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dr_feelgood
Dec 2, 2009, 12:30 AM
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wanderlustmd wrote: Arrogant_Bastard wrote: wanderlustmd wrote: camhead wrote: Fred Nelson Update: Just did a quick 25 miler; might be the last decent day of riding in Columbus. Beautiful, brisk weather. I did the gumby thing and put bike shorts over long johns, since I don't have any warm tights. Bikes are ghey. Modern day road bikes actually look pretty cool. It's the color-matched spando uniform butt-padded Oakley-Razor-wearing asstards riding them that are ghey. Yes, good point. If you are a self confessed rider, you should automatically have to post a pic of yourself in your riding getup.
You really want to see all these wankers in spandex and jerseys that are covered with advertisements belying a sponsorship that they don't have?
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caughtinside
Dec 2, 2009, 12:33 AM
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Arrogant_Bastard wrote: wanderlustmd wrote: Arrogant_Bastard wrote: wanderlustmd wrote: camhead wrote: Fred Nelson Update: Just did a quick 25 miler; might be the last decent day of riding in Columbus. Beautiful, brisk weather. I did the gumby thing and put bike shorts over long johns, since I don't have any warm tights. Bikes are ghey. Modern day road bikes actually look pretty cool. It's the color-matched spando uniform butt-padded Oakley-Razor-wearing asstards riding them that are ghey. Yes, good point. If you are a self confessed rider, you should automatically have to post a pic of yourself in your riding getup. I don't have a single pic of me riding or in my getup. It's not something we'd be quick to document.
x2.
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camhead
Dec 2, 2009, 12:33 AM
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dr_feelgood wrote: Arrogant_Bastard wrote: snoopy138 wrote: caughtinside wrote: I will raise our love-child into an assassin with one mission: kill the Arrogant Basterd! hopefully he'll be dead within the next 9 months. How do you know Happie isn't already in her third trimester? How does one tell?
I've preg-tested cows before, and I didn't have them pee on a strip.
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dr_feelgood
Dec 2, 2009, 12:39 AM
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camhead wrote: dr_feelgood wrote: Arrogant_Bastard wrote: snoopy138 wrote: caughtinside wrote: I will raise our love-child into an assassin with one mission: kill the Arrogant Basterd! hopefully he'll be dead within the next 9 months. How do you know Happie isn't already in her third trimester? How does one tell? I've preg-tested cows before, and I didn't have them pee on a strip.
You want to palpate that uterus?
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dr_feelgood
Dec 2, 2009, 12:39 AM
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'cause I sure don't. What I do want....
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dr_feelgood
Dec 2, 2009, 12:40 AM
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Is this PTFTW!
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dr_feelgood
Dec 2, 2009, 12:40 AM
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elbow length gloves.
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dr_feelgood
Dec 2, 2009, 12:41 AM
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Rubber apron.
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dr_feelgood
Dec 2, 2009, 12:41 AM
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Clorox bleach.
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Arrogant_Bastard
Dec 2, 2009, 12:54 AM
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camhead wrote: Arrogant_Bastard wrote: wanderlustmd wrote: Arrogant_Bastard wrote: wanderlustmd wrote: camhead wrote: Fred Nelson Update: Just did a quick 25 miler; might be the last decent day of riding in Columbus. Beautiful, brisk weather. I did the gumby thing and put bike shorts over long johns, since I don't have any warm tights. Bikes are ghey. Modern day road bikes actually look pretty cool. It's the color-matched spando uniform butt-padded Oakley-Razor-wearing asstards riding them that are ghey. Yes, good point. If you are a self confessed rider, you should automatically have to post a pic of yourself in your riding getup. I don't have a single pic of me riding or in my getup. It's not something we'd be quick to document. mine is somewhere back in the OBET. Bastard, where's the sunglasses bomb you did of our ride picture?
My memory is teh weke, I do not know of the bomz you speak of. Perhaps ask the walking Pivot Table?
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Arrogant_Bastard
Dec 2, 2009, 12:55 AM
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dr_feelgood wrote: Arrogant_Bastard wrote: snoopy138 wrote: caughtinside wrote: I will raise our love-child into an assassin with one mission: kill the Arrogant Basterd! hopefully he'll be dead within the next 9 months. How do you know Happie isn't already in her third trimester? How does one tell?
The rabbit done died?
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Arrogant_Bastard
Dec 2, 2009, 12:56 AM
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dr_feelgood wrote: wanderlustmd wrote: Arrogant_Bastard wrote: wanderlustmd wrote: camhead wrote: Fred Nelson Update: Just did a quick 25 miler; might be the last decent day of riding in Columbus. Beautiful, brisk weather. I did the gumby thing and put bike shorts over long johns, since I don't have any warm tights. Bikes are ghey. Modern day road bikes actually look pretty cool. It's the color-matched spando uniform butt-padded Oakley-Razor-wearing asstards riding them that are ghey. Yes, good point. If you are a self confessed rider, you should automatically have to post a pic of yourself in your riding getup. You really want to see all these wankers in spandex and jerseys that are covered with advertisements belying a sponsorship that they don't have?
Perhaps he's trying to see which of us needs ball support the most?
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camhead
Dec 2, 2009, 12:58 AM
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dr_feelgood wrote: camhead wrote: dr_feelgood wrote: Arrogant_Bastard wrote: snoopy138 wrote: caughtinside wrote: I will raise our love-child into an assassin with one mission: kill the Arrogant Basterd! hopefully he'll be dead within the next 9 months. How do you know Happie isn't already in her third trimester? How does one tell? I've preg-tested cows before, and I didn't have them pee on a strip. You want to palpate that uterus?
oh gawd.
That actually reminds me of a funny story.
When I was 19 or so, I was sitting in a tattoo shop as my friend was getting some work done. This really sketchy looking dude was manning the front desk, and he kept quietly telling dirty jokes and muttering around to me. He was odd.
Then, this kind of effeminate metrosexual guy comes in, and says that he wants a "SCARY" tattoo. The guy at the front desk said, "what do you mean 'scary,' like HOW scary?"
And the metro says "really scary."
So the front desk guy says, "so, like, maybe a demon ripping a fetus out of a nun's twat?"
The metro's jaw drops, and he kind of stammers "not that scary!"
Then he leaves.
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camhead
Dec 2, 2009, 1:00 AM
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Arrogant_Bastard wrote: camhead wrote: Arrogant_Bastard wrote: wanderlustmd wrote: Arrogant_Bastard wrote: wanderlustmd wrote: camhead wrote: Fred Nelson Update: Just did a quick 25 miler; might be the last decent day of riding in Columbus. Beautiful, brisk weather. I did the gumby thing and put bike shorts over long johns, since I don't have any warm tights. Bikes are ghey. Modern day road bikes actually look pretty cool. It's the color-matched spando uniform butt-padded Oakley-Razor-wearing asstards riding them that are ghey. Yes, good point. If you are a self confessed rider, you should automatically have to post a pic of yourself in your riding getup. I don't have a single pic of me riding or in my getup. It's not something we'd be quick to document. mine is somewhere back in the OBET. Bastard, where's the sunglasses bomb you did of our ride picture? My memory is teh weke, I do not know of the bomz you speak of. Perhaps ask the walking Pivot Table?
Starting line at the ride me and clausti did. Everyone was wearing sunglasses except for me. You put the real tears on my face.
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Arrogant_Bastard
Dec 2, 2009, 1:00 AM
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camhead wrote: Arrogant_Bastard wrote: camhead wrote: Arrogant_Bastard wrote: wanderlustmd wrote: Arrogant_Bastard wrote: wanderlustmd wrote: camhead wrote: Fred Nelson Update: Just did a quick 25 miler; might be the last decent day of riding in Columbus. Beautiful, brisk weather. I did the gumby thing and put bike shorts over long johns, since I don't have any warm tights. Bikes are ghey. Modern day road bikes actually look pretty cool. It's the color-matched spando uniform butt-padded Oakley-Razor-wearing asstards riding them that are ghey. Yes, good point. If you are a self confessed rider, you should automatically have to post a pic of yourself in your riding getup. I don't have a single pic of me riding or in my getup. It's not something we'd be quick to document. mine is somewhere back in the OBET. Bastard, where's the sunglasses bomb you did of our ride picture? My memory is teh weke, I do not know of the bomz you speak of. Perhaps ask the walking Pivot Table? Starting line at the ride me and clausti did. Everyone was wearing sunglasses except for me. You put the real tears on my face.
Lost in the annals.
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camhead
Dec 2, 2009, 1:04 AM
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Arrogant_Bastard wrote: camhead wrote: Arrogant_Bastard wrote: camhead wrote: Arrogant_Bastard wrote: wanderlustmd wrote: Arrogant_Bastard wrote: wanderlustmd wrote: camhead wrote: Fred Nelson Update: Just did a quick 25 miler; might be the last decent day of riding in Columbus. Beautiful, brisk weather. I did the gumby thing and put bike shorts over long johns, since I don't have any warm tights. Bikes are ghey. Modern day road bikes actually look pretty cool. It's the color-matched spando uniform butt-padded Oakley-Razor-wearing asstards riding them that are ghey. Yes, good point. If you are a self confessed rider, you should automatically have to post a pic of yourself in your riding getup. I don't have a single pic of me riding or in my getup. It's not something we'd be quick to document. mine is somewhere back in the OBET. Bastard, where's the sunglasses bomb you did of our ride picture? My memory is teh weke, I do not know of the bomz you speak of. Perhaps ask the walking Pivot Table? Starting line at the ride me and clausti did. Everyone was wearing sunglasses except for me. You put the real tears on my face. Lost in the annals.
god dammit. I can't count on you or anything.
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dr_feelgood
Dec 2, 2009, 1:16 AM
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Arrogant_Bastard wrote: dr_feelgood wrote: Arrogant_Bastard wrote: snoopy138 wrote: caughtinside wrote: I will raise our love-child into an assassin with one mission: kill the Arrogant Basterd! hopefully he'll be dead within the next 9 months. How do you know Happie isn't already in her third trimester? How does one tell? The rabbitcaged canary done died?
If the coal miners use them, they have to be good.
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carabiner96
Dec 2, 2009, 1:19 AM
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dr_feelgood wrote: Arrogant_Bastard wrote: dr_feelgood wrote: Arrogant_Bastard wrote: snoopy138 wrote: caughtinside wrote: I will raise our love-child into an assassin with one mission: kill the Arrogant Basterd! hopefully he'll be dead within the next 9 months. How do you know Happie isn't already in her third trimester? How does one tell? The rabbitcaged canary done died? If the coal miners use them, they have to be good.
Canarys are too damn cute.
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snoopy138
Dec 2, 2009, 1:43 AM
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camhead wrote: Arrogant_Bastard wrote: snoopy138 wrote: caughtinside wrote: I will raise our love-child into an assassin with one mission: kill the Arrogant Basterd! hopefully he'll be dead within the next 9 months. How do you know Happie isn't already in her third trimester? and with that, I'm going to go fetal in the corner and suck my thumb while singing to myself for the rest of my life.
whoo! gud won, AB!
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snoopy138
Dec 2, 2009, 1:44 AM
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Arrogant_Bastard wrote: snoopy138 wrote: caughtinside wrote: I will raise our love-child into an assassin with one mission: kill the Arrogant Basterd! hopefully he'll be dead within the next 9 months. How do you know Happie isn't already in her third trimester?
hmm, doc F was camped over next to her in late may ...
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snoopy138
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Arrogant_Bastard wrote: camhead wrote: Arrogant_Bastard wrote: wanderlustmd wrote: Arrogant_Bastard wrote: wanderlustmd wrote: camhead wrote: Fred Nelson Update: Just did a quick 25 miler; might be the last decent day of riding in Columbus. Beautiful, brisk weather. I did the gumby thing and put bike shorts over long johns, since I don't have any warm tights. Bikes are ghey. Modern day road bikes actually look pretty cool. It's the color-matched spando uniform butt-padded Oakley-Razor-wearing asstards riding them that are ghey. Yes, good point. If you are a self confessed rider, you should automatically have to post a pic of yourself in your riding getup. I don't have a single pic of me riding or in my getup. It's not something we'd be quick to document. mine is somewhere back in the OBET. Bastard, where's the sunglasses bomb you did of our ride picture? My memory is teh weke, I do not know of the bomz you speak of. Perhaps ask the walking Pivot Table?
never saved it.
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snoopy138
Dec 2, 2009, 1:49 AM
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snoopy138 wrote: Arrogant_Bastard wrote: snoopy138 wrote: caughtinside wrote: I will raise our love-child into an assassin with one mission: kill the Arrogant Basterd! hopefully he'll be dead within the next 9 months. How do you know Happie isn't already in her third trimester? hmm, doc F was camped over next to her in late may ...
this could be rong. I think he was camped towards the back of slime, though.
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dr_feelgood
Dec 2, 2009, 1:57 AM
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snoopy138 wrote: Arrogant_Bastard wrote: snoopy138 wrote: caughtinside wrote: I will raise our love-child into an assassin with one mission: kill the Arrogant Basterd! hopefully he'll be dead within the next 9 months. How do you know Happie isn't already in her third trimester? hmm, doc F was camped over next to her in late may ...
Sheer convenience.... I swear.
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dr_feelgood
Dec 2, 2009, 1:58 AM
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dr_feelgood wrote: snoopy138 wrote: Arrogant_Bastard wrote: snoopy138 wrote: caughtinside wrote: I will raise our love-child into an assassin with one mission: kill the Arrogant Basterd! hopefully he'll be dead within the next 9 months. How do you know Happie isn't already in her third trimester? hmm, doc F was camped over next to her in late may ... Sheer conveniencecoincidence.... I swear.
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dr_feelgood
Dec 2, 2009, 2:00 AM
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dr_feelgood wrote: dr_feelgood wrote: snoopy138 wrote: Arrogant_Bastard wrote: snoopy138 wrote: caughtinside wrote: I will raise our love-child into an assassin with one mission: kill the Arrogant Basterd! hopefully he'll be dead within the next 9 months. How do you know Happie isn't already in her third trimester? hmm, doc F was camped over next to her in late may ... Sheer conveniencecoincidence.... I swear. Let's go ahead and fix that freudian slip.
Not going to live this one down anytime soon.
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