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mushroomcloud_2
Oct 19, 2005, 8:18 PM
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In reply to: So much for the first rule of K Crag...... :roll: |
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killclimbz
Oct 19, 2005, 8:36 PM
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In reply to: In reply to: So much for the first rule of K Crag...... :roll: Damn! There's goes the second rule too. :shock:
Don't forget the one about the nun and the 10lb sausage...
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ukwill
Oct 20, 2005, 10:13 PM
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BTW, does anyone have any photographic evidence of Dirty Gary in a bikini? I appreciate that the visual image is a powerful and disturbing one, perhaps too much for someone of a weak constitution, but since the man is so fond of posting unflattering photos of people's arses, drunkenness etc it seems only fair to return the favour.
Someone must have video footage of him in his Malibu Beach ensemble dancing to 'It's Raining Men' by The Weathergirls....
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killclimbz
Oct 20, 2005, 10:18 PM
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Actually I usually dance around to "Stop! You're chafing my helmet" by the Purple Helmet Warriors....
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mushroomcloud_2
Oct 20, 2005, 10:21 PM
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It really was an moving display of climbing, rhinestones and leopard print. Sooooo hot....MEOW.
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killclimbz
Oct 20, 2005, 10:25 PM
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In reply to: It really was an moving display of climbing, rhinestones and leopard print. Sooooo hot....MEOW.
Thanks kitten! :wink:
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ukwill
Oct 20, 2005, 10:26 PM
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In reply to: Actually I usually dance around to "Stop! You're chafing my helmet" by the Purple Helmet Warriors....
I'm unfamiliar with that particular band, being more of an Anti-Nowhere League man myself. Is it available on 8-track?
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ukwill
Oct 20, 2005, 10:29 PM
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In reply to: It really was an moving display of climbing, rhinestones and leopard print. Sooooo hot....MEOW.
I can imagine. Even the thought of it gives me a strange, warm feeling inside - the same strange, warm feeling I get from a dodgy prawn vindaloo.
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dina
Oct 20, 2005, 10:30 PM
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In reply to: BTW, does anyone have any photographic evidence of Dirty Gary in a bikini? I appreciate that the visual image is a powerful and disturbing one, perhaps too much for someone of a weak constitution, but since the man is so fond of posting unflattering photos of people's arses, drunkenness etc it seems only fair to return the favour. Someone must have video footage of him in his Malibu Beach ensemble dancing to 'It's Raining Men' by The Weathergirls....
I think something can be arranged............... :twisted:
Gary, payback is a BITCH
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mushroomcloud_2
Oct 20, 2005, 10:33 PM
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In reply to: In reply to: It really was an moving display of climbing, rhinestones and leopard print. Sooooo hot....MEOW. I can imagine. Even the thought of it gives me a strange, warm feeling inside - the same strange, warm feeling I get from a dodgy prawn vindaloo.
The best is when Cody dons the matching ensemble. Who knew that a rhinestone banana hammack would look so good on a dog.
Such a darling duo... you really should come to the next show.
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killclimbz
Oct 20, 2005, 10:34 PM
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In reply to: In reply to: BTW, does anyone have any photographic evidence of Dirty Gary in a bikini? I appreciate that the visual image is a powerful and disturbing one, perhaps too much for someone of a weak constitution, but since the man is so fond of posting unflattering photos of people's arses, drunkenness etc it seems only fair to return the favour. Someone must have video footage of him in his Malibu Beach ensemble dancing to 'It's Raining Men' by The Weathergirls.... I think something can be arranged............... :twisted: Gary, payback is a b----
Oh but I have the good pics.... :twisted:
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killclimbz
Oct 20, 2005, 10:35 PM
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In reply to: In reply to: Actually I usually dance around to "Stop! You're chafing my helmet" by the Purple Helmet Warriors.... I'm unfamiliar with that particular band, being more of an Anti-Nowhere League man myself. Is it available on 8-track?
They were big in the early 90's. Perhaps you heard of their biggest hit "Spit shine my helmet"?
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dina
Oct 20, 2005, 10:37 PM
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In reply to: In reply to: In reply to: BTW, does anyone have any photographic evidence of Dirty Gary in a bikini? I appreciate that the visual image is a powerful and disturbing one, perhaps too much for someone of a weak constitution, but since the man is so fond of posting unflattering photos of people's arses, drunkenness etc it seems only fair to return the favour. Someone must have video footage of him in his Malibu Beach ensemble dancing to 'It's Raining Men' by The Weathergirls.... I think something can be arranged............... :twisted: Gary, payback is a b---- Oh but I have the good pics.... :twisted:
We'll see about that
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mushroomcloud_2
Oct 20, 2005, 10:37 PM
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Hey Gary - Congrats on 1500 posts. Great work. :righton:
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killclimbz
Oct 20, 2005, 10:38 PM
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In reply to: In reply to: In reply to: It really was an moving display of climbing, rhinestones and leopard print. Sooooo hot....MEOW. I can imagine. Even the thought of it gives me a strange, warm feeling inside - the same strange, warm feeling I get from a dodgy prawn vindaloo. The best is when Cody dons the matching ensemble. Who knew that a rhinestone banana hammack would look so good on a dog. Such a darling duo... you really should come to the next show.
He sings along too. Normally such a quiet dog.
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ukwill
Oct 20, 2005, 10:39 PM
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In reply to: The best is when Cody dons the matching ensemble. Who knew that a rhinestone banana hammack would look so good on a dog. Such a darling duo... you really should come to the next show.
Oh crivens, I've just had a really vile idea about where Cody gets his poo fixation from :shock:
Gary, if you were ever in a German scheizer movie you would tell us, wouldn't you?
After getting a stiffy on the dentist's chair I thought my day couldn't get any worse, but now this!
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no_oreos
Oct 20, 2005, 10:51 PM
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To top it all off, at the end of the night it was just a blitz of gary, leopard print, rhinestones, a 20 lb sausage, and a nun...now how's that for an image. (did I forget to mention the boa...?)
I've never seen anything like it. I love k-crag.
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no_oreos
Oct 20, 2005, 10:52 PM
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oops, and climbing. I didn't even notice the climbing because I went into shock when the nun walked in with the sausage.
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crack_addict
Oct 20, 2005, 11:48 PM
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do u guys have jobs? and does k crag exist outside your minds?
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dina
Oct 21, 2005, 1:25 AM
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In reply to: do u guys have jobs? and does k crag exist outside your minds?
Oh, the K Crag is very real. In fact, there is actual photographic evidence of it floating around the web somewhere.........
We may even see some of that in Lucille's back yard tomorrow night :wink:
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killclimbz
Oct 21, 2005, 2:41 PM
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Where do you think I am posting all of this from????
If you are making it to the Octoberfest tonight, there will be pics from Kcrag. Mushroomcloud is bringing the sheep for new initiates to Kcrag.
Giddyup :!:
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mushroomcloud_2
Oct 21, 2005, 3:17 PM
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In reply to: In reply to: do u guys have jobs? Where do you think I am posting all of this from???? If you are making it to the Octoberfest tonight, there will be pics from Kcrag. Mushroomcloud is bringing the sheep for new initiates to Kcrag. Giddyup :!: |
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splat
Oct 21, 2005, 5:45 PM
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In reply to: In reply to: do u guys have jobs? and does k crag exist outside your minds? Oh, the K Crag is very real. In fact, there is actual photographic evidence of it floating around the web somewhere.........
Don't listen to 'em. They are a bunch of liars. Next thing they will tell ya is that Pepsi tastes like Coke, Cody never barks & Oly is better than PBR. K-Crag is a myth, like red lights. But, if you do go bring fire water... it melos the natives. :P
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zozo
Oct 21, 2005, 6:36 PM
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Does anyone climb at paradise after work? I am working like 5 minuets from there.
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