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estebandb
Sep 12, 2002, 6:53 PM
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Can i check your tags? Cuz it looks like you were made in Heaven?
is THAT your boyfriend? baby, i'm way better lookin...
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calamity_chk
Sep 12, 2002, 6:59 PM
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wanna go out for dinner sometime?
Sorry, I just think that sh*t like that is lame .. show some thought.
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noosphere
Sep 12, 2002, 7:03 PM
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(lick your finger and touch a ladie's shirt)
Let's go get these wet clothes off you.
Wanna do it?
Would you like to have premarital relations?
Yo Bitch! Wassup?
You a fine lookin' honey.
That ain't no salami in my pocket.
Can you buy me a drink?
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calamity_chk
Sep 12, 2002, 7:14 PM
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Quote:
(lick your finger and touch a ladie's shirt)
Let's go get these wet clothes off you.
OMG .. hahaha
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dondiego
Sep 12, 2002, 7:15 PM
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"Hey, I'm Don Diego", wanna dance?.......That never works! Or, "Don't close your eyes when we kiss, we need to keep a lookout for my husband/wife!"
-D D-
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espinosa
Sep 12, 2002, 7:19 PM
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nice tits, wanna make out by the dumpster?
it actually worked once, we dated for over a year after. what can i say she likes classy men.
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noosphere
Sep 12, 2002, 7:30 PM
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Say hello to my little friend.
(raise eyebrows twice then look at your package)
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pushfurther
Sep 12, 2002, 7:40 PM
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at the bar, get hammered, then find a girl and say, "i'm getting me drunk so you can take take advantage of me."
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justsendingits
Sep 12, 2002, 7:42 PM
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Nice ass,can I have some?
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calamity_chk
Sep 12, 2002, 7:45 PM
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"um, hi"
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chakan
Sep 12, 2002, 7:49 PM
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"is that your boyfriend??"
"well call me when you want a man friend!"
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danwilli
Sep 12, 2002, 8:33 PM
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Guy- "Wanna go back to my place for Pizza and sex?"
Girl- "No!"
Guy- "What's wrong? You don't like pizza?"
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danwilli
Sep 12, 2002, 8:36 PM
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Seeing a girl from across the room, montioning with your finger for her to come over to you.
When she does say, "I made you come with one finger, imgine what I could do with all five"
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oldandintheway
Sep 12, 2002, 8:43 PM
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"What a coincidence! I'm actually a lesbian trapped in a man's body!"
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A buddy of mine used this at a track meet in high school:
"Nice shoes, wanna fu*k"
that same day he was kicked off the team and suspended for one week for sexual harrassment.
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Oh yeah I almost forgot
Guy says to chick:
" I have a fourteen inch toungue and can breathe out my ears......."
Worked for me.
(not really)
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danwilli
Sep 12, 2002, 8:48 PM
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"do you enjoy being kissed where you pee?"
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spydermonkey
Sep 12, 2002, 8:59 PM
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"You must be a traffic ticket b/c you've got FINE, FINE, FINE written all over you."
spyder
I've used that one just to break the ice and get conversation going.
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pinnaclechick
Sep 12, 2002, 9:02 PM
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"I'm a viking, here to breed with all of the fine, hot women, in an attempt to create a super-race... you game??"
[ This Message was edited by: pinnaclechick on 2002-09-12 14:04 ]
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spydermonkey
Sep 12, 2002, 9:04 PM
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lol
spyder
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calamity_chk
Sep 12, 2002, 9:04 PM
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LOL .. becca .. omg .. TOO FUNNY!!
one of my fav's is "f*** me if I'm wrong, but is your name yolanda?"
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compclimber
Sep 12, 2002, 9:48 PM
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It's lame but it'll work... although it requires the girl to set you up. I've used it once... was slapped for it.
Guy: You're beautiful.
Girl: You're just trying to get in my pants!
Guy: Heh, you're also very intuitive.
I also like the line from one of my favorite jokes....
In very thick canadian accent: How'd you like to go back to my flat and f---?
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oldandintheway
Sep 12, 2002, 10:04 PM
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"Hey baby, I'm a carpenter. Wanna get hammered and nailed?"
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beyond_gravity
Sep 12, 2002, 10:13 PM
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My love for you is like diarrhea, I just cant hold it in.
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climbingpride
Sep 12, 2002, 10:14 PM
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They always play this on the radio here but whatever
I’m glad I have my Library cause I’m a checking you out!
Cheese but it got me laughing.
Pride
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