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artm wrote: obsessed wrote: hrmm wonder if I could call my friend down in CT to go find Doc and kidnap him ...just for awhile... wouldn't be hard really...just wave a bottle of rum in front of him and walk backwards...out the door, into the car...*slam* got him!! Then drive him somewhere far far away and leave him with the rum..he wouldn't get back for days.. then the win would be mine..MINE!!! muhhaahah That's almost better than our plan to off CI and take his HBeez, maybe we should let you take over our planning!
does it pay???
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artm
Sep 4, 2007, 11:59 PM
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zeke_sf wrote: obsessed wrote: zeke_sf wrote: obsessed wrote: obsessed wrote: [image][IMG]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v355/Dr_feelgood/meatbomb.jpg[/IMG] [image] Doc is going dowwwwwn So, are you guys racing to see who gets how many posts first? How many posts? I mean, you're clearly not catching up to him on pure numbers. Unless....Hmmm...my idea is so crazy, you might just end up in jail. Do they have jails in Canadia? Or do the mounties just mount you when you do bad stuff? I hear they ride horses. Ewww....no wonder you guys have a low crime rate. Are you on speed man??/ holy shit, one question at a time... Yeah read back to sunday. me and doc have a arace..him to 6k me to 1k. he has an unfair advantage but im trying. Yep we have mounties on horses in ottawa and toronto...for the damn tourists only. I'm not going for pc++, so I'm condensing all my stuff to as few posts as possible. Sorta. I will not read back to Sunday, so thanks for summarizing your gentleperson's bet. I was implying that horse fucks human is an appropriate form of punishment you canadans use in canadia, but you have dodged the question. No, I am not on speed. I am, however, on caffeine.
I would hate to see you on redbull
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Sep 5, 2007, 12:00 AM
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zeke_sf wrote: obsessed wrote: NSFW wrote: obsessed wrote: 3:30...all you dhuuudes go home or what?? Dont you work til 5 there??? Nope, still here. But by 3:30 I start getting a gnarls case of the sleepy eye, so I had to run out and get a cup of tea with some caffeine kick. And the chick, excuse me, bartista, was like smokin’ hot, so I had chill a moment so she could like catch my vibe. I told her about sloppy swell we got in this weekend, but that was ok, cause my friends and I totally know this secret spot with some burly shorebreak. And she was like No Way, and I was like Way. We were totally getting pounded all weekend, and not like Zeke & CI poundage, but like surf poundage. I think she was feeling it. It was wicked-rad. Are we like in the valley or what the hell was that?? You are right art only you and dave know what the fuck he just said. I think I get the jest of it thou Got "the jest of it"? Pretty good typo there. You should claim credit for that.
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Sep 5, 2007, 12:00 AM
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obsessed wrote: artm wrote: obsessed wrote: hrmm wonder if I could call my friend down in CT to go find Doc and kidnap him ...just for awhile... wouldn't be hard really...just wave a bottle of rum in front of him and walk backwards...out the door, into the car...*slam* got him!! Then drive him somewhere far far away and leave him with the rum..he wouldn't get back for days.. then the win would be mine..MINE!!! muhhaahah That's almost better than our plan to off CI and take his HBeez, maybe we should let you take over our planning! does it pay???
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Sep 5, 2007, 12:01 AM
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artm wrote: zeke_sf wrote: obsessed wrote: zeke_sf wrote: obsessed wrote: obsessed wrote: [image][IMG]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v355/Dr_feelgood/meatbomb.jpg[/IMG] [image] Doc is going dowwwwwn So, are you guys racing to see who gets how many posts first? How many posts? I mean, you're clearly not catching up to him on pure numbers. Unless....Hmmm...my idea is so crazy, you might just end up in jail. Do they have jails in Canadia? Or do the mounties just mount you when you do bad stuff? I hear they ride horses. Ewww....no wonder you guys have a low crime rate. Are you on speed man??/ holy shit, one question at a time... Yeah read back to sunday. me and doc have a arace..him to 6k me to 1k. he has an unfair advantage but im trying. Yep we have mounties on horses in ottawa and toronto...for the damn tourists only. I'm not going for pc++, so I'm condensing all my stuff to as few posts as possible. Sorta. I will not read back to Sunday, so thanks for summarizing your gentleperson's bet. I was implying that horse fucks human is an appropriate form of punishment you canadans use in canadia, but you have dodged the question. No, I am not on speed. I am, however, on caffeine. creee peeee I would hate to see you on redbull
I said caffeine. That could very well be redbull. It isn't, but it could be. Actually, I haven't had coffee since this morning, so I guess I'm just: creee peeee
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artm wrote: obsessed wrote: artm wrote: obsessed wrote: hrmm wonder if I could call my friend down in CT to go find Doc and kidnap him ...just for awhile... wouldn't be hard really...just wave a bottle of rum in front of him and walk backwards...out the door, into the car...*slam* got him!! Then drive him somewhere far far away and leave him with the rum..he wouldn't get back for days.. then the win would be mine..MINE!!! muhhaahah That's almost better than our plan to off CI and take his HBeez, maybe we should let you take over our planning! does it pay??? We would be willing to pay you in coronas and spankings
Good way to get out of giving her any of CI's stuff, Art!!
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Sep 5, 2007, 12:02 AM
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zeke_sf wrote: obsessed wrote: zeke_sf wrote: obsessed wrote: six (ha same in english as in french) I forgot that you Canucks have both the English and that frog noise up there. We only recognize 'Merican around here. Maybe that's why our country is a proudly failing superpower while your country isn't even an also-ran. 'Merica RULES!!!! Yay, odd bursts of uncharacteristic displays of patriotism!! Yup, but those frogs don't want to be part of canadia so they make like they are their own country and make all the other provinces spend money on bilingual signs but if you drive in quebec you are shit out of luck cuz their signs are not in english. damn quebequois Wow, they are like the b_e thread of canadia! I think I may respect these canadans you speak of, these "quebequois." Now, if I only had the skillz to speak their noise, I would be able to get mad pc++ in what you call their "provinces." I don't know what any of this "means" but I am looking about craftily. I may just rub my hands together in a fiendish fashion. Yes. Very good.
Too funny!
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Sep 5, 2007, 12:05 AM
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artm wrote: obsessed wrote: zeke_sf wrote: obsessed wrote: obsessed wrote: [image][IMG]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v355/Dr_feelgood/meatbomb.jpg[/IMG] [image] Doc is going dowwwwwn So, are you guys racing to see who gets how many posts first? How many posts? I mean, you're clearly not catching up to him on pure numbers. Unless....Hmmm...my idea is so crazy, you might just end up in jail. Do they have jails in Canadia? Or do the mounties just mount you when you do bad stuff? I hear they ride horses. Ewww....no wonder you guys have a low crime rate. Are you on speed man??/ holy shit, one question at a time... Yeah read back to sunday. me and doc have a arace..him to 6k me to 1k. he has an unfair advantage but im trying. Yep we have mounties on horses in ottawa and toronto...for the damn tourists only. Only 30 post to 800 230 to 1k You are slacking
I know, I know...you wouldnt believe the distractions here. Damn..gonna have to get back to it later
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artm
Sep 5, 2007, 12:06 AM
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zeke_sf wrote: artm wrote: obsessed wrote: artm wrote: obsessed wrote: hrmm wonder if I could call my friend down in CT to go find Doc and kidnap him ...just for awhile... wouldn't be hard really...just wave a bottle of rum in front of him and walk backwards...out the door, into the car...*slam* got him!! Then drive him somewhere far far away and leave him with the rum..he wouldn't get back for days.. then the win would be mine..MINE!!! muhhaahah That's almost better than our plan to off CI and take his HBeez, maybe we should let you take over our planning! does it pay??? We would be willing to pay you in coronas and spankings Good way to get out of giving her any of CI's stuff, Art!!
plus we get the HBeez
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Sep 5, 2007, 12:08 AM
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artm wrote: zeke_sf wrote: artm wrote: obsessed wrote: artm wrote: obsessed wrote: hrmm wonder if I could call my friend down in CT to go find Doc and kidnap him ...just for awhile... wouldn't be hard really...just wave a bottle of rum in front of him and walk backwards...out the door, into the car...*slam* got him!! Then drive him somewhere far far away and leave him with the rum..he wouldn't get back for days.. then the win would be mine..MINE!!! muhhaahah That's almost better than our plan to off CI and take his HBeez, maybe we should let you take over our planning! does it pay??? We would be willing to pay you in coronas and spankings Good way to get out of giving her any of CI's stuff, Art!! Yes it is! plus we get the HBeez
ah, but there are only 5 H Beez in a full set. How will you split them? WIll you share them?
It is my guess that one of you will kill the other for them once I am out of the way.
HBeez. My Precious...
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artm
Sep 5, 2007, 12:11 AM
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caughtinside wrote: artm wrote: zeke_sf wrote: artm wrote: obsessed wrote: artm wrote: obsessed wrote: hrmm wonder if I could call my friend down in CT to go find Doc and kidnap him ...just for awhile... wouldn't be hard really...just wave a bottle of rum in front of him and walk backwards...out the door, into the car...*slam* got him!! Then drive him somewhere far far away and leave him with the rum..he wouldn't get back for days.. then the win would be mine..MINE!!! muhhaahah That's almost better than our plan to off CI and take his HBeez, maybe we should let you take over our planning! does it pay??? We would be willing to pay you in coronas and spankings Good way to get out of giving her any of CI's stuff, Art!! Yes it is! plus we get the HBeez ah, but there are only 5 H Beez in a full set. How will you split them? WIll you share them? It is my guess that one of you will kill the other for them once I am out of the way. HBeez. My Precious...
Don't you worry your pretty little head about it Sanjaya, you'll be dead.
Besides, the satisfaction of knowing we never have to see your avitard again almost makes me willing to give up the HBeez to zeke........almost.
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obsessed
Sep 5, 2007, 12:17 AM
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zeke_sf wrote: obsessed wrote: zeke_sf wrote: obsessed wrote: obsessed wrote: [image][IMG]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v355/Dr_feelgood/meatbomb.jpg[/IMG] [image] Doc is going dowwwwwn So, are you guys racing to see who gets how many posts first? How many posts? I mean, you're clearly not catching up to him on pure numbers. Unless....Hmmm...my idea is so crazy, you might just end up in jail. Do they have jails in Canadia? Or do the mounties just mount you when you do bad stuff? I hear they ride horses. Ewww....no wonder you guys have a low crime rate. Are you on speed man??/ holy shit, one question at a time... Yeah read back to sunday. me and doc have a arace..him to 6k me to 1k. he has an unfair advantage but im trying. Yep we have mounties on horses in ottawa and toronto...for the damn tourists only. I'm not going for pc++, so I'm condensing all my stuff to as few posts as possible. Sorta. I will not read back to Sunday, so thanks for summarizing your gentleperson's bet. I was implying that horse fucks human is an appropriate form of punishment you canadans use in canadia, but you have dodged the question. No, I am not on speed. I am, however, on caffeine.
I am happy to say I haven't been on the wrong side of the law, so I wouldn't know if horse fucking humans is punishment....but I doubt it. Probably wouldnt deter some people in this country, if it were.
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obsessed
Sep 5, 2007, 12:21 AM
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artm wrote: zeke_sf wrote: obsessed wrote: NSFW wrote: obsessed wrote: 3:30...all you dhuuudes go home or what?? Dont you work til 5 there??? Nope, still here. But by 3:30 I start getting a gnarls case of the sleepy eye, so I had to run out and get a cup of tea with some caffeine kick. And the chick, excuse me, bartista, was like smokin’ hot, so I had chill a moment so she could like catch my vibe. I told her about sloppy swell we got in this weekend, but that was ok, cause my friends and I totally know this secret spot with some burly shorebreak. And she was like No Way, and I was like Way. We were totally getting pounded all weekend, and not like Zeke & CI poundage, but like surf poundage. I think she was feeling it. It was wicked-rad. Are we like in the valley or what the hell was that?? You are right art only you and dave know what the fuck he just said. I think I get the jest of it thou Got "the jest of it"? Pretty good typo there. You should claim credit for that. I don't think it was a typo
nope, wasn't a typo. Isn't that a word??? we say that here.
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Sep 5, 2007, 12:22 AM
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obsessed wrote: artm wrote: zeke_sf wrote: obsessed wrote: NSFW wrote: obsessed wrote: 3:30...all you dhuuudes go home or what?? Dont you work til 5 there??? Nope, still here. But by 3:30 I start getting a gnarls case of the sleepy eye, so I had to run out and get a cup of tea with some caffeine kick. And the chick, excuse me, bartista, was like smokin’ hot, so I had chill a moment so she could like catch my vibe. I told her about sloppy swell we got in this weekend, but that was ok, cause my friends and I totally know this secret spot with some burly shorebreak. And she was like No Way, and I was like Way. We were totally getting pounded all weekend, and not like Zeke & CI poundage, but like surf poundage. I think she was feeling it. It was wicked-rad. Are we like in the valley or what the hell was that?? You are right art only you and dave know what the fuck he just said. I think I get the jest of it thou Got "the jest of it"? Pretty good typo there. You should claim credit for that. I don't think it was a typo nope, wasn't a typo. Isn't that a word??? we say that here.
Get the jist of it.
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artm wrote: obsessed wrote: artm wrote: obsessed wrote: hrmm wonder if I could call my friend down in CT to go find Doc and kidnap him ...just for awhile... wouldn't be hard really...just wave a bottle of rum in front of him and walk backwards...out the door, into the car...*slam* got him!! Then drive him somewhere far far away and leave him with the rum..he wouldn't get back for days.. then the win would be mine..MINE!!! muhhaahah That's almost better than our plan to off CI and take his HBeez, maybe we should let you take over our planning! does it pay??? We would be willing to pay you in coronas and spankings
And the loot?? You cant get off that easy.
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Sep 5, 2007, 12:24 AM
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obsessed wrote: artm wrote: obsessed wrote: artm wrote: obsessed wrote: hrmm wonder if I could call my friend down in CT to go find Doc and kidnap him ...just for awhile... wouldn't be hard really...just wave a bottle of rum in front of him and walk backwards...out the door, into the car...*slam* got him!! Then drive him somewhere far far away and leave him with the rum..he wouldn't get back for days.. then the win would be mine..MINE!!! muhhaahah That's almost better than our plan to off CI and take his HBeez, maybe we should let you take over our planning! does it pay??? We would be willing to pay you in coronas and spankings And the loot?? You cant get off that easy.
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Sep 5, 2007, 12:28 AM
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artm wrote: obsessed wrote: artm wrote: obsessed wrote: artm wrote: obsessed wrote: hrmm wonder if I could call my friend down in CT to go find Doc and kidnap him ...just for awhile... wouldn't be hard really...just wave a bottle of rum in front of him and walk backwards...out the door, into the car...*slam* got him!! Then drive him somewhere far far away and leave him with the rum..he wouldn't get back for days.. then the win would be mine..MINE!!! muhhaahah That's almost better than our plan to off CI and take his HBeez, maybe we should let you take over our planning! does it pay??? We would be willing to pay you in coronas and spankings And the loot?? You cant get off that easy. We'll let you have his climbing helment
I'd rather have the spankings, thank you
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Sep 5, 2007, 12:38 AM
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obsessed wrote: artm wrote: obsessed wrote: artm wrote: obsessed wrote: artm wrote: obsessed wrote: hrmm wonder if I could call my friend down in CT to go find Doc and kidnap him ...just for awhile... wouldn't be hard really...just wave a bottle of rum in front of him and walk backwards...out the door, into the car...*slam* got him!! Then drive him somewhere far far away and leave him with the rum..he wouldn't get back for days.. then the win would be mine..MINE!!! muhhaahah That's almost better than our plan to off CI and take his HBeez, maybe we should let you take over our planning! does it pay??? We would be willing to pay you in coronas and spankings And the loot?? You cant get off that easy. We'll let you have his climbing helment I'd rather have the spankings, thank you
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caughtinside wrote: artm wrote: zeke_sf wrote: Damn, Art, ever since you gave up on PTFTW!!! your pc++ has sky-rocketed! Impressive! Sorta. Thanks! you sub 4k pathetic loozer you! zeke is only 21 posts from dropping a big WHOO!! on us!
Now only 5! Whoo!
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zeke_sf wrote: artm wrote: zeke_sf wrote: artm wrote: caughtinside wrote: artm wrote: zeke_sf wrote: Damn, Art, ever since you gave up on PTFTW!!! your pc++ has sky-rocketed! Impressive! Sorta. Thanks! you sub 4k pathetic loozer you! zeke is only 21 posts from dropping a big WHOO!! on us! Shhh! He wouldn't have even noticed if you hadn't said something! Now he has a chance to really squander it in style! Don't worry. My attention span is...hey, what's going on here? What am I doing? Hm...nevermind. Over there! A Squirrel! Where?!
Hey look! Something Shiny!
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obsessed wrote: artm wrote: obsessed wrote: artm wrote: dr_feelgood wrote: obsessed wrote: artm wrote: obsessed wrote: Hrmm I thought you didn't care anymore?? I don't, but I think it drives the other guys crazy if I act like I do. You'll note that there is no whoo! in the post. Ya, it didn't seem like a celebratory pt. The witch hath spoken. How do you know she's a witch? heeeere we go again.... Really you should watch the movie kel then you'd get why we think it's funny. Im tempted, but then again, Im not so sure I want to find out....seeing as I seem to be the butt of the whole thing. 
Does she float?
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obsessed wrote: obsessed wrote:  Doc is going dowwwwwn
Maaaaybe...
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artm wrote: obsessed wrote: hrmm wonder if I could call my friend down in CT to go find Doc and kidnap him ...just for awhile... wouldn't be hard really...just wave a bottle of rum in front of him and walk backwards...out the door, into the car...*slam* got him!! Then drive him somewhere far far away and leave him with the rum..he wouldn't get back for days.. then the win would be mine..MINE!!! muhhaahah That's almost better than our plan to off CI and take his HBeez, maybe we should let you take over our planning!
Cheap beer or decent vodka works better. And it would be worth it.
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zeke_sf wrote: obsessed wrote: obsessed wrote: [image][IMG]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v355/Dr_feelgood/meatbomb.jpg[/IMG] [image] Doc is going dowwwwwn So, are you guys racing to see who gets how many posts first? How many posts? I mean, you're clearly not catching up to him on pure numbers. Unless....Hmmm...my idea is so crazy, you might just end up in jail. Do they have jails in Canadia? Or do the mounties just mount you when you do bad stuff? I hear they ride horses. Ewww....no wonder you guys have a low crime rate.
We're in a race to the nearest 1,000. Odds are sitting about 2.5:1 in my favor.
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obsessed wrote: zeke_sf wrote: obsessed wrote: obsessed wrote: [image][IMG]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v355/Dr_feelgood/meatbomb.jpg[/IMG] [image] Doc is going dowwwwwn So, are you guys racing to see who gets how many posts first? How many posts? I mean, you're clearly not catching up to him on pure numbers. Unless....Hmmm...my idea is so crazy, you might just end up in jail. Do they have jails in Canadia? Or do the mounties just mount you when you do bad stuff? I hear they ride horses. Ewww....no wonder you guys have a low crime rate. Are you on speed man??/ holy shit, one question at a time... Yeah read back to sunday. me and doc have a arace..him to 6k me to 1k. he has an unfair advantage but im trying. Yep we have mounties on horses in ottawa and toronto...for the damn tourists only.
Ever mounted a mountie?
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