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saxfiend
Apr 21, 2006, 5:05 PM
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In reply to: OK, I got a totally gumby question for you guys, what the hell is the deal with Ham Sandwiches?
:mrgreen:
JL
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mtnbkrxtrordnair
Apr 21, 2006, 5:08 PM
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It's spelt sammich dam it!
boiled ham
baked ham
virginia ham
black forest ham (yum)
polish ham
honey glazed ham
rosemary and sun dried tomato ham
pesto parmesan ham
bayonne ham
canadian bacon (don't kid yourself, it's really ham)
country ham
prosciutto (yes it's ham)
westfalian ham
york ham
wiltshire ham
smithfield ham
irish ham
gammom (still ham)
burbon pecan ham
ardennes ham
serrano ham
iberian ham
ham, ham, ham, ham, ham
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chh
Apr 21, 2006, 6:30 PM
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In reply to: burbon pecan ham
YES!!!
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mr8615
Apr 21, 2006, 6:39 PM
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In reply to: It's spelt sammich dam it! canadian bacon (don't kid yourself, it's really ham)
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: CLASSIC!
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cal_gundert05
Apr 21, 2006, 6:59 PM
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In reply to: In reply to: Ham sammiches are eaten because they are the primary diet of Trad climbers. Easy to fix, plenty of satisfaction, and reliable. Sport climbers eat Tofu, are Vegans, or are too busy and don't eat. Boulders eat PB&J, candy bars, and kids menu items because they haven't grown up yet. Essentially, Ham sammiches are for grown ups. 8^) you left out aid climbers
Like traddies, they eat hammies. But aid climbers don't need to sling them to their harnesses...they can hold them in one hand and place pro with the other.
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mikej
Apr 21, 2006, 7:48 PM
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In reply to: In reply to: In reply to: Ham sammiches are eaten because they are the primary diet of Trad climbers. Easy to fix, plenty of satisfaction, and reliable. Sport climbers eat Tofu, are Vegans, or are too busy and don't eat. Boulders eat PB&J, candy bars, and kids menu items because they haven't grown up yet. Essentially, Ham sammiches are for grown ups. 8^) you left out aid climbers ... Damit!!! Aid climbers eat beans and pre-processed meat goods from cans. ( Stuff Posing As Meat.) High in fat, hence thier inability to leave the confines of thier aiders. **I knew that something didn't look right about that post... |
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krusher4
Apr 21, 2006, 8:02 PM
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They were eaten at the Last Supper.
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rockguide
Apr 21, 2006, 8:34 PM
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In reply to: They were eaten at the Last Supper. |
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lenny7247
Apr 21, 2006, 8:41 PM
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In reply to: In reply to: They were eaten at the Last Supper. with extra cheese.
I thought they had big mac's? Hope that dont offend anyone :?: :?:
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adrenaline_smack
Apr 21, 2006, 8:58 PM
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little known fact was that the last supper actually took place on a portaledge, Jesus was not only a homeboy, but a wallrat
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mikej
Apr 21, 2006, 8:59 PM
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In reply to: In reply to: In reply to: They were eaten at the Last Supper. with extra cheese. I thought they had big mac's? Hope that dont offend anyone :?: :?:
That's ridiculous.
http://i3.tinypic.com/w1wccm.jpg I invited an islamic bud to a bbq and he asked if he should bring bacon. :shock: :lol:
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lenny7247
Apr 21, 2006, 9:04 PM
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In reply to: In reply to: In reply to: In reply to: They were eaten at the Last Supper. with extra cheese. I thought they had big mac's? Hope that dont offend anyone :?: :?: That's ridiculous. http://i3.tinypic.com/w1wccm.jpg I invited an islamic bud to a bbq and he asked if he should bring bacon. :shock: :lol:
I will be saving that picture :lol: :lol:
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hosh
Apr 21, 2006, 9:24 PM
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Here's a shot of the big JC getting ready for the ham sammiches:
http://www.erasmagazine.com/...%20Simon%20Dewey.JPG
and here's a great shot of what happens if you forget the ham sammachies (you have to eat a goat head instead...)
http://www.ibiblio.org/...pper/last-supper.jpg
notice how bumed everyone looks. And then there's the guys over in the right hand side arguing about who's job it was to remember the hammies, and the guy a little left of center who's actually ready to kill over not having hammie sammies. things are gettin' ugly!
hosh.
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porcelainsunset
Apr 21, 2006, 10:16 PM
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In reply to: They were eaten at the Last Supper.
Done! Right there was the answer I was looking for! Now I can eat my ham SANDWICH with the confidence I need, since I am such a gumby and all that. I thought maybe it was Hilary and Tensing that started the tradition, but now I know that it was Jesus, who is almost as cool.
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brent_e
Apr 21, 2006, 10:27 PM
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ohhh mannn - stop with the beer dam pic! it's friday mid day, desk job, dry mouth, ah taste for good ale, pic of a mountain stream filled with a fine selection (except the bud) - it's almost to damn much!!
What is wrong with Bud? Its the king of beers
i can get bud free, but drinking the water from hamilton harbour isn't my style.
Brent
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porcelainsunset
Apr 21, 2006, 10:29 PM
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In reply to: ohhh mannn - stop with the beer dam pic! it's friday mid day, desk job, dry mouth, ah taste for good ale, pic of a mountain stream filled with a fine selection (except the bud) - it's almost to damn much!!
What is wrong with Bud? Its the king of beers
i can get bud free, but drinking the water from hamilton harbour isn't my style.
Brent
:lol: :lol: :lol: Budwiser sucks. I would much rather have a PBR than Budwiser
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brent_e
Apr 21, 2006, 10:31 PM
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In reply to: In reply to: ohhh mannn - stop with the beer dam pic! it's friday mid day, desk job, dry mouth, ah taste for good ale, pic of a mountain stream filled with a fine selection (except the bud) - it's almost to damn much!! What is wrong with Bud? Its the king of beers
i can get bud free, but drinking the water from hamilton harbour isn't my style.
Brent
:lol: :lol: :lol: Budwiser sucks. I would much rather have a PBR than Budwiser
PBR????
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porcelainsunset
Apr 21, 2006, 10:55 PM
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PBR??? It stands for Poser Boy Request, and is the beer of choice for any trendy punk from Portland. Trustafarian's drink it because their taste buds have been spoiled from smelling to much of their own farts, which is the thing to do out here.
It starts with week old Wisconsin piss, which the company then adds alcohol to it by stealing the illegally made alcohol from the state Pen, which consist of fermented orange peals and grapefruit.
One 12 pack has enough alcohol to get your younger sister tipsy.
Oh, and its still better than Budweiser.
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rockguide
Apr 22, 2006, 12:52 AM
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AKA Pabst Blue Ribbon.
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brent_e
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In reply to: PBR??? It stands for Poser Boy Request, and is the beer of choice for any trendy punk from Portland. Trustafarian's drink it because their taste buds have been spoiled from smelling to much of their own farts, which is the thing to do out here. It starts with week old Wisconsin piss, which the company then adds alcohol to it by stealing the illegally made alcohol from the state Pen, which consist of fermented orange peals and grapefruit. One 12 pack has enough alcohol to get your younger sister tipsy. Oh, and its still better than Budweiser.
*shudder*
story:
My girlfriend in a pub in stoke on trent (england). Some girl walks up to her and states, "If you fill out one of our surveys you can get a free bud light." My girlfriend, "That's ok lady, you can keep your bud light."
I think i'll keep her. :D
Brent
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mr8615
Apr 22, 2006, 1:34 AM
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In reply to: PBR??? It stands for Poser Boy Request, and is the beer of choice for any trendy punk from Portland. Trustafarian's drink it because their taste buds have been spoiled from smelling to much of their own farts, which is the thing to do out here. It starts with week old Wisconsin piss, which the company then adds alcohol to it by stealing the illegally made alcohol from the state Pen, which consist of fermented orange peals and grapefruit. One 12 pack has enough alcohol to get your younger sister tipsy. Oh, and its still better than Budweiser.
I've often wondered about that...
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hosh
Apr 24, 2006, 5:27 PM
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So my wife and I were watching an older movie last night ("Return to Oz"), and Dorothy walks up to a "lunch pail tree" and picks a lunch. Turns out that when she opens it, out comes a ham sammich! Classic!
hosh.
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tattooed_climber
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i prefer pb&j sandwiches...they longer "backpack" lifespand...though, it CAN make an aweful mess with your gear.....package accordingly
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