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imatoad
Jan 11, 2006, 12:37 PM
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In southeast PA there's a nasty little sport route called "Laid Back and Well Hung". Saw a guy come off, flip upside down with the rope between his legs and slam another wall, result: 3 broken ribs.
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joshy8200
Jan 11, 2006, 3:40 PM
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Pulp Fiction:
"Royale Cheeze"
"We Should have f---ing Shot-Guns for This"
"I will Strike Down Upon Thee with Great Vegeance and Furious Anger"
"The Path of the Righteous Man'
"Be Cool Honey Bunny"
"You Got Me in the Red"
"I'm on the Mother-F---er"
"I'll Be there in 10"
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squid
Jan 12, 2006, 5:56 PM
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At one of the Local spots there's a route everyone dubbed Pickin up Chicks, later I've heard its been called "Pickin up Chicks at the Abortion Clinic"............................the truth is unknown.
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fishbelly
Jan 12, 2006, 6:16 PM
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Colemans is a faggot,, bellefonte Pa.
For Political incorrect factor if nothing else
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giza
Jan 12, 2006, 6:18 PM
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How about "Exploding Orange Alien"?
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tgreene
Jan 12, 2006, 6:19 PM
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I was just thinking -- Alien Encounter
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dudemanbu
Jan 12, 2006, 7:28 PM
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I like to name all my first ascents what their crux is to ruin it for everyone else. I've put up such great problems as
"toe hook, pinch left, heel hook, mantle, figure 4. "
and
"just climb it, it's a V2."
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dynoclimber
Jan 12, 2006, 8:45 PM
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White stuff in your eye
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chadnsc
Jan 12, 2006, 9:49 PM
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Dance of the Sugar Plum Ferries
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caughtinside
Jan 12, 2006, 9:57 PM
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Mas Macho Muchacho.
And the infamous Valley climb: Way homo sperm burpers from Fresno.
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jacojone
Jan 13, 2006, 3:34 PM
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Turbo Slab 5000....with lasers
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goob3r
Jan 14, 2006, 9:54 PM
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Chia Pet,
Flipper,
SBD,
Gonzo,
Little Italy,
Awesome Sauce,
Mechanical Bullshit,
Sexist Pig,
Hemoglobin,
Jiggawatt,
crimp my style,
goob3r (shout out),
mile-high club (good for a highball),
suicide jack,
All-American Flag,
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welikoa
Jan 14, 2006, 10:13 PM
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Thankyou gentlemen for submitting your favorite names. Now I will steal them all haha. Just kidding. I was thinking of calling one machete fight, because nobody ever really wins a machete fight, its just whoever gets cut less is the winner.
or "Richard Simmons is a little bitch." or
Anna Nicoles Magic jug ride. or
Fu&k Kaballah
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fargoclimber
Jan 14, 2006, 10:31 PM
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Geriatric Sex Maniacs from Mars (Red Wing, MN) and Cordless Electric Puss Melon (St. Croix Falls, WI)
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tim
Jan 14, 2006, 11:05 PM
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Electrified Fooling Machine (Simpsons reference)
Be Sharp or Be Flat
Float Like a Butterfly, Land Like a Tomato (Willoughby classic)
Trespassers Will Be Violated
Mr. Bunny's Happy Fun Slope (A5? wall pitch)
Cleopatra's Clit (dyno to a rounded pinch sticking out of a crack)
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goob3r
Jan 14, 2006, 11:08 PM
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In reply to: Electrified Fooling Machine (Simpsons reference) Be Sharp or Be Flat Float Like a Butterfly, Land Like a Tomato (Willoughby classic) Trespassers Will Be Violated Mr. Bunny's Happy Fun Slope (A5? wall pitch) Cleopatra's Clit (dyno to a rounded pinch sticking out of a crack)
There's a route at my local gym called Be Flat.
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hiram
Jan 14, 2006, 11:11 PM
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ok, i will bite
"bedtime for bonzo"
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theirishman
Jan 15, 2006, 7:59 AM
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dirty mother sanchez
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aeray
Jan 15, 2006, 9:17 AM
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Vagina Dentata
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v_nuthin_ace
Jan 15, 2006, 4:35 PM
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MIXELPLIX
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areyoumydude
Jan 15, 2006, 8:08 PM
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In reply to: i don't know if it's been used before but in honor of my favorite cartoon: barney's rubble.
There's a tower out here in Moab called "Barney Rubble".
I'm not giving up my future names but some of my past FA's are called:
"Smell My Finger" (Pete's Pyle) OR
"Cronological Disorder" (Dreamland) WA
"Eye of the Turtle" on the FA of Turtle Head Tower (Dreamland) WA
"Crack-a-Brewski" (Joshua Tree)
"Tucker's Tavern" (JT)
"Land Shark" (Tamo)AZ
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lvclimbingbum
Jan 15, 2006, 8:47 PM
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Cow Tipping for Dummies
Slam, Bam, Thank you Ma'am
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aeray
Jan 16, 2006, 6:40 AM
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there is a route near missoula named "don't stick your hand in it" because it has a large bowl/jug about halfway up that you can't see into. it is perpetually filled with rank, fetid, stagnant sludge. the smell can take days to go away.
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quiteatingmysteak
Jan 16, 2006, 8:32 AM
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hooking skills or hospital bills
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wearyourtruth
Jan 16, 2006, 5:48 PM
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favorite name i've come up with for a route is Manhandle the Panhandle (being in the panhandle of texas)
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