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Tree_wrangler
Apr 18, 2007, 8:04 PM
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Nobody but you said anything about mercury poisoning. He saw a giant warning sign that mentioned mercury (and probably other heavy metals) in the river he had just dropped his rope into. Not knowing anything about mercury, he wanted to know if his rope had been affected.
By your logic, it's cool to say, put your hand into fire, because you can't get "fire poisoning".....
geez, did you guys drop out of grade school or something?
(This post was edited by Tree_wrangler on Apr 19, 2007, 12:33 AM)
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kevinheiss
Apr 18, 2007, 8:06 PM
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AS LONG AS THEY DONT CRY, I DONT CARE.
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thomasribiere
Apr 18, 2007, 8:28 PM
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microbarn wrote: we need more comments on windows
One take the water reservoir to the despair of the two other guys. The second one reacts quickly and decides to take the oil, so he can protect his skin against the sun. The third guy takes a door. A door!? The first two guys are surprisd! "Why do you want to take a door??? - If it's too hot, I can pull the window down"...
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devils_advocate
Apr 18, 2007, 8:35 PM
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A Frenchman, an Englishman, an American, and a lawyer were sitting on a train.
The Frenchman offered everyone some of his baguette, then threw the rest out the window. The lawyer looked at him with discord, to which the Frenchman replied “Don’t worry, in my country we have plenty of those”.
The Englishman followed, offering everyone some of his crumpet and throwing the rest out the window saying “Don’t worry, in my country we have plenty of those”.
The American threw the lawyer out the window.
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legion
Apr 18, 2007, 8:37 PM
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I agree. Please leave you dog/baby/great uncle thomas at the 'schrund.
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skinnyclimber
Apr 18, 2007, 8:40 PM
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So back to the subject of boobs. Can we please start a thread about crag boobys? Those should be a bit more popular than other things found at the crag...
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thomasribiere
Apr 18, 2007, 8:42 PM
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vishnu
Apr 18, 2007, 9:01 PM
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I'm all for the crag boobie talk! I dont think you could ever have too much of it!!
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devils_advocate
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Vishnu likes boobies. Yet another reason why Christianity sucks.
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duckbuster_13
Apr 18, 2007, 9:43 PM
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skinnyclimber wrote: So back to the subject of boobs. Can we please start a thread about crag boobys? Those should be a bit more popular than other things found at the crag...
We might as well talk about crag abductions, or pterodactyl sightings at the crag... because i've never seen a crag booby. In fact, I HOPE someone brings their annoying rug rat to the crag so I can at least have a shot of seeing one. Hell... i'd settle for seeing the nipple on the bottle!
... i need to get laid.
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vishnu
Apr 18, 2007, 10:49 PM
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Nipple on the bottle=Symptom of the worst STD.
PLEASE use protection! Its gotten out of control! There are more than 5 billion cases worldwide!
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hosh
Apr 19, 2007, 12:28 AM
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So these two cowboys were riding their horses across the desert and they come to a beautiful canyon. As they stop to admire the scene, they begin to hear Indian war drums from across the canyon. The first cowboy turns to his buddy and says, "I don't like the sound of them drums!"
from across the canyon, they hear one of the Indians yell back, "He's not our normal drummer...!"
hosh.
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lodi5onu
Apr 19, 2007, 2:50 PM
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i don't get it
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svilnit
Apr 19, 2007, 3:05 PM
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lodi5onu wrote: i don't get it
Think really hard....
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smallclimber
Apr 19, 2007, 9:24 PM
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In reply to: Really, leave the kid at home. He'll be happier and safer there.
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sidepull
Apr 19, 2007, 10:39 PM
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lena_chita wrote: carabiner96 wrote: You know how we know it's weak? Because "I never want to see another____ booby" was in there. We know you, D_A. The same thing caught my eye, too! That's where I changed my attitude from raising indignation to just a "blah, not a very funny parody on the hate-your-dog thread".
Is is parody or satire? Is he critiquing the dog thread or undermining it?
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jumpingrock
Apr 19, 2007, 10:40 PM
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Sorry da having your troll thread end up in community is pretty weak sauce.
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scrapedape
Apr 19, 2007, 10:43 PM
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smallclimber wrote: In reply to: Really, leave the kid at home. He'll be happier and safer there. I am pretty sure that leaving a baby at home unattended while you are out climbing is illegal.
No harm = no foul.
Just leave the kid a bowl of water and a fresh diaper.
And don't let social services catch you.
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the_dave
Apr 19, 2007, 11:03 PM
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scrapedape wrote: smallclimber wrote: In reply to: Really, leave the kid at home. He'll be happier and safer there. I am pretty sure that leaving a baby at home unattended while you are out climbing is illegal. No harm = no foul. Just leave the kid a bowl of water and a fresh diaper. And don't let social services catch you.
I don't think they could tell on you either... So you might be good on that one.
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curtis_g
Apr 19, 2007, 11:44 PM
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lena_chita wrote: caughtinside wrote: a poor effort, d_a.  I agree. It's a rather weak troll.
yea...you couldn't even reel me in with that one. 
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stymingersfink
Apr 19, 2007, 11:47 PM
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vishnu wrote: Nipple on the bottle=Symptom of the worst STD. PLEASE use protection! Its gotten out of control! There are more than 5 billion cases worldwide!
climbsomething wrote: skinnyclimber wrote: So back to the subject of boobs. Can we please start a thread about crag boobys? Those should be a bit more popular than other things found at the crag... They're everywhere. Just not on me  
I'd buy that for a dollar!
...and where the hell is D_A climbing that he has to look at lactating boobies? Can he draw me a trail map to that crag?
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What's the matter with you? 
