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mr8615
Mar 1, 2006, 5:46 PM
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lucille - vedauwoo
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wzrdgandalf
Mar 1, 2006, 5:49 PM
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God module, hp40 alabama
The Vagina, rocktown GA
Police Brutality, rocktown GA
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booknerd
Mar 1, 2006, 5:53 PM
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Pap Smear at the Black Cliffs...scary to all women...
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seanb
Mar 1, 2006, 6:03 PM
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Natural Selection, Boone NC
Fight or Flight, Moore's Wall NC
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stymingersfink
Mar 1, 2006, 7:32 PM
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...and how about route names which SOUND all nice and cuddly but turn out to be a horror show? Something like "Soft 'n' Fuzzy (5.5)" that wasn't. Got any of those?
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skinner
Mar 1, 2006, 7:53 PM
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Not really *scary*, but with a name like;
Worst Route in the Rockies..
and the description that starts off with.. "This aptly named route.."
It doesn't see a lot of action.
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crimpstrength
Mar 1, 2006, 9:26 PM
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smith rock:
next to stand and deliver is
bend over and recieve :shock:
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lisae
Mar 1, 2006, 9:56 PM
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'Cantalope Death' is very evocative...
(at the Pinnacles, CA)
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ambler
Mar 1, 2006, 10:03 PM
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George Hurley's route Slimor on Crag Y. I quote from the guidebook:
"When every route on the crag is soaking wet, you might as well climb Slimor."
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cadaverchris
Mar 1, 2006, 10:16 PM
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I remember a boulder problem in Cradle Rock that had you stemming up this steep/slabby scoop. The route was named Granite Enema for the 3 foot tall spike of rock residing in the fall zone.
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hawthorne5630
Mar 1, 2006, 11:12 PM
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Abracadaver
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heximp
Mar 2, 2006, 1:28 AM
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Papal Smear 5.10d
(The image is just wrong.)
Run From Your Wife 5.10c
(I can only imagine the epic behind the name.)
Joshua Tree
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cowpoke
Mar 2, 2006, 2:05 AM
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Proctologist - Vedauwoo
The Grim Reaper - Cathedral Ledge
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chalkeye
Mar 2, 2006, 2:09 AM
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I think "Fuckity Fuck Fuck" in Wanaka, NZ sounds pretty scary to me...
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jred
Mar 2, 2006, 3:00 AM
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The Black Owl of Death
Slymenstra Hymen
I am the Liquor
Meat Sandwich
White Owl
The Comb Over
These are some route names friends and myself have used. I guess only the first one is intimidating though.
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billhilly
Mar 2, 2006, 3:58 AM
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Teletubby
those things freak me out
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tradrenn
Mar 2, 2006, 4:21 AM
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In Ontario:
Carnival in Hell
Welcome to my nightmare
Wise Fools
Horrendous Overhanging
Nutcracker
Soul Awakening
Desperado
Looks Can Be Deceiving
The Troll
Devil's Staircase
Is It Worth It
Leader's Prayer
Second Time Lucky
Suck On This
Trauma Belay
In RRG
Black Death
B.S.
Harder Then Your Husband
Into the Void
In Gunks
Invitation to Hell
Hyjek's Horror
MF
No Solution
Something Scary
Welcome To My Nightmare
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boardline22
Mar 2, 2006, 4:31 AM
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"the nutcracker"
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hibby11
Mar 2, 2006, 4:32 AM
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As a relatively new leader and crack climber "Laceration Jam" was quite intimading, north shore lake superior, MN
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jimdavis
Mar 2, 2006, 4:39 AM
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Finger Locks or Ceder Box - Gunks
Bitchy Vigin - Gunks
Fear of Flying - Acadia
Homosexual Armadillo - Acadia
Popeye's Arete - Acadia
Impalpable Cracks -Acadia
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psycho547
Mar 2, 2006, 4:48 AM
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Desperate indulgence
loaded gun
man eater
rectal cranial insertion
circumciser
pabst smear
thats all i got
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rockguide
Mar 2, 2006, 5:06 AM
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In reply to: Not really *scary*, but with a name like; Worst Route in the Rockies.. and the description that starts off with.. "This aptly named route.." It doesn't see a lot of action.
If you climb up here ... it is very intimidating.
Also from the rockies:
"The bolt nazi" No bolts for you!
"Die young, stay pretty" Too late for me
"Forbidden Corner" Verboten!
"Mean mistreater"
"Rubble without a cause"
"Trap line" It is easy to escape ... honest!
"Stretcher case"
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wesleydouglas
Mar 2, 2006, 5:17 AM
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The Obituary (grade 14) in the Blue Mountains. A lovely crack climb with a scary name. Unfortunately a bloke died on it a few weeks back after he hit the deck.
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pecall
Mar 2, 2006, 3:45 PM
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...and from overseas:
"Rectum Dei" at Vaelseroed in Bohuslaen, Sweden (the world's hardest 5.5, which is more like 5.9)
"I Killed Christ with My Big Fu!@ing D!ck" at Uddeuddsberget, Stockholm, Sweden (maybe not a scary route name, but definitely a tasteless one).
"Vi vet var ni bor" ("We know where you live"), Stockholm, Sweden
"Metal in the Head", Stockholm, Sweden
"Mina kulor - din haka" ("My balls - your chin"), Stockholm, Sweden - sort of sets the imagination going, doesn't it?
I won't bore you with more.
Cheers!
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mchristie
Mar 2, 2006, 5:02 PM
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"Grand Slam of Sheep" Looking Glass, NC
"Human CHew Toy" LRC, TN
"Spider Fighter" Lost Wall, GA
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