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shakylegs
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The fact that it comes from a store in Key West has to make you wonder.
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deserteaglle
Dec 21, 2005, 7:13 PM
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Herpes
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cal_gundert05
Dec 21, 2005, 7:16 PM
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'tis better to give than to receive :lol:
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deserteaglle
Dec 21, 2005, 7:20 PM
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In reply to: 'tis better to give than to receive :lol:
Most definitely in this case.lol :D
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happiegrrrl
Dec 21, 2005, 7:25 PM
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I kow! I know!....or at least i think I do.... Is is a thing where you stick a checken on top of it and cook it in the oven, like a rotiserrie, sort of?
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tattooed_climber
Dec 21, 2005, 7:40 PM
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the over sized XXXXL shirts i get with the big aweful shiney plastic shit (all like 40 layers of silk screened images) that Nike, with their sick twisted minds, put on the shirts so all the basketball playin homies go out and buy......ya....at least one each year....yup..it goes straight into the trash...not even worthy of work-shirt or oil-rag statis
totally no thought :roll: ....
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squierbypetzl
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Dec 21, 2005, 9:28 PM
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In reply to: So what the hell is it??? :lol:
My thoughts exactly. :lol:
So wideguy, what is it? (my guess is some sort of ashtray, plant hanger or candle holder)
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taino
Dec 21, 2005, 9:43 PM
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Why am I reminded of that South Park where Martha Stewart shoves a turkey up her ass...
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wideguy
Dec 21, 2005, 9:58 PM
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LOL!
Worst part is it was used.
My grandmother went through this phase right before she died where she felt a need to pass down all her belongings . The last couple years we got some doozies. I loved the woman but we all kinda scratched our heads.
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squierbypetzl
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Dude, you´ve already killed the chicken, there´s no need to humiliate its corpse.
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epic_ed
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Wide -- you win.
Although I got a set of towels from my Mom last year. Not big, fluffy bath towels. Nope -- these were decorative. You know, the kind a guy never buys and would be ashamed to admit he owns? Yeeeeeaaaaahhhhh.
Towels.
Ed
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macherry
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year old chocolates. I had an elderly aunt who shopped the sales every december after xmas for deals. didn't get to enjoy them though, the dog got into them.........yeech!!!
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wjca
Dec 21, 2005, 11:38 PM
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I got mono one year. Christmas was only a few weeks after I had surgery on my knee so my immune system wasn't at 100%, and I was dating a girl at the time who was a bit whorish whom I blame.
Merry F'en Christmas. How's that sore throat treaten ya?
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tradrenn
Dec 22, 2005, 1:37 AM
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The worst for me would have to be that one year when I graduated collage and got me my first job as a machinist. That was in September 1997. later that year for Xmass gifts I got 8 adjustable wrenches. WTF ?
I still have them in my tool box at work.
Another year I got my father CD Player and all the beetles songs he wonted in the gift box and he got me a box of chocolates. Again I'm thinking WTF ?
Now I just get them a Xmass card and Fuck it. :lol:
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paganmonkeyboy
Dec 22, 2005, 1:47 AM
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I got dumped for xmas once.
really fills you with the holiday spirit...or at least a boatload of scotch...
this year i'm happy with just socks...;)
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sandstonejunkie
Dec 22, 2005, 2:14 AM
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Once I received the old family camcorder from my stepmother. Been used for close to 10 years, broken. Was told if I got it fixed it would be a good gift.
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pinktricam
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Worst gift? I'd have to say underwear...yup, underwear. You see I rarely wear underwear and when I do it's something provacatively unusual. So I just use that new underwear and use it to clean up my paint sprayer *Shrug*
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mowz
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Let's see . . .
When I was in Chad, Africa I got a slight case of giardia. That was fun (and gassy and sulfur-y).
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crimpergirl
Dec 23, 2005, 10:32 PM
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Empty box. My sister swears something was in it when she mailed it.
(the box was gift wrapped and untampered)
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hangerlessbolt
Dec 23, 2005, 10:35 PM
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A divorce...a bit of a 'gift' we gave ourselves I suppose
While I'm grateful to be where I am...some of what it's taken to get here has been a real bitch
There's a fine line between giving a gift and unloaded shit onto others
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microbarn
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in the third grade I got 3 presents from my one grandmother:
2 coloring books and a shaving kit
third grade is WELL beyond coloring books and puberty hits about 8 years later
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