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wjca
Nov 2, 2005, 1:50 PM
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...wjca:
What if the Hokey-Pokey really is what its all about?
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pharmboy
Nov 2, 2005, 2:05 PM
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...Pharm:
Why is abbreviated such a long word?
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gunked
Nov 2, 2005, 2:13 PM
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...gunked:
Wherever you go, there you are.
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tradgal
Nov 2, 2005, 2:15 PM
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Are we really what we eat?
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wideguy
Nov 2, 2005, 2:26 PM
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Trust me, it can ALWAYS get worse.
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wjca
Nov 2, 2005, 2:28 PM
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...wjca:
If you drop buttered bread, it always lands on the floor butter side down. If you drop a cat, it always lands on its feet. What would happen if you strapped a piece of buttered bread, butter side up, to a cats back, then dropped the cat?
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bmxer
Nov 2, 2005, 6:18 PM
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In reply to: ...wjca: If you drop buttered bread, it always lands on the floor butter side down. If you drop a cat, it always lands on its feet. What would happen if you strapped a piece of buttered bread, butter side up, to a cats back, then dropped the cat?
that would in fact create a black hole, and suck the sun into outer space.
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irish_ice
Nov 2, 2005, 6:18 PM
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In reply to: ...wjca: If you drop buttered bread, it always lands on the floor butter side down. If you drop a cat, it always lands on its feet. What would happen if you strapped a piece of buttered bread, butter side up, to a cats back, then dropped the cat?
I dunno, but supposedly if you put a sock over a cat's head they won't land on their feet.
On that note:
why do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front?
Why do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a diet coke?
Why do banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens to the counters?
Why do they have drive-up ATM machines with Braille lettering?
Why does the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin?
Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing
liquid made with real lemons?
Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?
Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?
Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?
Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together?
And finally.....
If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress?
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harshklimber
Nov 2, 2005, 6:38 PM
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...HarsH
Trust me. It always DOES get worse.
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wjca
Nov 2, 2005, 7:31 PM
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...wjca:
Why do men have nipples?
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pharmboy
Nov 2, 2005, 7:36 PM
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In reply to: ...wjca: Why do men have nipples?
...Pharm:
And why do I have THREE!?!?!?
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rainontin
Nov 3, 2005, 2:48 AM
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In reply to: that would in fact create a black hole, and suck the sun into outer space.
...rain:
Isn't the sun already in outer space?
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kachoong
Nov 3, 2005, 3:16 AM
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In reply to: ...wjca: If you drop buttered bread, it always lands on the floor butter side down. If you drop a cat, it always lands on its feet. What would happen if you strapped a piece of buttered bread, butter side up, to a cats back, then dropped the cat?
Why did Yankee Doodle call his hat macaroni? It looks nothing like pasta (maybe raviolli).... he should've just called it a noodle instead, cos I'm sure cheese was rare at the time.... but then it wouldn't actually rhyme with pony.... so he'd have to have ridden a poodle....
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pornstarr
Nov 3, 2005, 3:33 AM
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living is hazardous to your health
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hangerlessbolt
Nov 3, 2005, 3:54 AM
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Vintery, mintery, cutery, corn,
Apple seed and apple thorn;
Wire, briar, limber lock,
Three geese in a flock.
One flew east,
And one flew west,
And one flew over the cuckoo's nest.
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dr_feelgood
Nov 3, 2005, 4:45 AM
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People in glass houses sink ships.
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hangerlessbolt
Nov 3, 2005, 2:48 PM
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....a man with hand in pocket...feel cocky all day
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jammer
Nov 3, 2005, 2:56 PM
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girl who rides bike around town peddels ass ...
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jammer
Nov 3, 2005, 3:01 PM
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girl who rides bike around town peddels ass ...
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wjca
Nov 3, 2005, 3:18 PM
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...man who go to bed with itchy butt, wake up with smelly finger...
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hangerlessbolt
Nov 3, 2005, 3:31 PM
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Man who runs through airport turnstile going to Bangkok.
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hangerlessbolt
Nov 3, 2005, 3:33 PM
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Man named dick likely to have two nuts and an asshole living nearby
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