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The long road home aka Soccer Mom -

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Start by going to lost cove on a nice warm day. Put a bunch of ticks on everything, thrash your finger tips, fall off of everything, grab your pad and slowly walk back to the car with a busted ego, trying to figure out how you can move the holds on your project to be a little closer to each other, like you do in the gym. Oh ya. Be sure to leave your used tape, tick marks, cigarette butts, trash, piles of chalk, echos of spewed beta, etc back at the boulders because it's just not enough like the home gym down there. Besides, national forest service workers like to see that we treat the boulderfields just like we treat our own homes. Just be sure that mom comes down afterward to pick up after your sorry ass. Come on people. Make a difference, keep it nice for everyone and for continued access to these nice areas. Pick your shit up. Cause less erosion. If you can't control your dog, leave it at home, or go to Bass Lake, with al the other pissant half-backs that don't give a shit, and always have someone to clean up after them (as long as they can be categorized as minority in some way).

Submitted by: paleolithics on 2008-04-07
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Route ID: 92918