I'm not sure about "hemp crystal bags" but there is always a lot of hemp and some crazy gypsy trying to heal me with her crystals.

Well, I've spent too much time on it not to post the unabridged Ten Signs you are a Hippy diagnostic:

1. Similar to Pavlov's dog, have you been conditioned to sexual arousal by the mere smell of patchouli and/or sandalwood?
2. Does Chris Sharma 'speak your language'?
3. 'KGB', 'one hitter quitter', 'kind', 'buds', 'hippy lettuce', 'chronic', 'dank', 'wacky tabacky' ... ?
4. Do you harbor a grudge of such magnitude against corn syrup that it once precipitated a cleanup on aisle two?
5. Is "Into the Wild" the inspiration for your next trip?
6. Mescaline? Acid? Shrooms?
7. Do you own any t-shirts advocating somebody be freed, or, conversely, that something be stopped?
8. Is the term 'freegan' part of your daily parlance?
9. Do you often find yourself surrounded by hemp products in conjunction with mentally unstable gypsies wielding 'healing' crystals?
10. Do you often find yourself hating things and lifestyles you cannot afford as a convenient rationale for justifying the poverty of your existence?

If you have answered 'yes' to more than half these questions, then you have have officially turned on, tuned in, and dropped out.

guilty of 3 & 6. I guess i'm safe.

I don't know about crack or cocaine, but 3 & 6 are definitely gateway drugs to becoming a hippy. Watch yourelf, Sty!

I don't know about crack or cocaine, but 3 & 6 are definitely gateway drugs to becoming a hippy. Watch yourelf, Sty!

Does my t-shirt that says "Free my chonson" qualify me to mark a yes for 7?

Well... I thought this thread had potential. I see that I am sorely mistaken. There isn't a single yuppie climber among you..

my wife and i recently stayed at the hotel saranac during a 3 day trip in the ADKs instead of camping at chapel pond, does this qualify for membership?

i do have to be honest though, we did steal the oatmeal soap when we left so is this grounds for dismissal?

Hahahhaha That really made laugh... especially the end part. BUT... I have a girlfriend who I will marry some day and she is definitely NOT my girlfriend because I am poor. She fully expects me to get a real job someday. Either way.... I don't fuck random girls, especially rich ones... YOUR DAUGHTERS ARE SAFE!

OH yea... its puka, not pooka.
Crystal healing is bullshit, I've tried it.

and Jack Johnson sucks.

Your free willy shirt only means you've dabbled in #3.

Signs you are a yuppie (well were once, now ??? Coc’s???)
1) You remember how yuppie was a slap a preppies
2) All of your drug references are couched in “I might have once, and I might again, I’m just not telling you young whippersnappers (or any of the fuzz who might be listening)”
3) You accept that you can buy more equipment than the average puke based on the savings from your paycheck from your mortgage W2 rate and 40K pre-tax deduction combined with you HSA and ROTH IRA contributions. And that didn’t lose you.
4) You still own one shirt with an obscenity on it. You just don’t wear it that much.
5) You’ve played fantasy football at least once, but only to be “in”.
6) You no longer go to weddings, but you know you will be going again in a few years.
7) You’ve thought that something disqualified you from being a yuppie, then realized it really didn’t
8) You know what a guppie is. Before anyone would say “not that there is anything…”

Your kneejerk reaction is truly, what's the word?... underwhelming. Read wormly's post. I've not once reached that proud standard in my entire life.

Point by point:

1) Whah? I speke onry Engrish, dunno whut you sez.
2) Nah, I've only too often puffed the cheeb, ate the shrooms, dropped the acid, ate the San Pedro
3) I don't have a paycheck (I have an allowance, prolly like you, you whippersnapper). Lost by your finance-speak. Don't care.
4) Sounds like you've been beaten up by some dumbasses before. Nope.
5) Football is a good sport for guys trying to mask their latent homosexuality, I guess. And if I was into buttfucking (dudes), you'd know it (and like it).
6) That was very weak. I mean, weaker than the gestalt of what seemed like a good idea to you at the time.
7) Read wormly's post; you'll realize.
8) Yes, I know what a guppy is. +1

9) ?????
10) ?????

You suck.

Well, I've spent too much time on it not to post the unabridged Ten Signs you are a Hippy diagnostic:

1. Similar to Pavlov's dog, have you been conditioned to sexual arousal by the mere smell of patchouli and/or sandalwood?
2. Does Chris Sharma 'speak your language'?
3. 'KGB', 'one hitter quitter', 'kind', 'buds', 'hippy lettuce', 'chronic', 'dank', 'wacky tabacky' ... ?
4. Do you harbor a grudge of such magnitude against corn syrup that it once precipitated a cleanup on aisle two?
5. Is "Into the Wild" the inspiration for your next trip?
6. Mescaline? Acid? Shrooms?
7. Do you own any t-shirts advocating somebody be freed, or, conversely, that something be stopped?
8. Is the term 'freegan' part of your daily parlance?
9. Do you often find yourself surrounded by hemp products in conjunction with mentally unstable gypsies wielding 'healing' crystals?
10. Do you often find yourself hating things and lifestyles you cannot afford as a convenient rationale for justifying the poverty of your existence?

If you have answered 'yes' to more than half these questions, then you have have officially turned on, tuned in, and dropped out.

I'm not sure how accurate that list is.... I hit 5 at most... and number 10 is subjective.