my gnu favorite animated gif.



that's an overlay of a 96 mph fastball and 90 mph slider from matt harvey.

by that logic, I iz sponsored ... by CI.

I told teh story to snoppy at teh crag last week... and I suppose I cood tell ewe all.

I ran into won ov my old ex's a couple ov weeks back. Yea that's rite, teh won who iz still bad mouthing me ten years later, leader ov team hate.

Anyways, she said she had heard that I had developed several new crags and wanted info.

I said that I wusn't really giving owt any info on teh areas, and that since I am knot putting up any easy roots that there wusn't anything she wood be able to due anyways.

She called me a selfish bastard.

I said WOHOO!!! that me, a selfish bastard, for knot wanting to waist my tyme and money putting up easy roots for a mean spirited ex who iz butthurt cuz I didn't wunt to be her next divorsed husband.

Her friend started to giggle and then got teh death glare from her.

Then I looked at my bare wrist and said WOW, look at teh tyme, I got to go. And then turned and walked away. With my back turned walking away I heard her friend giggle and say, He doesn't even have a watch.

Maid me smile.

Well, given yore spotty record.... yore probibly getting more recognshinz than ewe deserve awlready.

Still,

wipes tear from eye

It wus only a scant few years ago that C-ya wus just a beginer and nau she iz a sponcered climber... that won has really got to hurt ewe CI.

Course, I did try to get ewe to take teh climbing seriously.... but ewe wood have nothing of it.

Still, I has given ewe a couple pairz ov boots, so I guess ewe are sponcered.... sort ov, by me.

oh n0ez! CI has to werk at teh werks?

by that logic, I iz sponsored ... by CI.

And I iz sponsered by Nathan....who is in turn spornsered by me?

Symbiotic!

Ewe demand????

What happened when I asked for sum sexy butt shot ov ewe in yore gnu jeans? Yea that rite, ewe ignored me.

Course, I guess I'm teh fool....

I've given ewe a pair ov boots, jeans and sum bolts and hangers and how did ewe repay me? Ewe sprayed me down like a dog peeing on a fire hydrant and didn't even offer me a towelee to dry oft with!

Still, I suppose when I has teh boots in my grubby jiant hands, I'll try to finger owt how to post a pic.

LICHEN it!

i laffed.

I noes! Right? Wtf happened?

sometimes, jorbs just werk that way.

I think that See Eye may be getting crushed because both of the clamhats signed up for his jorb's service this week. Probably overloading their servers or something.

ewe probibly want to wait until after they move, so they don't loose yore datuhz.

I had interpreted See Eye's moving comment as referring to he and the Loyerette moving on up to the next floor and extra bedroom, and not as having anything to do with his jorb.

Still, who knows, maybe they're keeping all the datuhz on his laptop?

I told teh story to snoppy at teh crag last week... and I suppose I cood tell ewe all.

I ran into won ov my old ex's a couple ov weeks back. Yea that's rite, teh won who iz still bad mouthing me ten years later, leader ov team hate.

Anyways, she said she had heard that I had developed several new crags and wanted info.

I said that I wusn't really giving owt any info on teh areas, and that since I am knot putting up any easy roots that there wusn't anything she wood be able to due anyways.

She called me a selfish bastard.

I said WOHOO!!! that me, a selfish bastard, for knot wanting to waist my tyme and money putting up easy roots for a mean spirited ex who iz butthurt cuz I didn't wunt to be her next divorsed husband.

Her friend started to giggle and then got teh death glare from her.

Then I looked at my bare wrist and said WOW, look at teh tyme, I got to go. And then turned and walked away. With my back turned walking away I heard her friend giggle and say, He doesn't even have a watch.

Maid me smile.

by that logic, I iz sponsored ... by CI.

Just got back from Xzzz. Getting back into it is apparently hard. Dreams crushed. Aspirations dashed on the most closely bolted, bottom feeder catering, softly graded new school spurt wankery n the nation.

fixied :)

that could be. he had a post about serverz moving around a few wekes back, when he couldn't climb with me up at teh touchstonez. as it turned out, the meeting I was going up there for got canceled, I didn't go anyway.

You are both sort of rite. Moved upstairs into the bigger apt Friday. It was poor timing because I had a heavy workload last week, and the loyerettes mom and dr. Krebs were both in town.

Servers are indeed moving, but most new data is getting piped to equipment already in the new spot.