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drkodos
Mar 20, 2004, 1:12 AM
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In a move to promote greater martyrdom, drkodos has banned himself.
drkodos has grown sick and tired of his own insults and feels this punitive measure is justified and will work wonders in rehabbing this troubled?/troubling? individual.
He will also be fighting this unfair banning with all his might.
Watch as the two sides of this Jekyll & Hyde apparition of a climber struggles to kick his own a$$ into oblivion and away from this nightmare.
Who will win?
Will drkodos beat himself senseless or will drkodos beat himself senseless?
Place your bets!
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danooguy
Mar 20, 2004, 1:27 AM
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AP Wire
Friday March 19, 2004
In an emergency session which convened in the pre-dawn hours Friday morning, the FCC fined a website personality known as drkodos, also known as "kodos" or "Da Doc" for allegedly posting intellectually explicit comments on a public website.
He acted as his own attorney and spokesmodel in a hurriedly arranged press conference on the court house steps in uptown Las Vegas where he resides. "It is unfair and quite likely unconstitutional that my fines exceeded that of both Stern and Bono," he screamed shortly before being maced and subdued by local police for intermittently spitting and "mooning" at the assembled crowd.
A band of placard carrying, self-proclaimed "Da Doc toadies" shouted, "Feck you, Pigs! Feck you, stinkin' coppers!" as he was loaded into a black and white police van.
The FCC's declaration came in the wake of a variety of indecency fines for radio broadcasts —including two against Infinity Broadcasting, one for a Howard Stern show, and one against a subsidiary of Clear Channel Communications (search).
Questions arose as to why he was bailed out by the organizers of a local rock-climbing expo held today at the nearby Red Rock Canyon. Organizers of the expo climbing event were unavailable for comment.
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carnaged
Mar 20, 2004, 1:59 AM
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sometimes I think he makes these topics just to be noticed around here.
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donie
Mar 20, 2004, 5:25 AM
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jolly f'in hilarious! :lol:
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timstich
Mar 20, 2004, 5:32 AM
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In reply to: ... Watch as the two sides of this Jekyll & Hyde apparition of a climber struggles to kick his own a$$ into oblivion and away from this nightmare. Who will win? Will drkodos beat himself senseless or will drkodos beat himself senseless? Place your bets!
http://www.geekroar.com/...hives/lxg_jekyll.jpg
"Home is where the heart is"
-Mr. Hyde
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drkodos
Mar 20, 2004, 6:22 PM
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I like those sideburns. Do you think they would look good on me?
No, you are an ugly fecker.
Hey man, that was uncalled for. Be civil.
Feck you. You are a hairless beast. Suck it!
Now listen man, that is a violation of the TOS, and I will report you.
REPORT THIS!
Will someone please help me? Get this mad-man kodos away from me! HELP!
You will not be helped. Kodos will rule you. Kodos is King.
I will fight to the end. I will never succumb to the will of Kodos!
Yes you will!
No I will not.
Yes
No
Yes
No
Yes, and I will mind rape you with my penis brain.
HELP!
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uhoh
May 28, 2007, 8:52 PM
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Hail Kodos!
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collegekid
May 29, 2007, 7:50 AM
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Fight it man!
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squierbypetzl
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May 29, 2007, 6:25 PM
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Nice find, but you should really start reading the thread date before posting. . . it gets old.
Friggin´ funny though, thankx.
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styndall
May 29, 2007, 10:50 PM
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squierbypetzl wrote: Nice find, but you should really start reading the thread date before posting. . . it gets old. Friggin´ funny though, thankx.
These were halcyon days in the forum. Kodos banned left and right, wildtrail racking up 10k posts in like six months, amber falling 200 feet to be miraculously tangled in her ropes...
Like I said, halcyon days.
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dr_feelgood
May 29, 2007, 10:55 PM
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styndall wrote: squierbypetzl wrote: Nice find, but you should really start reading the thread date before posting. . . it gets old. Friggin´ funny though, thankx. These were halcyon days in the forum. Kodos banned left and right, wildtrail racking up 10k posts in like six months, amber falling 200 feet to be miraculously tangled in her ropes... Like I said, halcyon days.
This was when i was just starting to lurk scummunity, so i missed a whole lot of it, but still got the gist.
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uhoh
May 29, 2007, 11:38 PM
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squierbypetzl wrote: Nice find, but you should really start reading the thread date before posting. . . it gets old. Friggin´ funny though, thankx.
Oh, I read the thread date. I read the hell out of it.
You're welcomex.
Who is Amber and where can I read this accident report?
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camhead
May 30, 2007, 12:13 AM
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ahhhh,
don't forget the raids from b.com... niceporch, lox, etc.
those were the days. shit is boring now.
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dlintz
May 30, 2007, 5:12 AM
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camhead wrote: ahhhh, don't forget the raids from b.com... niceporch, lox, etc. those were the days. shit is boring now.
V4lyfe!!!!! Those were the days.
Hey frontrangers, does anyone still talk to Amber, does she still climb? She was a keeper. 
d.
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styndall
May 30, 2007, 5:46 AM
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camhead wrote: ahhhh, don't forget the raids from b.com... niceporch, lox, etc. those were the days. shit is boring now.
Niceporch was the funniest thing ever to happen to this forum.
And lox used to sign all his posts "It's more than salmon a bagel..." or somesuch thing.
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j_ung
May 30, 2007, 2:06 PM
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I suspect that, if drkodos wanted to log in and post right now, he'd be able to.
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macherry
May 30, 2007, 2:58 PM
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camhead wrote: ahhhh, don't forget the raids from b.com... niceporch, lox, etc. those were the days. shit is boring now.
yeah, those were the days. I could actually log in at night and actually post up. Jono's bar rocked, the coffee shop climbed to over 10 pages regularly.Wildtrails, sex with whom thread............that was funny shit!!!
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dingus
May 30, 2007, 3:21 PM
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And a small set of people drove all those people off.
DMT
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macherry
May 30, 2007, 4:01 PM
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yeah, maybe some of them got a life
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macherry wrote: yeah, maybe some of them got a life
We can hope...
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tradpuppy
May 30, 2007, 4:16 PM
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Maybe this thread revival is a sign of his return. He has evil telepathic powers, you know!
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stymingersfink
Jun 2, 2007, 9:47 AM
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tradpuppy wrote: Maybe this thread revival is a sign of his return. He has evil telepathic powers, you know!
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uhoh
Jun 4, 2007, 3:11 AM
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Arise!
Arise, chicken!
Chicken, arise!
Arise, chicken!
+2 cool points to who ever understands that.
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stymingersfink wrote: tradpuppy wrote: Maybe this thread revival is a sign of his return. He has evil telepathic powers, you know! probably couldn't get that lucky, never understood why they ran him off in the first place.
For someone who offered up:
In reply to: I've always said: "How dumb is the average guy? ...and half the people are dumber than that" usually received by someone with a puzzled look on their face. Go figure.
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