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jt512


May 12, 2007, 3:38 AM
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I think I at least deserve an Honorable Mention for this:

http://www.rockclimbing.com/...he_Office_76392.html




mince


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Please say that is not you, or is staged, or that duche cratered shortly after. Either way that would have caught me, nice.

WTF : is that drill from home-depot or what?


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curt


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mince wrote:
Please say that is not you, or is staged, or that duche cratered shortly after...

No, that's not jt512; that's his mentor.

Curt


jt512


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mince wrote:
Please say that is not you, or is staged, or that duche cratered shortly after. Either way that would have caught me, nice.

It's neither me in the pic nor was I the photographer; however, the photo was not staged. I was present for both the bolting of the route (aptly named Russian Roulette) and for the First Ascent by annak.

Jay


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caughtinside


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curt wrote:
mince wrote:
Please say that is not you, or is staged, or that duche cratered shortly after...

No, that's not jt512; that's his mentor.

Curt

good stuff.

the foot belay and the handcrack bolt job were a couple classics.


jt512


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curt wrote:
mince wrote:
Please say that is not you, or is staged, or that duche cratered shortly after...

No, that's not jt512; that's his mentor.

Curt

Well, as my "mentor" would say, "HAHAHAHAHAHA."

Jay


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May 12, 2007, 4:31 AM
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That dude is a trip.

is his hate mail still being forwarded to you?


climbsomething


May 12, 2007, 5:19 AM
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mince wrote:
Please say that is not you, or is staged, or that duche cratered shortly after. Either way that would have caught me, nice.

WTF : is that drill from home-depot or what?
It's all real, including the hair (which is truly the biggest tragedy).

But I DO envy Jay's possession of this fail-proof (clearly not "fool-proof") photo. Gets 'em EVERY SINGLE TIME. See?

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

*zzzzzzzbuzzabuzzabuzzachukkachukkaZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ* "RAAAAAAAWWWWKKK!"


mince


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What a damn shame; and what a non-trad climbing, bleached blonde, gay porn star looking, non-crack climbing, rap bolting, CUM RECEPTACLE. I hope those bolts have been chopped be now.

yes i bit hard, and am still fighting.


climbsomething


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mince wrote:
What a damn shame; and what a non-trad climbing, bleached blonde, gay porn star looking, non-crack climbing, rap bolting, CUM RECEPTACLE. I hope those bolts have been chopped be now.

yes i bit hard, and am still fighting.
If you call him a cum receptacle to his face, which I suspect he'd love, then I bet he'd loan you the crow bar he uses to smash unnecessary jugs off the rads to keep the bumblies away. Then you could remove those bolts yourself.

LaughLaugh


mince


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so he chips holds also (just in a different way that most), either way he bolts cracks and chips rock, great, what a guy, or girl or transexual, or whatever. the hair makes it complicated.SlySly


stymingersfink


May 14, 2007, 12:31 AM
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jt512 wrote:
I think I at least deserve an Honorable Mention for this:

http://www.rockclimbing.com/...he_Office_76392.html
not just an honorable mention, it's still collecting comments. that's a damn fine troll, and all from a photo at that!

in at least one instance, jt512 has risen, if only for a moment, to the level of the_leech and curt in the ability to troll.

i think he even got me in the original thread of that one. not that this was an entirely difficult thing to do, given the extreme offensiveness of the photo when taken at face value.


there's always a back story though, isn't there?


winglessangel


May 17, 2007, 3:45 PM
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winner for sure!!

http://www.rockclimbing.com/...0;page=unread#unread


p.s. vote for ONE!

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