short hair stands straight-up after you sleep

WAAAA! at least you have hair to grow back out, besides it probably looks cute anyway. :wink:

my public hair grows faster

I guess you need a sharper razor then. Ouch..I mean itch.

damn steve even chad knows i wax :roll:

when your dog s--- in my yard..i dont complain..i clean it up or leave it there til it gets hard

haha, and when your dog pissed all over my door, I just oxycleaned that b---- up ;)

Coffee is on me!

Anne, could you recommend a couple bottles of Shiraz - via PM - please? :wink:

Hidy ho neighbor.

*People stare oddly wondering who mattdog is.*

Oh, um, sorry for being scarce the past few... um, months. Coffee is on me!

Anne, could you recommend a couple bottles of Shiraz - via PM - please? :wink:

T

and i'm going to get in the shower

i think i'll *gasp* curl my hair and put on some make-up

i look like sh1t

anne, while you're at it could you recommend a good vibrator for me? :lol: 8) no need to do it via pm :) ;)

elfboy you are good

anne - let me know if you need someone to wash your back!
i have 2 good hands -which are otherwise not being used


dookie -
vibrators are so just impersonally
you need the touch of a real person - male or female -

if its male let me volunteer - or I am sure there are a few guys who would be happy to help
oh and if it is a female - can I video tape it????

pleaseeeeee

elfboy you are good

erica, cancun cantina is sounding very .... girls gone wildish...
If you can guarantee someone my age will be around, I'll go - but I can't go friday! ;)

Green's got it right, hit on every lady in the room and hope one takes him up on it.
:lol: :lol:

Green's got it right, hit on every lady in the room and hope one takes him up on it.
:lol: :lol:

no that would be the old skool southern boi whats-his-name

this one turns me on

:cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: my friends don't love me anymore.

erica

abi, you need to come on me and my date. please please with cherry and whipped cream on top. It will be a blast, and I have always wanted to go down on you.

Its the law of averages baby!!!!!


someone somewhere has to say yes at least once ..... right?????

I feel so jilted. It was the hair to the knees crack wasn't it? :lol:

hey i see nothing wrong with some innocent flirting
it is not like I am sitting ina tree outside of anne's window watching her type away on her computer wearing shorts and a t-shirt
smiling in that sexy way only see can.....

I mean - OK anne just don't look out your window I'll be gone soon - I have to get over to cherry's window before she leaves for work ..

erica,
as much as I love you babe, I don't drive 45 miles for ANY BAR!!!! :)
unless I have a hotel room nearby. And you know I would love to go with you - but seriously, I have a dog and can't just crash randomly at other peoples houses....
you're still like 30 miles from that sucker!!!
I wouldn't even drive 45 miles for nicks ;)

LOL


tai erica

dont even bring up the bar barring because of my flashing episode

Morning!!!
man am I going to get spanked...speaking of spanking :twisted:

PS. Brazillian all the way, no pain no gain as they say.

Morning!!!

Wow, what a great shop so far!
Greenie, first off, man are you lucky that Annie took a shining to you right away, otherwise you would not be having fun in the shop. Nice work.
Morning girls, Anne, I love the short hair. In fact, in a momentary lapse of reason I actually considered growing mine out but on second though, nahh, short is so much more fun.
Abi and Erica, If you ever want to oogle cowboys I suggest you pay me a visit during Stampede, you wont' be disapointed.
Tai and Chad, morning you two. Can't wai to hear what happens at work Tai, how awsome if that guy got the boot. Oh, and Chad running out of gas isn't a real thing, it's just something made up to put the fear in us. I've driven with the gas light on for days and have yet to run out!

Oh, and in other news...our coach basically told us we HAVE to enter teh bouldering comp so, I entered. I was also persuaded to enter the intermediate category instead of beginner, man am I going to get spanked...speaking of spanking :twisted:

PS. Brazillian all the way, no pain no gain as they say.

Honey, i'm leaving for "work" (skiing hee hee) as i turn of my computer. You'd better hurray. The doors open. If you can get past the dog, the hottub's ready. just be waiting with a cold beer when i get home. Do the dishes too, i love a man in an apron..............just an apron.

Honey, i'm leaving for "work" (skiing hee hee) as i turn of my computer. You'd better hurray. The doors open. If you can get past the dog, the hottub's ready. just be waiting with a cold beer when i get home. Do the dishes too, i love a man in an apron..............just an apron.

the first night abi, erica and i spent together

erica got offended when we asked her to shower with us

guess you had to be there...

Ok I am on my way -

don't worry I got a scooby snack for the puupy
and a 12er of shiner bock for you -
Not only will the dishes be done but I do windows too -
in nothing but an apron of course -
is there anything else you would like me to do for you - or more along the lines of to you?


oh and anne - you know you are my first RC.com love - it is just raw animal sex & house work between cherry and I
with you it is special! remember that ;)

PS. Brazillian all the way, no pain no gain as they say.

To quote Geo, PICTURES PLEASE!!! :lol: :lol:

he's really good y'all

To quote Geo, PICTURES PLEASE!!! :lol: :lol:

Well I can see adding that to my post had the desired effect.. :lol: (not that it's not true or anything :wink: )
Seriously though, you're supposed to wish me luck in my comp, it's on Friday.

Hey Green, after my spanking with Tai, could you come over and clean my place too?

Damn!
I wish I coudl come to Oozfest too! Anne, thanks so much for trying to help me get out there, alas it's a no go for me. :cry:

Are you sure? You'd have a place to sleep, ya know. :wink:

Seriously, is there no way??

T

Look here: WICKED WEASEL. :twisted:

T

While A fine FINE site there Tai, I am interested in Winter specificcally. Guess I'll have to wait for Elf to get his pics developed. :twisted: :twisted:

Anne graciously said there were places for me to sleep and eat so cost would be minimal, but airfare woudl still be huge and I have to use all my holidays for the year to go to Europe so really, even if I could afford it (which I can't) I would not have enough time to come all the way out there just for a weekend. Sucks, but if they have a gathering out west I'll be there!

Morning everybody.

Tai, thanks, I have been looking for this year's bikini.

Green, My house needs much cleaning (roommate :roll: ) and did I mention that I live in Vegas?

dont you have a man already???

YUP! I just wanted him to clean. Sheesh :roll: 8) :lol: :twisted:

Morning everybody.

Tai, thanks, I have been looking for this year's bikini.

how much dusting can he do in an apron???

i know tai..she's a b----

;)

that's why we hate her!

No, thank YOU for that incredible visual.

Excuse me. I'll be right back. :wink:

T

allow me tai!!

http://images.google.com/.../t-day/rons-hand.jpg

say it with me girls...


AS MUCH AS HE FREAKIN' WANTS!!!!!!

how much dusting can he do in an apron???

Rare enough that it is soooooooooooooo effin' hot!

Suck up. :roll: :wink:

T - *snicker*

how did i know marmot would come out of the woodwork today...

give otter my love!!

Thank god there are boys out there who clean since that' definitly what I would need. Man, I am like a teenage boy my house is such a gong show. I also need someone to feed me or I don't eat. I just prioritize so much above cleaning, eating and sleeping : like climbing and snowboarding...my house is like this place that I sleep and where my dogs live.

Man, I am disapointed about oozefest, but that's the way it goes I guess.

Thank god there are boys out there who clean since that' definitly what I would need. Man, I am like a teenage boy my house is such a gong show. I also need someone to feed me or I don't eat. I just prioritize so much above cleaning, eating and sleeping : like climbing and snowboarding...my house is like this place that I sleep and where my dogs live.

Man, I am disapointed about oozefest, but that's the way it goes I guess.

winter - ok here is the deal

tai will show up - clean your house - top to bottom -
cook you a meal and even feed it to you if necessary -

but you must agree to be our love slave - rotating weeks of course bec
the whole sharing thing freaks me out - no offense tai - just no desire to see another man's twig and berrys



SO winter
do we have a deal

winter - ok here is the deal

tai will show up - clean your house - top to bottom -
cook you a meal and even feed it to you if necessary -

but you must agree to be our love slave - rotating weeks of course bec
the whole sharing thing freaks me out - no offense tai - just no desire to see another man's twig and berrys



SO winter
do we have a deal

Hell, no! You get a share of the gal, if you share the work too! :roll:

T

My apartment is where I keep all my stuff, too. Doesn't mean that it can't be organized and neat, eh?

Git thy arse to the Gunks, this summer. Tai does the cool Jedi mind trick thing with his fingers a la Obiwan... You must come to the Gunks this summer. It's good for you.

T

Well, I think given my wontoness (is that a word?) you should both cook and clean AND be MY love slaves....
BUWAHAHAHAH (evil laugh in type)
:lol: :lol:

Actually, um I kinda already have that...well minus the cleaning part :twisted:

See elfboy: we're S.O.L. She's already found a "recreational activity liaison". :lol:

T

Kelly which bikini, formulating my mental image :twisted:

See elfboy: we're S.O.L. She's already found a "recreational activity liaison".