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beyond_gravity
Jul 16, 2006, 1:15 AM
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I can't believe all the hype with superman these days. He's such an idiot.
Congratulations, you have super powers. If he didn't have those powers, he'd just be some reporter jackass. Having super powers doesn't make you bad-ass, being bad-ass makes you bad-ass. He's just using what is given to him. What a tool.
http://network.news.com.au/...10114,5167175,00.jpg
Super Man - Broad shoulder, muscular, and a cocky stance. Nice job, jackass.
Batman on the other hand, has no super powers. He's not a super hero, he's just a HERO. The reason he's so bad-ass is because he could just be sitting in his mansion sipping brandy, but no, he dresses up as a bat and beats up bad guys.
http://www.super3.net/imgserie/batman.jpg
Batman - He looks like you could probably kick his ass, right? WRONG. Batman is so bad-ass, he doesn't even need to look bad-ass.
I was thinking the other day, what do any of these guys have on Optimus Prime? Think about any sort of hero. Now put Optimus Prime in that position. He'd definitely be superior to anyone. I don't know why there aren't more people kissing Optimus Prime's ass. He's clearly the winner.
http://www.jour.sc.edu/...gginsweb/optimus.jpg
Optimus Prime - Definitely Bad-Ass
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j_ung
Jul 17, 2006, 2:41 PM
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I didn't bring extra pants. OMG, that's so funny... still crying...
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wjca
Jul 17, 2006, 4:04 PM
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In reply to: I didn't bring extra pants. OMG, that's so funny... still crying...
Agreed. Damn funny stuff. Make sure you read all four pages.
In reply to: If Chuck Norris' copdog sidekick had all its legs removed and then you glued its mouth shut, you have a vague understanding of how useful the rest of the team was to Superman. |
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tattooed_climber
Jul 17, 2006, 4:11 PM
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i'd hella kick superman's ass
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epoch
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Jul 17, 2006, 4:20 PM
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:lol: :lol: Nice :lol: :lol:
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micahisaac
Jul 17, 2006, 9:32 PM
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Screw you guys I'm going home
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davidji
Jul 19, 2006, 3:54 PM
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http://www.qwantz.com/index.pl?comic=745
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rainontin
Jul 19, 2006, 11:06 PM
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In reply to: I was thinking the other day, what do any of these guys have on Optimus Prime? Think about any sort of hero. Now put Optimus Prime in that position. He'd definitely be superior to anyone. I don't know why there aren't more people kissing Optimus Prime's ass. He's clearly the winner. http://www.jour.sc.edu/...gginsweb/optimus.jpg Optimus Prime - Definitely Bad-Ass
He is First Best.
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