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crimpergirl
Mar 17, 2005, 1:16 AM
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blowboarder!!! I could not believe my eyes!! I rubbed my eyes vigorously and when I looked again he was
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wonderwoman
Mar 17, 2005, 1:30 AM
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participating in a monkey orgy, burning down houses and tripping on acid. But the worst of it was
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slablizard
Mar 17, 2005, 1:30 AM
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levitating using his powerful farts as a jet engine, shooting up into the blue sky cursing the gods with a voice that was louder than the booming sound of his ass passing the sound barrier.
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crimpergirl
Mar 17, 2005, 1:33 AM
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All this racket, and still his friend's girl did not mind. She continued allowing him to
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blueeyedclimber
Mar 17, 2005, 2:06 AM
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make goat noises and rub canola oil all over her body. When he was done he
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boardline22
Mar 17, 2005, 2:23 AM
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went to K-mart to buy a pair of
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crimpergirl
Mar 17, 2005, 2:37 AM
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granny panties. It was his long-kept, deep, dark secret. He loved the way the cotton felt on his Oh-so-long unit. While wearing these panties, he felt he could
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boardline22
Mar 17, 2005, 2:43 AM
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fight flying nija's. Oh, but he was wrong, the nijas
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kachoong
Mar 17, 2005, 3:02 AM
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were pansies and wielded fluffy, white poodles....one in each hand.... he decided that it would be better if he tried to entertain the belay bitch he'd met earlier by
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Mar 17, 2005, 3:50 PM
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performing in an irish dance. He would grab the bagpipes and play this musical tune that would make the girl feel all weird. She then forgot about her jerk boyfriend and remembered that she never really liked him anyway. The boy then continued dancing and making her smile when
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mccarthykm
Mar 17, 2005, 5:01 PM
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he realized that he was also a girl. He/she found this out the wrong way while trying to use the
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jumpingrock
Mar 17, 2005, 5:24 PM
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bagpipes and he accidentaly stuck a pipe into his vagina! He stoped, wondering why he didn't have a penis like all the people said he should have?! But the pipe felt so good that she couldn't stop. I stared wondering why the hell I could just climb! Why was the world full of hedonist bastards! Where was god when I really needed him?
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wjca
Mar 17, 2005, 6:07 PM
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Unfortunately, after a good ten minutes of playing the vaginapipes, she was so inflated with air that she started to float off the ground like a giant vagina blimp. You should've seen it, she cast a shadow so big that...
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boardline22
Mar 17, 2005, 10:37 PM
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it covered the purple elfphant and the yellow lama that were in the process of
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kachoong
Mar 17, 2005, 10:39 PM
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....having a tea party.....and now were waving their fists at the vagina in the sky because now they had to move back in to sun because
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glanzer77
Mar 17, 2005, 11:24 PM
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flying vagina was blocking them from getting skin cancer. Slowly they returned to normal. They realized that they were so messed up on drugs they got lost between reality and their fake world. They then landed on flat ground in
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bubbahotep
Mar 18, 2005, 3:39 AM
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Kansas. Dorothy and Toto found them laying by the side of the road and invited them over to the house for a sleep over with Michael Jackson.
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kachoong
Mar 18, 2005, 3:54 AM
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The Ephalump and the Llama were delighted by this.... they jumped with joy and sandwiched Toto between them.... this made Dorothy jealous and she she went off into a daydream about that time at band camp when
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boardline22
Mar 18, 2005, 4:44 AM
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she meet this billy goat who played the coronet and they
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kachoong
Mar 18, 2005, 5:25 AM
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snuck out togther one night and
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bubbahotep
Mar 18, 2005, 6:30 AM
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tried to make a porn flick with six barnyard animals and Blowboarder. ED kicked in, but Blowboarder was saved by popping a
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kachoong
Mar 18, 2005, 6:48 AM
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barnyard owl with his member and pretending it was Dorothy's Toto.... he felt relieved once he had finished, rolling over in the hay to see Dorothy and the other five animals
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bubbahotep
Mar 18, 2005, 7:15 AM
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smoking a cigarette and
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mccarthykm
Mar 18, 2005, 2:24 PM
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and making international calls during peak hours. He was absolutly devestated when he remembered that
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