Action=ListPhoto&PhotoID=1599"><b>solar-powered shower,</b></a> <b>ghetto blaster</b> and of course plenty of <a href="http://www.unsuave.com/losbike/liquor/maltliquor/tasting.html"><b>Olde English!</b></a> Our friend <b>Julius Kessler</b> from <b>Kentucky</b> joined us, as well.<br>
<br>I guess I could tell you I've got lots of <b>juicy beta</b>, but you'd better have something <b>good to trade</b> for it! . [Note: I will accept <b>one carry</b> to the base of El Cap prior to my next solo in exchange <b>*grin*</b>]<br>
<br><b>Jolly Roger's</b> combination of <b>difficult runout free climbing</b> and <a href="http://www.rockclimbing.com/forums/viewtopic.php?topic=4156&forum=19&8"><b>pretty damn hard aid climbing</b></a> has kept away the <b>riff-raff.</b> In 1999, <a href="http://www.qullikkut-guides.com/jf1.htm"><b>Jon Fox</b></a> and I made what was only the <b>eighth ascent</b> since its <b>first ascent in 1979.</b> The <b>ascensionists' names</b> read like a <a href="http://www.cs.berkeley.edu/~qtluong/mountain/yosemite/jolly.html"><b>Who's Who of Big Time Climbers.</b></a> This route has attracted some of the <b>world's best climbers,</b> so how the heck did some <a href="http://www.rockclimbing.com/users/list.php?UserID=passthepitonspete"><b>life insurance agent who only climbs part time</b></a> ever get up?<br>
<br>Sheesh.<br>
<br><font size=-2>[Hint: He may know a <b>better way</b>...]</font><br><br><br><br>
<br><b><font size=+2>HISTORICAL OVERVIEW</b></font><br>
<br>Let's take a look at the <b>list of ascensionists</b> who have climbed <b>Jolly Roger.</b><br>
<br>The <b>first ascent of Jolly Roger</b> was made by <b>Charles Cole and Steve Grossman.</b> These guys were very active in establishing many <a href="http://www.supertopo.com/topos/Yo_Wall_Routes.pdf"><b>Yosemite big wall first ascents.</b></a> <b>Steve</b> climbed three other <b>first ascents on El Cap,</b> and made over fourteen ascents of the Big Stone, though he was somewhat overshadowed by <b>Charles' amazing solo big wall first ascents</b> like <b>Space on El Cap</b> and <b>Queen of Spades on Half Dome.</b> Steve is still kickin' around and involved in the indoor climbing scene - he designs some <b>really rad climbing walls</b> including the <a href="http://www.rogerobuckman.com/urbankrag/urbankrag4.htm"><b>Urban Krag</b></a> in a renovated <b>church</b> in Dayton, Ohio.<br>
<br><b>Charles</b> went on to develop some <a href="http://www.five-ten.com/spray/ads/hueco.jpg"><b>REALLY sticky rubber</b></a> and to found <b>Five.Ten</b>, a climbing shoe company with some <a href="http://www.five-ten.com/spray/ads/MMmovieadd.jpg"><b>brilliantly creative ads</b></a> that reflected Charles' sense of humour and his <a href="http://www.five-ten.com/spray/ads/squirrel.jpg"><b>Yosemite heritage.</b></a> It's sure obvious Charles has <b>not forgotten</b> what it is to be a <a href="http://www.five-ten.com/spray/ads/dean.jpg"><b>Valley climbing bum!</b></a><br>
<br>I actually do all my aid climbing in a <a href="http://www.five-ten.com/Product/outdoor/guide.html"><b>pair of Charles' big wall shoes,</b></a> which I got for free after my Five Ten El Caps <b>completely disintegrated</b> after only <b>one</b> wall! These new shoes are not lasting as well as I might have hoped - I only wish Charles' <b>shoes</b> would hold up as well as <b>Charles himself!</b><br>
<br>The <b>second ascent of Jolly Roger</b> was made by the <b>Swiss climbing legend Xaver Bongard,</b> who together with the ultra-prolific <a href="http://www.bigwalls.net/johnm/jm4.html"><b>John Middendorf</b></a> later climbed <a href="http://www.primenet.com/~midds/Grand.html"><b>The Grand Voyage.</b></a> This climb is a <a href="http://www.bigwalls.net/climb/newphotos/Vertical.jpg"><b>really sick Grade VII</b></a> found in the awesome <a href="http://www.euronet.nl/users/e_wesker/jpg/10.jpg"><b>Trango Towers</b></a> of the <b>Baltoro</b> region of Pakistan's <b>Karakoram,</b> a beautiful but hostile <a href="http://www.paulpritchard.com/gallery/trango_towers.htm"><b>alpine big wall arena.</b></a><br>
<br>The way that John and Xaver met is quite an amusing story - Xaver was in Yosemite and wanted to climb the <b>hardest route,</b> so John sent him up <b>Jolly Roger -- solo!</b><br>
<br>The <b>third ascent of Jolly Roger</b> was also made <b>solo</b> - by none other than Yosemite's own <b>Brad Jarrett.</b> I think but am not certain Brad was involved in the first ascent of <b>Tempest</b> on El Cap, but whether or not he was, I'm gonna stick in this link to this <a href="http://www.paulpritchard.com/images/tempest.jpg"><b>AMAZING photo of Tempest on El Cap.</b></a> Why not, eh?<br>
<br>Brad didn't have the benefit of an internet guru like <b>Deuce,</b> so it's kind of hard to find some decent links to him. But the <b>big wall world</b> is pretty small, and here is an interesting connection. Brad Jarrett went to <a href="http://www.euronet.nl/users/e_wesker/jpg/12.jpg"><b>Nameless Tower</b></a> to climb a <b>three-thousand-foot route</b> called <a href="http://www.magbag.com/nameless.htm"><b>Wall Fiction (VI A4 5.10 WI3)</b></a> with <b>Warren Hollinger</b> of <a href="http://www.bigwalls.net/climb/polarsun.html"><b>Polar Sun Spire fame.</b></a> If you read the captions to this <b>Baffin Island Grade VII big wall,</b> it says they climbed it in <b>July.</b> I think this is wrong - I'm pretty sure <b>Warren,</b> a friend of mine and <b>fellow Hoser,</b> told me they climbed in <b>April</b> because they needed to get in and out before the sea ice broke up. I do remember seeing his slides that were taken with <b>daytime highs of -15C.</b> Even in the <a href="http://www.geocities.com/kanadian_korner/"><b>Great White North,</b></a> it gets warmer than that in July, eh?<br>
<br>In July 1998, <b>Warren Hollinger</b> made the <b>first ascent</b> of a new <b>El Cap route</b> that takes a line up the <b>North America Wall</b> directly from <b>Easy Street</b> to <b>Big Sur</b> to the <b>Cyclops Eye.</b> This route is called <b>Nightmare on California Street,</b> and is definitely rated <a href="http://www.rockclimbing.com/forums/viewtopic.php?topic=4156&forum=19&8"><b>"PDH" on the C.R.S.</b></a> Warren put up this route with <a href="http://www.geocities.com/nate_beckwith/granthalfdome.html"><b>Grant Gardner,</b></a> who made the <b>sixth ascent</b> of Jolly Roger along with <a href="http://www.geocities.com/nate_beckwith/"><b>Nate Beckwith,</b></a> and this brings us back to the beginning of the <b>Jolly Roger circle.</b> In the spring of that same year, Grant dodged the storms of <b><i>El Nino</b></i> to make the coveted <b>first solo ascent</b> of <a href="http://www.supertopo.com/route.html?r=ybelreti"><b>The Reticent Wall,</b></a> which he "stole" out from under the nose of <b>Wally Barker,</b> one of the Nameless Tower crew, who had been eyeballing it. Wally later soloed both <b>Reticent</b> and <b>Jolly Roger</b> along with <b>Gulf Stream, the Ranch, and Plastic Surgery Disaster.</b> I can't find any decent links for Wally, either!<br>
<br>The <b>fourth ascent of Jolly Roger</b> was made in 1993 by Slovenians <a href="http://www.humar.com/himal/nuptse/jeglic_v.jpg"><b>Janez Jeglic</b></a> and <b>Miha Prapotnik.</b> <b>Janez Jeglic</b> was one of the <b>baddest-ass mofos</b> who ever lived! <b>Janez</b> is actually a friend of one of <b>Dr. Pee'd On's "patients",</b> who is <a href="http://www.planetmountain.com/English/ice/himalaya/Humar/"><b>Tomaz Humar.</b></a> Tomaz sent me a few <b>photos</b> to post here on the website, so I'll have to hop to it. Here's where Tomaz talks about his <a href="http://www.planetmountain.com/English/special/people/humar/Humar2.html"><b>solo of Reticent Wall,</b></a> and how I helped him by giving him beta when nobody else would! I taught him a few of the <b>big wall basics</b> like the <b>hauling ratchet</b> and the <b>load release knot,</b> and off he went. I would have to say he was one of my <b>more promising "patients"!</b> I'll get those photos posted - they're much better resolution than the ones which <a href="http://www.humar.com/A5/retiframe.htm"><b>appear on his website.</b></a><br>
<br><b>Janez Jeglic</b> was the first half of the <b>dynamic duo of Patagonian big wall climbing,</b> the other half being Slovenian <a href="http://www.planid.org/LJU/K/Karo.htm"><b>Silvo Karo.</b></a> I remember meeting Silvo after he and his <b>Swiss parter Aischan Rupp</b> had just got back from their <a href="http://www.planetfear.com/climbing/highmountainmag/mountaininfo/1996-1998/Infjul97.htm#41"><b>record speed ascent of Half Dome</b></a> via the Direct Northwest Face in 11 h 20 m. As I shivered beneath my raincoat in a soggy Camp 4, I listened in awe as Silvo and Aischan described how the <b>rain</b> they were climbing through <b>turned to snow</b> halfway up! Evidently they surprised a half-dozen sorry sods huddled beneath a tarp on <b>Big Sandy Ledge</b> and left their jaws hanging in amazement as they thundered through towards the summit! At the time I was speaking with them, I had <b>no idea</b> who they were. But one thing I knew for sure - these guys were <b>totally MANIC!</b><br>
<br><b>Aischan Rupp</b> made the <b>fifth ascent of Jolly Roger</b> in early summer 1996 with Norwegian hardman <a href="http://www.ntk.no/Tindeposten/2000/04/TP_2000_4.html"><b>Odd Roar Wiik.</b></a> Be sure to <b>scroll down</b> on Odd Roar's page to see his <b>Baffin Island big wall exploits!</b> Like <b>"no doot aboot it, eh?"</b> With this <a href="http://shop.rockandice.com/flashes/news/main/news.html#baffin"><b>Baffin Island Grade VII on Polar Sun Spire</b></a> on his resume, Odd Roar Wiik has proved himself unequivocally to be as <b>MANIC</b> as the rest of this lot!<br>
<br>While some climbers continue to <b>push the limits</b> and get away with it, others are <b>not so lucky,</b> unfortunately. It <b>did not escape</b> my attention that <a href="http://www.bigwalls.net/climb/XaverO.html"><b>Xaver Bongard is dead,</b></a> the result of a <b>BASE</b> jumping accident in Switzerland when his 'chutes failed. <a href="http://www.humar.com/himal/nuptse/nupframe.htm"><b>Janez Jeglic died on Nuptse</b></a> while climbing with <b>Tomaz Humar</b> who barely managed to survive himself. And <a href="http://www.planetfear.com/climbing/highmountainmag/mountaininfo/1996-1998/Infjul97.htm#40"><b>Aischan Rupp died on the Matterhorn</b></a> in a rappelling accident on the Hornli Ridge.<br>
<br>A couple years later, I hitched a ride back to Camp 4 from El Cap Meadows with Odd Roar. We were swapping stories, one of which involved Aischan downclimbing the <b>nearly hundred-foot runout</b> on the sixth pitch of Jolly Roger because he was too <b>gripped</b> to make the mantel at the end! I proudly told Odd Roar I had just made a <a href="http://www.rockclimbing.com/ascent/index.php?AscentID=339"><b>solo ascent of Iron Hawk</b></a> which I believed to have been the <b>second solo ascent</b> after Brad Jarrett's <b>first solo.</b> Odd Roar burst my bubble when he told me that Xaver had soloed it too.<br>
<br>"How do you know that?!" I demanded.<br>
<br>"He told me."<br>
<br>"Oh."<br>
<br>As you probably know by now, <a href="http://www.cs.berkeley.edu/~qtluong/mountain/yosemite/jolly.html"><b>Nate and Grant made the sixth ascent of Jolly Roger.</b></a><br>
<br>The <b>seventh ascent</b> was made in the fall of 1998 by <b>Mikio Suizu</b> and <b>"Uncle Kiyo" Shikoda</b> from Japan, along with their pint-sized <b>Female Belay Slave</b> whose name escapes me just now. Fresh off <a href="http://www.rockclimbing.com/ascent/index.php?AscentID=351"><b>my ascent of The Reticent Wall,</b></a> and eager to pump them for info on the route, I hooked up with the Japanese lads in Camp 4, where Uncle Kiyo demonstrated that he is as fine a <b>cook</b> as he is a <b>climber</b> - the deep-fried breaded veal cutlets he made for all of us were <b>delicious beyond description!</b> We missed having Tomaz with us since he was up on the wall at the time. Suizu and Shikoda had decorated their tent fly with some outstanding artwork, and <b><font color="red">Wee-Wee the Big Wall Crab</b></font> and I added our <b>two loonies' worth.</b><br>
<br>The next evening, I took the lads over to the Garden Terrace for supper. When Nate came in and walked over to our table, he nearly <b>shat himself</b> when he saw all the detailed beta the lads were giving me!<br>
<br><b>Bwah-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!!! <font size=-2>[diabolical Dr. Evil laughter]</b></font><br><br><br><br>
<br>To conclude this <b>historical overview,</b> I will <a href="http://www7.integra.fr/glenat/pagesasp/glenatpresse/accueil.asp?url=http://www.ski-francais.com/berauhlt/compagnon.htm"><b>share a photo with you</b></a> that doesn't really have anything to do with <b>Jolly Roger,</b> but just sort of demonstrates how small the <b>big wall fraternity</b> really is.<br>
<br>If you <b>scroll to the bottom of the page,</b> you will see that the photo caption reads, <b><i>"Bérhault, Edlinger, Humar, Karo au pied du Triglav, dimanche 27 août 2000"</b></i><br>
<br><b>Patrick Bérhault</b> is an alpiniste of some renown known for his <a href="http://www.banffcentre.ab.ca/CMC/current_festivals/bio_berhault.html"><b>mellow scrambles in the hills.</b></a><br>
<br><b>Patrick Edlinger</b> is of course famous for his death-defying <b>free solos,</b> his tendon- stretching <b>flexibility,</b> and even his <b>nudey scene</b> in the ground-breaking climbing flick, <b><i>"La vie au bout des doigts"</b></i><br>
<br><b>Tomaz Humar</b> is no slouch, either. <b>Climbing Magazine's Millennium Special No. 192</b> considered him to be the <b>Best All-Around Climber on the Planet,</b> a designation for which I can personally vouch.<br>
<br>And finally there's <b>Silvo Karo,</b> who eats <a href="http://www.peakware.com/encyclopedia/peaks/photos/cerrotorre1.htm"><b>Cerro Torre</b></a> and <a href="http://www.peakware.com/encyclopedia/peaks/photos/fitzroy4.htm"><b>Torre Egger</b></a> for breakfast. Actually probably <b>before</b> breakfast.<br>
<br><b>Big Wall aficionados</b> will notice <b>one problem</b> with the caption: the order is wrong!<br>
<br>The <b>correct order,</b> from left to right, is <b>Karo, Bérhault, Edlinger</b> and <b>Humar.</b><br><br> <br>
<br><b><font size=+2>OUR ASCENT</b></font><br>
<br>Jon and I set up <b>Base Camp</b> on top of <b>Little John</b> at the top of the first pitch. This is right at the foot of the <b>fixed ropes</b> coming down from the base of the <b>Heart.</b> From here we climbed up to <b>Mammoth Terraces</b> where we had our <b>Advanced Base Camp,</b> but the fixed ropes were handy for zipping back to the Valley for pizza and beer, eh?!<br>
<br>This route comes at you fast with some stiff aid on the third pitch. Pitch 4 is <a href="http://www.rockclimbing.com/photos.php?Action=ListPhoto&PhotoID=1585"><b>one of the most famous hooking pitches on the Big Stone</b></a> - bring your talons, screamers and duct tape to protect this, and be sure think about those <a href="http://www.rockclimbing.com/photos.php?Action=ListPhoto&PhotoID=1598"><b>duct-taped hooks</b></a> when you're heading the seam above.<br>
<br><b>Free climbing highlights</b> include the <b>L-O-N-G runout on sustained 5.10</b> on pitch 6 where <b>a fall of well over a hundred feet</b> is a very real possibility. Don't think it's all over
when you clip Chris Van Leuven's shiny new (replaced) bolt, cuz <b>it keeps coming at ya.</b> The <b>5.11x handslaps</b> above Mammoth Terraces made <b>ME</b> reach for my chalkbag as I was belaying Jon! At least Jon could take a <a href="http://www.rockclimbing.com/photos.php?Action=ListPhoto&PhotoID=1599"><b>solar-powered shower</b></a> to wash off the <b>smell of fear</b>.<br>
<br>As for the <b>memorable aid,</b> where do I begin? This is a route where I <b>really</b> got good at heading and hooking. Either that, or I guess <b>I'd</b> be dead too, eh?<br>
<br>One time when I was placing some <b>scary heads,</b> a voice floated up from somewhere beneath, speaking in a <b>heavy Italian accent:</b><br>
<br>"Hey, <b>Michaelangelo!</b> That's-ah pretty good work-ah you do with-ah the <b><i>"chis!"</b></i> Affa you finish there, you can-ah <b>paint</b> the ceiling of-ah the <b>Shield Roof!</b><br>
<br>"Atsa the mattah for you, <b>Luig'?</b> First I gotta finish my work with-ah my <b><i>"chis"</b></i> so some-ah day the tourists can <a href="http://www.origin360.com/travel/rome_01.html"><b>take-ah the <i>piksh</i> of my stuff!</b></a> Maybe one-ah day they <a href="http://www.statue.com/html/T79.htm"><b>make-ah my stuff in-a plastic!</b></a> That's-ah <b>nice,</b> eh?"<br>
<br>The <b>Golden Doubloon</b> was an all day affair for me, quite a workout, that. The <b>penultimate pitch</b> really had Jon thinking, too - Suizu had warned me that the rivets are well hidden by the lichen. Jon <b>pulled an all-nighter</b> on this pitch to get us on the summit and down in time for the <b>big Camp 4 celebration,</b> but we were accidentally sent the wrong way and regretfully ended up missing the whole thing.<br>
<br>Spoken in <b>pirate's voice:<br>
<br><i>"ARRR,</i> May-tees!"</b> Here's a picture of <a href="http://www.geocities.com/nate_beckwith/jroger.html"><b>Nate standing watch in the Crow's Nest.</b></a> <b><i>"ARRR-DEE-AAARRRR!</i> Shiver me timbers, eh?"</b><br>
<br>There are two aid pitches on this route that really stick out in my mind. The first is the hooking above the <b>body-cleaving pinnacle</b> on pitch 11. That is most assuredly the <b>RADDEST HOOK MOVE</b> I have ever made! As you're <b>top-stepping</b> on one hook with another hook <b>duct- taped to the end of your hammer</b> to extend your reach, and when your hook finally sticks
on something that is <b>too far</b> from your reach to be able to <b>feel</b> with your finger, and as you climb up your two aiders <b>joined end to end,</b> look down at that pinnacle and imagine what
it'll do to you <b>if you blow it.</b> Oh yeah, the <b>edge</b> you're blindly hooking on is <b>1/3 the size of your baby finger nail,</b> and not incut in any way. Yikes! This pitch definitely deserves the rating of <b>PDH/DFU.</b><br>
<br>But that's not even the crux! The really <b>sick</b> aid pitch is the <b>A4 ramp</b> followed by the <b>A5 heading corner.</b> Call that one <b>PDH/DFU.</b> Bring <b>tons</b> of #0
and #1 heads - I used something like <b>25 or 30 in a <i>ROW!</b></i> If you <b>fall</b> on this pitch, bud, you'll <b>break every bone</b> in your body! Man, did it <b>ever</b> feel good to clip the anchors after that one. I still have some of those little <b>#0 and #1 heads</b> that my partner Jon cleaned out of that pitch. Pretty nasty little souveniers, eh? <a href="http://www.rockclimbing.com/photos.php?Action=ListPhoto&PhotoID=2155"><b>Check out this photo</b></a> of some of my little <b>aid trinkets</b> and <b>used heads</b> from Jolly Roger, <b>if you <i>DARE!</i></b><br>
<br><b>Bwah-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!!! <font size=-2>[diabolical Dr. Evil laughter]</b></font><br><br><br><br>
<br>Cheers,<br>
<br><b>"Pass the Pitons" Pete Zabrok,</b><br>
Oakville, Ontario<br>
Canada, eh?<br>
<br>December, 2001<br><br><br>
<br><br><b><font size=+2>INTRODUCTION</b></font><br>
<br><b>Jolly Roger</b> was possibly my <b>favourite</b> and <b>most memorable</b> big wall route ever - great climbing, great partner, great weather .... <b>perfect!</b> We brought along our <a href="http://www.rockclimbing.com/photos.php?Action=ListPhoto&PhotoID=1599"><b>solar-powered shower,</b></a> <b>ghetto blaster</b> and of course plenty of <a href="http://www.unsuave.com/losbike/liquor/maltliquor/tasting.html"><b>Olde English!</b></a> Our friend <b>Julius Kessler</b> from <b>Kentucky</b> joined us, as well.<br>
<br>I guess I could tell you I've got lots of <b>juicy beta</b>, but you'd better have something <b>good to trade</b> for it! . [Note: I will accept <b>one carry</b> to the base of El Cap prior to my next solo in exchange <b>*grin*</b>]<br>
<br><b>Jolly Roger's</b> combination of <b>difficult runout free climbing</b> and <a href="http://www.rockclimbing.com/forums/viewtopic.php?topic=4156&forum=19&8"><b>pretty damn hard aid climbing</b></a> has kept away the <b>riff-raff.</b> In 1999, <a href="http://www.qullikkut-guides.com/jf1.htm"><b>Jon Fox</b></a> and I made what was only the <b>eighth ascent</b> since its <b>first ascent in 1979.</b> The <b>ascensionists' names</b> read like a <a href="http://www.cs.berkeley.edu/~qtluong/mountain/yosemite/jolly.html"><b>Who's Who of Big Time Climbers.</b></a> This route has attracted some of the <b>world's best climbers,</b> so how the heck did some <a href="http://www.rockclimbing.com/users/list.php?UserID=passthepitonspete"><b>life insurance agent who only climbs part time</b></a> ever get up?<br>
<br>Sheesh.<br>
<br><font size=-2>[Hint: He may know a <b>better way</b>...]</font><br><br><br><br>
<br><b><font size=+2>HISTORICAL OVERVIEW</b></font><br>
<br>Let's take a look at the <b>list of ascensionists</b> who have climbed <b>Jolly Roger.</b><br>
<br>The <b>first ascent of Jolly Roger</b> was made by <b>Charles Cole and Steve Grossman.</b> These guys were very active in establishing many <a href="http://www.supertopo.com/topos/Yo_Wall_Routes.pdf"><b>Yosemite big wall first ascents.</b></a> <b>Steve</b> climbed three other <b>first ascents on El Cap,</b> and made over fourteen ascents of the Big Stone, though he was somewhat overshadowed by <b>Charles' amazing solo big wall first ascents</b> like <b>Space on El Cap</b> and <b>Queen of Spades on Half Dome.</b> Steve is still kickin' around and involved in the indoor climbing scene - he designs some <b>really rad climbing walls</b> including the <a href="http://www.rogerobuckman.com/urbankrag/urbankrag4.htm"><b>Urban Krag</b></a> in a renovated <b>church</b> in Dayton, Ohio.<br>
<br><b>Charles</b> went on to develop some <a href="http://www.five-ten.com/spray/ads/hueco.jpg"><b>REALLY sticky rubber</b></a> and to found <b>Five.Ten</b>, a climbing shoe company with some <a href="http://www.five-ten.com/spray/ads/MMmovieadd.jpg"><b>brilliantly creative ads</b></a> that reflected Charles' sense of humour and his <a href="http://www.five-ten.com/spray/ads/squirrel.jpg"><b>Yosemite heritage.</b></a> It's sure obvious Charles has <b>not forgotten</b> what it is to be a <a href="http://www.five-ten.com/spray/ads/dean.jpg"><b>Valley climbing bum!</b></a><br>
<br>I actually do all my aid climbing in a <a href="http://www.five-ten.com/Product/outdoor/guide.html"><b>pair of Charles' big wall shoes,</b></a> which I got for free after my Five Ten El Caps <b>completely disintegrated</b> after only <b>one</b> wall! These new shoes are not lasting as well as I might have hoped - I only wish Charles' <b>shoes</b> would hold up as well as <b>Charles himself!</b><br>
<br>The <b>second ascent of Jolly Roger</b> was made by the <b>Swiss climbing legend Xaver Bongard,</b> who together with the ultra-prolific <a href="http://www.bigwalls.net/johnm/jm4.html"><b>John Middendorf</b></a> later climbed <a href="http://www.primenet.com/~midds/Grand.html"><b>The Grand Voyage.</b></a> This climb is a <a href="http://www.bigwalls.net/climb/newphotos/Vertical.jpg"><b>really sick Grade VII</b></a> found in the awesome <a href="http://www.euronet.nl/users/e_wesker/jpg/10.jpg"><b>Trango Towers</b></a> of the <b>Baltoro</b> region of Pakistan's <b>Karakoram,</b> a beautiful but hostile <a href="http://www.paulpritchard.com/gallery/trango_towers.htm"><b>alpine big wall arena.</b></a><br>
<br>The way that John and Xaver met is quite an amusing story - Xaver was in Yosemite and wanted to climb the <b>hardest route,</b> so John sent him up <b>Jolly Roger -- solo!</b><br>
<br>The <b>third ascent of Jolly Roger</b> was also made <b>solo</b> - by none other than Yosemite's own <b>Brad Jarrett.</b> I think but am not certain Brad was involved in the first ascent of <b>Tempest</b> on El Cap, but whether or not he was, I'm gonna stick in this link to this <a href="http://www.paulpritchard.com/images/tempest.jpg"><b>AMAZING photo of Tempest on El Cap.</b></a> Why not, eh?<br>
<br>Brad didn't have the benefit of an internet guru like <b>Deuce,</b> so it's kind of hard to find some decent links to him. But the <b>big wall world</b> is pretty small, and here is an interesting connection. Brad Jarrett went to <a href="http://www.euronet.nl/users/e_wesker/jpg/12.jpg"><b>Nameless Tower</b></a> to climb a <b>three-thousand-foot route</b> called <a href="http://www.magbag.com/nameless.htm"><b>Wall Fiction (VI A4 5.10 WI3)</b></a> with <b>Warren Hollinger</b> of <a href="http://www.bigwalls.net/climb/polarsun.html"><b>Polar Sun Spire fame.</b></a> If you read the captions to this <b>Baffin Island Grade VII big wall,</b> it says they climbed it in <b>July.</b> I think this is wrong - I'm pretty sure <b>Warren,</b> a friend of mine and <b>fellow Hoser,</b> told me they climbed in <b>April</b> because they needed to get in and out before the sea ice broke up. I do remember seeing his slides that were taken with <b>daytime highs of -15C.</b> Even in the <a href="http://www.geocities.com/kanadian_korner/"><b>Great White North,</b></a> it gets warmer than that in July, eh?<br>
<br>In July 1998, <b>Warren Hollinger</b> made the <b>first ascent</b> of a new <b>El Cap route</b> that takes a line up the <b>North America Wall</b> directly from <b>Easy Street</b> to <b>Big Sur</b> to the <b>Cyclops Eye.</b> This route is called <b>Nightmare on California Street,</b> and is definitely rated <a href="http://www.rockclimbing.com/forums/viewtopic.php?topic=4156&forum=19&8"><b>"PDH" on the C.R.S.</b></a> Warren put up this route with <a href="http://www.geocities.com/nate_beckwith/granthalfdome.html"><b>Grant Gardner,</b></a> who made the <b>sixth ascent</b> of Jolly Roger along with <a href="http://www.geocities.com/nate_beckwith/"><b>Nate Beckwith,</b></a> and this brings us back to the beginning of the <b>Jolly Roger circle.</b> In the spring of that same year, Grant dodged the storms of <b><i>El Nino</b></i> to make the coveted <b>first solo ascent</b> of <a href="http://www.supertopo.com/route.html?r=ybelreti"><b>The Reticent Wall,</b></a> which he "stole" out from under the nose of <b>Wally Barker,</b> one of the Nameless Tower crew, who had been eyeballing it. Wally later soloed both <b>Reticent</b> and <b>Jolly Roger</b> along with <b>Gulf Stream, the Ranch, and Plastic Surgery Disaster.</b> I can't find any decent links for Wally, either!<br>
<br>The <b>fourth ascent of Jolly Roger</b> was made in 1993 by Slovenians <a href="http://www.humar.com/himal/nuptse/jeglic_v.jpg"><b>Janez Jeglic</b></a> and <b>Miha Prapotnik.</b> <b>Janez Jeglic</b> was one of the <b>baddest-ass mofos</b> who ever lived! <b>Janez</b> is actually a friend of one of <b>Dr. Pee'd On's "patients",</b> who is <a href="http://www.planetmountain.com/English/ice/himalaya/Humar/"><b>Tomaz Humar.</b></a> Tomaz sent me a few <b>photos</b> to post here on the website, so I'll have to hop to it. Here's where Tomaz talks about his <a href="http://www.planetmountain.com/English/special/people/humar/Humar2.html"><b>solo of Reticent Wall,</b></a> and how I helped him by giving him beta when nobody else would! I taught him a few of the <b>big wall basics</b> like the <b>hauling ratchet</b> and the <b>load release knot,</b> and off he went. I would have to say he was one of my <b>more promising "patients"!</b> I'll get those photos posted - they're much better resolution than the ones which <a href="http://www.humar.com/A5/retiframe.htm"><b>appear on his website.</b></a><br>
<br><b>Janez Jeglic</b> was the first half of the <b>dynamic duo of Patagonian big wall climbing,</b> the other half being Slovenian <a href="http://www.planid.org/LJU/K/Karo.htm"><b>Silvo Karo.</b></a> I remember meeting Silvo after he and his <b>Swiss parter Aischan Rupp</b> had just got back from their <a href="http://www.planetfear.com/climbing/highmountainmag/mountaininfo/1996-1998/Infjul97.htm#41"><b>record speed ascent of Half Dome</b></a> via the Direct Northwest Face in 11 h 20 m. As I shivered beneath my raincoat in a soggy Camp 4, I listened in awe as Silvo and Aischan described how the <b>rain</b> they were climbing through <b>turned to snow</b> halfway up! Evidently they surprised a half-dozen sorry sods huddled beneath a tarp on <b>Big Sandy Ledge</b> and left their jaws hanging in amazement as they thundered through towards the summit! At the time I was speaking with them, I had <b>no idea</b> who they were. But one thing I knew for sure - these guys were <b>totally MANIC!</b><br>
<br><b>Aischan Rupp</b> made the <b>fifth ascent of Jolly Roger</b> in early summer 1996 with Norwegian hardman <a href="http://www.ntk.no/Tindeposten/2000/04/TP_2000_4.html"><b>Odd Roar Wiik.</b></a> Be sure to <b>scroll down</b> on Odd Roar's page to see his <b>Baffin Island big wall exploits!</b> Like <b>"no doot aboot it, eh?"</b> With this <a href="http://shop.rockandice.com/flashes/news/main/news.html#baffin"><b>Baffin Island Grade VII on Polar Sun Spire</b></a> on his resume, Odd Roar Wiik has proved himself unequivocally to be as <b>MANIC</b> as the rest of this lot!<br>
<br>While some climbers continue to <b>push the limits</b> and get away with it, others are <b>not so lucky,</b> unfortunately. It <b>did not escape</b> my attention that <a href="http://www.bigwalls.net/climb/XaverO.html"><b>Xaver Bongard is dead,</b></a> the result of a <b>BASE</b> jumping accident in Switzerland when his 'chutes failed. <a href="http://www.humar.com/himal/nuptse/nupframe.htm"><b>Janez Jeglic died on Nuptse</b></a> while climbing with <b>Tomaz Humar</b> who barely managed to survive himself. And <a href="http://www.planetfear.com/climbing/highmountainmag/mountaininfo/1996-1998/Infjul97.htm#40"><b>Aischan Rupp died on the Matterhorn</b></a> in a rappelling accident on the Hornli Ridge.<br>
<br>A couple years later, I hitched a ride back to Camp 4 from El Cap Meadows with Odd Roar. We were swapping stories, one of which involved Aischan downclimbing the <b>nearly hundred-foot runout</b> on the sixth pitch of Jolly Roger because he was too <b>gripped</b> to make the mantel at the end! I proudly told Odd Roar I had just made a <a href="http://www.rockclimbing.com/ascent/index.php?AscentID=339"><b>solo ascent of Iron Hawk</b></a> which I believed to have been the <b>second solo ascent</b> after Brad Jarrett's <b>first solo.</b> Odd Roar burst my bubble when he told me that Xaver had soloed it too.<br>
<br>"How do you know that?!" I demanded.<br>
<br>"He told me."<br>
<br>"Oh."<br>
<br>As you probably know by now, <a href="http://www.cs.berkeley.edu/~qtluong/mountain/yosemite/jolly.html"><b>Nate and Grant made the sixth ascent of Jolly Roger.</b></a><br>
<br>The <b>seventh ascent</b> was made in the fall of 1998 by <b>Mikio Suizu</b> and <b>"Uncle Kiyo" Shikoda</b> from Japan, along with their pint-sized <b>Female Belay Slave</b> whose name escapes me just now. Fresh off <a href="http://www.rockclimbing.com/ascent/index.php?AscentID=351"><b>my ascent of The Reticent Wall,</b></a> and eager to pump them for info on the route, I hooked up with the Japanese lads in Camp 4, where Uncle Kiyo demonstrated that he is as fine a <b>cook</b> as he is a <b>climber</b> - the deep-fried breaded veal cutlets he made for all of us were <b>delicious beyond description!</b> We missed having Tomaz with us since he was up on the wall at the time. Suizu and Shikoda had decorated their tent fly with some outstanding artwork, and <b><font color="red">Wee-Wee the Big Wall Crab</b></font> and I added our <b>two loonies' worth.</b><br>
<br>The next evening, I took the lads over to the Garden Terrace for supper. When Nate came in and walked over to our table, he nearly <b>shat himself</b> when he saw all the detailed beta the lads were giving me!<br>
<br><b>Bwah-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!!! <font size=-2>[diabolical Dr. Evil laughter]</b></font><br><br><br><br>
<br>To conclude this <b>historical overview,</b> I will <a href="http://www7.integra.fr/glenat/pagesasp/glenatpresse/accueil.asp?url=http://www.ski-francais.com/berauhlt/compagnon.htm"><b>share a photo with you</b></a> that doesn't really have anything to do with <b>Jolly Roger,</b> but just sort of demonstrates how small the <b>big wall fraternity</b> really is.<br>
<br>If you <b>scroll to the bottom of the page,</b> you will see that the photo caption reads, <b><i>"Bérhault, Edlinger, Humar, Karo au pied du Triglav, dimanche 27 août 2000"</b></i><br>
<br><b>Patrick Bérhault</b> is an alpiniste of some renown known for his <a href="http://www.banffcentre.ab.ca/CMC/current_festivals/bio_berhault.html"><b>mellow scrambles in the hills.</b></a><br>
<br><b>Patrick Edlinger</b> is of course famous for his death-defying <b>free solos,</b> his tendon- stretching <b>flexibility,</b> and even his <b>nudey scene</b> in the ground-breaking climbing flick, <b><i>"La vie au bout des doigts"</b></i><br>
<br><b>Tomaz Humar</b> is no slouch, either. <b>Climbing Magazine's Millennium Special No. 192</b> considered him to be the <b>Best All-Around Climber on the Planet,</b> a designation for which I can personally vouch.<br>
<br>And finally there's <b>Silvo Karo,</b> who eats <a href="http://www.peakware.com/encyclopedia/peaks/photos/cerrotorre1.htm"><b>Cerro Torre</b></a> and <a href="http://www.peakware.com/encyclopedia/peaks/photos/fitzroy4.htm"><b>Torre Egger</b></a> for breakfast. Actually probably <b>before</b> breakfast.<br>
<br><b>Big Wall aficionados</b> will notice <b>one problem</b> with the caption: the order is wrong!<br>
<br>The <b>correct order,</b> from left to right, is <b>Karo, Bérhault, Edlinger</b> and <b>Humar.</b><br><br> <br>
<br><b><font size=+2>OUR ASCENT</b></font><br>
<br>Jon and I set up <b>Base Camp</b> on top of <b>Little John</b> at the top of the first pitch. This is right at the foot of the <b>fixed ropes</b> coming down from the base of the <b>Heart.</b> From here we climbed up to <b>Mammoth Terraces</b> where we had our <b>Advanced Base Camp,</b> but the fixed ropes were handy for zipping back to the Valley for pizza and beer, eh?!<br>
<br>This route comes at you fast with some stiff aid on the third pitch. Pitch 4 is <a href="http://www.rockclimbing.com/photos.php?Action=ListPhoto&PhotoID=1585"><b>one of the most famous hooking pitches on the Big Stone</b></a> - bring your talons, screamers and duct tape to protect this, and be sure think about those <a href="http://www.rockclimbing.com/photos.php?Action=ListPhoto&PhotoID=1598"><b>duct-taped hooks</b></a> when you're heading the seam above.<br>
<br><b>Free climbing highlights</b> include the <b>L-O-N-G runout on sustained 5.10</b> on pitch 6 where <b>a fall of well over a hundred feet</b> is a very real possibility. Don't think it's all over
when you clip Chris Van Leuven's shiny new (replaced) bolt, cuz <b>it keeps coming at ya.</b> The <b>5.11x handslaps</b> above Mammoth Terraces made <b>ME</b> reach for my chalkbag as I was belaying Jon! At least Jon could take a <a href="http://www.rockclimbing.com/photos.php?Action=ListPhoto&PhotoID=1599"><b>solar-powered shower</b></a> to wash off the <b>smell of fear</b>.<br>
<br>As for the <b>memorable aid,</b> where do I begin? This is a route where I <b>really</b> got good at heading and hooking. Either that, or I guess <b>I'd</b> be dead too, eh?<br>
<br>One time when I was placing some <b>scary heads,</b> a voice floated up from somewhere beneath, speaking in a <b>heavy Italian accent:</b><br>
<br>"Hey, <b>Michaelangelo!</b> That's-ah pretty good work-ah you do with-ah the <b><i>"chis!"</b></i> Affa you finish there, you can-ah <b>paint</b> the ceiling of-ah the <b>Shield Roof!</b><br>
<br>"Atsa the mattah for you, <b>Luig'?</b> First I gotta finish my work with-ah my <b><i>"chis"</b></i> so some-ah day the tourists can <a href="http://www.origin360.com/travel/rome_01.html"><b>take-ah the <i>piksh</i> of my stuff!</b></a> Maybe one-ah day they <a href="http://www.statue.com/html/T79.htm"><b>make-ah my stuff in-a plastic!</b></a> That's-ah <b>nice,</b> eh?"<br>
<br>The <b>Golden Doubloon</b> was an all day affair for me, quite a workout, that. The <b>penultimate pitch</b> really had Jon thinking, too - Suizu had warned me that the rivets are well hidden by the lichen. Jon <b>pulled an all-nighter</b> on this pitch to get us on the summit and down in time for the <b>big Camp 4 celebration,</b> but we were accidentally sent the wrong way and regretfully ended up missing the whole thing.<br>
<br>Spoken in <b>pirate's voice:<br>
<br><i>"ARRR,</i> May-tees!"</b> Here's a picture of <a href="http://www.geocities.com/nate_beckwith/jroger.html"><b>Nate standing watch in the Crow's Nest.</b></a> <b><i>"ARRR-DEE-AAARRRR!</i> Shiver me timbers, eh?"</b><br>
<br>There are two aid pitches on this route that really stick out in my mind. The first is the hooking above the <b>body-cleaving pinnacle</b> on pitch 11. That is most assuredly the <b>RADDEST HOOK MOVE</b> I have ever made! As you're <b>top-stepping</b> on one hook with another hook <b>duct- taped to the end of your hammer</b> to extend your reach, and when your hook finally sticks
on something that is <b>too far</b> from your reach to be able to <b>feel</b> with your finger, and as you climb up your two aiders <b>joined end to end,</b> look down at that pinnacle and imagine what
it'll do to you <b>if you blow it.</b> Oh yeah, the <b>edge</b> you're blindly hooking on is <b>1/3 the size of your baby finger nail,</b> and not incut in any way. Yikes! This pitch definitely deserves the rating of <b>PDH/DFU.</b><br>
<br>But that's not even the crux! The really <b>sick</b> aid pitch is the <b>A4 ramp</b> followed by the <b>A5 heading corner.</b> Call that one <b>PDH/DFU.</b> Bring <b>tons</b> of #0
and #1 heads - I used something like <b>25 or 30 in a <i>ROW!</b></i> If you <b>fall</b> on this pitch, bud, you'll <b>break every bone</b> in your body! Man, did it <b>ever</b> feel good to clip the anchors after that one. I still have some of those little <b>#0 and #1 heads</b> that my partner Jon cleaned out of that pitch. Pretty nasty little souveniers, eh? <a href="http://www.rockclimbing.com/photos.php?Action=ListPhoto&PhotoID=2155"><b>Check out this photo</b></a> of some of my little <b>aid trinkets</b> and <b>used heads</b> from Jolly Roger, <b>if you <i>DARE!</i></b><br>
<br><b>Bwah-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!!! <font size=-2>[diabolical Dr. Evil laughter]</b></font><br><br><br><br>
Witnessed by: Jon Fox
Added: 1999-09-20
Added: 1999-09-20





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