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uhoh
Apr 3, 2007, 9:33 PM
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Why is it that I can throw myself at a 5.7 [on a climbing wall (I'm a newb, cut me some slack)] but I can't ask out the hot girl at the gyro place?
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devils_advocate
Apr 3, 2007, 9:37 PM
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Because being butt ugly has no affect on gumby climbing.
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uhoh
Apr 3, 2007, 9:40 PM
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Touche.
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jgloporto
Apr 3, 2007, 9:43 PM
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uhoh wrote: Why is it that I can throw myself at a 5.7 [on a climbing wall (I'm a newb, cut me some slack)] but I can't ask out the hot girl at the gyro place?
C'mon... gyro place chicks are the easiest... you just gotta be sweet and romantical like. Give'er a slap on the ass and make some lude comment about spit roasting and how her ancestors were all about dickstabbing in the fartbox and you'll have her bent over dumpster round back in no time. For added measure, make sure to call her lots nice things when you see her, like "pig" and "slut." Badda bing, badda boom.
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Apr 3, 2007, 9:44 PM
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uhoh wrote: Why is it that I can throw myself at a 5.7 [on a climbing wall (I'm a newb, cut me some slack)] but I can't ask out the hot girl at the gyro place?
5.7 is more like asking out the crack whore in the alley behind the gyro place.
See the difference?
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uhoh
Apr 3, 2007, 9:47 PM
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I see a similarity but not a difference.
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jgloporto
Apr 3, 2007, 9:49 PM
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devils_advocate wrote: Because being butt ugly has no affect on gumby climbing.
It really doesn't, does it. If I see one more alternative-workout fat chick in spandex at my gym I am gonna... oh the hell with it. When is the bar opening? It's almost 6 here, and it doesn't look like I am leaving the cube anytime soon...
Speaking of which, remember Gleaming the Cube? 'Biner doesn't, but that was an awesome flick.
Good God, I am fucking bored to death....
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jumpingrock
Apr 3, 2007, 9:52 PM
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jgloporto wrote: I am fucking bored to death
Not sure who Bored to Death is, but I have to ask; Is it a good fuck at least?
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uhoh
Apr 3, 2007, 9:55 PM
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I pity you. The local bars open at 6 am.
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jgloporto
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jumpingrock wrote: jgloporto wrote: I am fucking bored to death Not sure who Bored to Death is, but I have to ask; Is it a good fuck at least?
Meh, I've had better. It's kinda like a chick-on-rufi's fuck. :cough: not that I would know what that's like.
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devils_advocate
Apr 3, 2007, 9:58 PM
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jgloporto wrote: [Speaking of which, remember Gleaming the Cube? 'Biner doesn't, but that was an awesome flick.
Bwahahahaha.
I tried to tell her about Search for Animal Chin and she called me from the panda cage at the zoo asking for more info.
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uhoh
Apr 3, 2007, 9:59 PM
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You're missing out if you've never been fucked while on roofies. Waking up in a strange place with a sore ass is an experience you'll only remember in some strange, ambiguous way.
Edit: Not that I'd know.
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uhoh wrote: You're missing out if you've never been fucked while on roofies. Waking up in a strange place with a sore ass is an experience you'll only remember in some strange, ambiguous way.
That must be where you came up with "Uhoh"
Was "Uhoh_not_again" taken?
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jgloporto
Apr 3, 2007, 10:05 PM
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devils_advocate wrote: jgloporto wrote: [Speaking of which, remember Gleaming the Cube? 'Biner doesn't, but that was an awesome flick. Bwahahahaha. I tried to tell her about Search for Animal Chin and she called me from the panda cage at the zoo asking for more info.
Wasn't the Bones Brigade the bad guys on the Power Rangers?
P.S. Without even thinking, after reading your post I immediately went to Amazon to see if that is in DVD format. It'll be in my mailbox on April 5th.
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uhoh
Apr 3, 2007, 10:06 PM
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Turns out she was sitting just a few feet away from me in the same computer lab.
The gyro girl, not the roofies girl.
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jgloporto
Apr 3, 2007, 10:09 PM
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uhoh wrote: Turns out she was sitting just a few feet away from me in the same computer lab. The gyro girl, not the roofies girl.
You went over and sniffed the chair she was sitting in, didn't you.
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uhoh
Apr 3, 2007, 10:12 PM
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Dude, it's like you're watching my every move! How do you do that?
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jgloporto
Apr 3, 2007, 10:15 PM
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uhoh wrote: Dude, it's like you're watching my every move! How do you do that?
I have ESPN.
Edited to say: Where's the fucking booze, for fuck's sake.
Someone give me a sharp stick or something so I can drive it through my temple. Speaking of which, did anyone see the new office suicide game on Adult Swim? Great ideas, those folks are coming up with.
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jumpingrock
Apr 3, 2007, 10:15 PM
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He tends to keep an eye on his targets before he gives them roofies.
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Apr 3, 2007, 10:18 PM
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I was in Target the other day, they have a tiled roof.
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jumpingrock
Apr 3, 2007, 10:20 PM
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Is your ass sore? (Not that there's anything wrong with that)
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uhoh
Apr 3, 2007, 10:21 PM
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I went to Wal-Mart today because my muffler fell off and I wanted to buy some wire to try and tie it back together. I also picked up a windshield wiper blade.
I failed to fix my muffler and was told by a mechanic that it would cost me $225 to fix, which is probably how much my car is worth at the moment.
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jgloporto
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uhoh wrote: I went to Wal-Mart today because my muffler fell off and I wanted to buy some wire to try and tie it back together. I also picked up a windshield wiper blade. I failed to fix my muffler and was told by a mechanic that it would cost me $225 to fix, which is probably how much my car is worth at the moment.
:sighs:
I don't care if they fire me. I'm leaving.
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Apr 3, 2007, 10:29 PM
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$225 to fix a muffler? The exhaust is about the easiest piece on a car, other than the fact you need to know how to weld. Still, buy a $50 muffler (a nice once considering how much your car is worth) and you should be able to find a guy to pop it on for another $50.
You can send me the remaining $125... I need to get more roofies anyway.
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uhoh
Apr 3, 2007, 10:32 PM
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That's probably what I'll do.
I'm going to the gyro place.
If nothing else I'll at least get a spinach pie and some tea to go.
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