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areyoumydude
Jan 5, 2007, 10:16 PM
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Joe Phat:"Yo son, where you get dat phat piece?"
Andy Shizzle:"My peeps at Urban Climber hooked me up wit Fortress, yo. Now I's always know what time it is. Know what I'm sayin', yo?"
Joe Phat:"Damn son, I's know what you sayin'. I gots to get me one, yo."
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wzrdgandalf
Jan 5, 2007, 11:08 PM
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areyoumydude wrote: Joe Phat:"Yo son, where you get dat phat piece?" Andy Shizzle:"My peeps at Urban Climber hooked me up wit Fortress, yo. Now I's always know what time it is. Know what I'm sayin', yo?" Joe Phat:"Damn son, I's know what you sayin'. I gots to get me one, yo." 
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devils_advocate
Jan 5, 2007, 11:25 PM
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Heh... reminds of one time when I was walking back from a climb at JTree, thin wall I think, and we passed a party of “hikers” heading in the opposite direction. I use the term hikers loosely, as they looked better dressed for a day at the mall than hiking. We just happened to be in a bit of a corridor so we stepped right and let them pass. They were coming down a few steps so one lady puts her hand out on the boulder to her right to stabilize herself as she steps down. As she does so I hear the sound of metal scraping on rock and look up in time to see her check her watch that just got dragged across the crystallized Joshua Tree quartz monzonite. She seems unconcerned and continues walking, as she does so I glance down and see the familiar markings of a Movado.
Granted, they weren't climbing... but a Movado??
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cadaverchris
Jan 5, 2007, 11:45 PM
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areyoumydude wrote: Joe Phat:"Yo son, where you get dat phat piece?" Andy Shizzle:"My peeps at Urban Climber hooked me up wit Fortress, yo. Now I's always know what time it is. Know what I'm sayin', yo?" Joe Phat:"Damn son, I's know what you sayin'. I gots to get me one, yo."
sterotyping urbanites, demonizing homosexuals and bashing horophiles all at once and from a dude with "areyoumydude" for a handle.... hmmmmmm
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organic
Jan 6, 2007, 12:05 AM
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cadaverchris wrote: areyoumydude wrote: Joe Phat:"Yo son, where you get dat phat piece?" Andy Shizzle:"My peeps at Urban Climber hooked me up wit Fortress, yo. Now I's always know what time it is. Know what I'm sayin', yo?" Joe Phat:"Damn son, I's know what you sayin'. I gots to get me one, yo." sterotyping urbanites, demonizing homosexuals and bashing horophiles all at once and from a dude with "areyoumydude" for a handle.... hmmmmmm
hahahaha busted!
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styleboy
Jan 6, 2007, 12:17 AM
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Whenever I scratch my Movado, I just have daddy get me a new one.
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clarki
Jan 6, 2007, 12:24 AM
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The very fact that y'all know what a Movado is scares me.
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markc
Jan 6, 2007, 12:35 AM
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I had no idea what you were talking about, and I never heard of Fortress watches until today. They look a little spendy, but if Urban Climber is having a give-away, I wouldn't complain.
I regularly wear my watch (a cheap Timex I've probably had for 7 years) while climbing, especially on mulitpitch routes. I can track our pace, know if/when we hit turn-around times, etc. If being able to determine the time without assistance is gay, I don't want to be straight.
By the by, if you think referring to someone as gay is insulting, you're an ass.
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areyoumydude
Jan 6, 2007, 12:52 AM
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markc wrote: If being able to determine the time without assistance is gay, I don't want to be straight.
More power to you. I don't think there's anything wrong with that.
markc wrote: By the by, if you think referring to someone as gay is insulting, you're an ass.
No, I wasn't and I'm sure you're a great guy.
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shimanilami
Jan 6, 2007, 12:58 AM
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For myself, I can't climb with anything less than a Suunto XGK1M%$&D-GPS-HeartRateMonitor-Wristtop calculator-MP3 player-Phone, even if I'm just bouldering in the gym. You know the phrase, "You look good, then you feel good. You feel good, you [climb] good." Amen!
Bah-ha-ha!
(This post was edited by shimanilami on Jan 6, 2007, 1:15 AM)
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shimanilami
Jan 6, 2007, 1:20 AM
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wzrdgandalf wrote: areyoumydude wrote: Joe Phat:"Yo son, where you get dat phat piece?" Andy Shizzle:"My peeps at Urban Climber hooked me up wit Fortress, yo. Now I's always know what time it is. Know what I'm sayin', yo?" Joe Phat:"Damn son, I's know what you sayin'. I gots to get me one, yo." So true....
I think the correct term is, "Tru, dat ..."
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tattooed_climber
Jan 6, 2007, 1:48 AM
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who the fuck reads urban climber?????
and what the jesus tap dancing christ is a movado?
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jeff_m
Jan 6, 2007, 2:23 AM
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Oddly enough, my Knicks Fortress watch just showed up via FedEx---now I shall endeavor to climb...bitch.
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Jan 6, 2007, 2:26 AM
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areyoumydude wrote: cadaverchris wrote: sterotyping urbanites, demonizing homosexuals and bashing horophiles all at once and from a dude with "areyoumydude" for a handle.... hmmmmmm Are you trying to say I'm horophobic?
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dlh
Jan 6, 2007, 2:32 AM
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areyoumydude wrote: In reply to: Are you trying to say I'm horophobic? I might be a little bit horophilic. We are reading this word phonetically right? I'm assuming that you losers just can't spell worth a damn. Being horophobic would probably lead to a healthier lifestyle though.
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zeke_sf
Jan 6, 2007, 2:33 AM
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I got bored reading that rag for free at a magazine stand.
I think a movado is a genetically modified vegetable. Or fruit. It could be a hybrid of both fruit and vegetable. Maybe.
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dlh
Jan 6, 2007, 2:37 AM
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zeke_sf wrote: I got bored reading that rag for free at a magazine stand. quote] Dumbf*ck! You don't read it! Just look at the pictures.
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dlh
Jan 6, 2007, 2:39 AM
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zeke_sf wrote: I think a movado is a genetically modified vegetable. Or fruit. It could be a hybrid of both fruit and vegetable. Maybe.
Bingo!
It's a hybrid of the mango and the avocado.
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cadaverchris
Jan 6, 2007, 2:41 AM
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fla-va FLAAAAAAAAVVVV!!!!!!
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styleboy
Jan 6, 2007, 3:25 AM
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bling bling...
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markc
Jan 6, 2007, 3:40 AM
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shimanilami wrote: For myself, I can't climb with anything less than a Suunto XGK1M%$&D-GPS-HeartRateMonitor-Wristtop calculator-MP3 player-Phone, even if I'm just bouldering in the gym. You know the phrase, "You look good, then you feel good. You feel good, you [climb] good." Amen! Bah-ha-ha!
I find it hard to believe that none of you wear a watch. I find it even harder to believe you find it odd that anyone else would choose to. To each their own.
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jh_angel
Jan 6, 2007, 3:42 AM
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I thought movado was a Mortal Kombat character, no? and why use a watch when you can just use your cellphone/camera/mp3 player/supercomputer/microwave oven or whatever it is they make these days?
-the Masshole
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hardrocker69
Jan 6, 2007, 3:56 AM
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I once had a watch but it got stolen at the gym so now i just use the sun
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areyoumydude
Jan 6, 2007, 4:07 AM
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"markc wrote: I find it hard to believe that none of you wear a watch. I find it even harder to believe you find it odd that anyone else would choose to.
Hey man, it's not a choice. You were born that way.
"markc wrote: To each their own.
I smell man perfume.
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