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PBR??? It stands for Poser Boy Request, and is the beer of choice for any trendy punk from Portland. Trustafarian's drink it because their taste buds have been spoiled from smelling to much of their own farts, which is the thing to do out here.
It starts with week old Wisconsin piss, which the company then adds alcohol to it by stealing the illegally made alcohol from the state Pen, which consist of fermented orange peals and grapefruit.
One 12 pack has enough alcohol to get your younger sister tipsy.