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mutant


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The "G" spot, located in Az. Really remote area with no traffic.


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Gentle Bloodsucker


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I like Skip Guerrins name for a boulder problem.He called it over yourself.So he could ask people later,Hey did you get over yourself


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Grades Are Dumb. Unrated problem, because rating it would defeat the purpose.
Happy Sending!
Sierra 8^)


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Routs:
wasted asperigus (fume wall durango CO)
ape's of wrath (fume wall durango CO)
turd burgler (sharmas original name for realization)
sissy dyno (near the gunks NY, not in any guide book)

Problems:
Dynamo Hum (always makes me think of a very enthusiastic hummer)
its a stupid aret anyhow (secret spot durango CO)

routes i got FA:
moon hampster (platte clove NY)
tenacious testiculer tolerance (platte clove NY)
anal acrobat (the butt boulder near my house in NY)
sphinkter gymnast ( the butt boulder)


olipab


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I heard one on this website that made me laugh "grab the grip" not sure who said it, but im gonna steal it.


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"Hell hook?"

"Come on, skip it!"


ikefromla


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"The Unclimbed Dan Mills V13 Traverse Problem" ( think that's the exact wording)
yes, its' been climbed. no it wasn't FA'd by Dan Mills, No it's not V13.

Palm Springs Arial Tramway
edit: perhaps this is funnier if you know Dan Mills.


craigbunten


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KILTLIFTER :lol:


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"Limp Dick" at Skinner's Butte, OR


tnchief


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"Whiskey Chicken" - at a local bouldering area.

Not very funny in and of itself. However, the guy that developed the area named every problem he put up out there "Whiskey Chicken," all ranging from V0 to V8, making up some 30 problems. Some of the rest of us put up new problems and continued that theme. Several problems I have put up are named "Scotch Turkey."

Of course, the idea was to discourage the making of a guidebook since the rocks are on private land and access is iffy at best.


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I can't remember exactly, but it's along the lines of "Chrome plated, semi-automatic enima syringe" surprised I haven't heard that one yet!


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some names that i'd like to use (someday, perhaps)

Stinkfist....after the tool song (it's pretty gross to me, anyway....if you know what the song is actually about)

Wear a condom....might be a good name for a highball prob.


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UW's 'Partial Birth Abortion'


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1.) Thugs and Bitches
2.) Hugs and Kisses
3.) Mortal Combat
4.)Popeye


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1.) Thugs and Bitches
2.) Hugs and Kisses
3.) Mortal Combat
4.)Popeye


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above 4 mentioned... may i remind you... is at HP40 yeah baby!!! love that place...


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I hate Melissa Etheridge

Still haven't sent it. Hate it.


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Harry Butthole Potter. It's a route at HCR.


rockclimbergabor


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"Happy Testicles" - somewhere in England
"The Sexy Penguin Orgy" - GYM


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"the dairy queen slut"
"i am the walrus"

both at taylors falls, MN


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fetus in a blender


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citizen dildo


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Sloper Groper - project - Icicle Canyon


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