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yakomac
Nov 10, 2002, 12:25 AM
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Climbing videos are hard to make, people should give them a chance. If you don't believe me, than watch Masters of Stone V, that one is a really good one. You'll see what I mean when I say they're hard to make.
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micronut
Nov 10, 2002, 12:39 AM
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I just made my own video with a camera and a VCR, it wasn't that hard. It's as good as the real ones with the pros. They make the hard stuff look hard, and we make the easy stuff look hard. It all looks desperete.
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apollodorus
Nov 10, 2002, 12:45 AM
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All those climbing videos were faked by the same people who faked the NASA moon landings. For the moon fakes, they used a soundstage forty-four miles northeast of Las Vegas. To do the climbing fakes, they used mirrors.
I swear.
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sushislayer
Nov 10, 2002, 1:13 AM
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Damn you guys are smart, can you tell me who killed Kennedy too?
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apollodorus
Nov 10, 2002, 1:25 AM
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I'm not going to name any names regarding the Kennedy Plot, but the fatal head shot came from a storm drain opening at the curb. The assassin's escape route was through the tunnels to the river. You can go to Dealey Plaza and see for yourself.
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styndall
Nov 10, 2002, 2:11 AM
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"Damn you guys are smart, can you tell me who killed Kennedy too? "
A tiger got him.
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moeman
Nov 10, 2002, 2:51 AM
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It seems that when you guys learned about crack climbing, you intrpreted it a bit too litterally.
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thebestever
Nov 10, 2002, 3:36 AM
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I KILLED KENNY and KENNEDY
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ajkclay
Nov 10, 2002, 3:37 AM
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You B*stard!
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ajkclay
Nov 10, 2002, 3:48 AM
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I thought that they went to the moon so they could make fake climbing videos in the low gravity, and then Kennedy found out, and he was going to expose the whole thing, so the Cuban's (who run the whole fake climbing video racket, and import them to the States through the oil rigs owned by the Bush family), took out a hit on him, but because of poor translation, they killed KENNY first, then realised it was supposed to be KENNEDY. So then they killed him in T-E-X-A-S, which actually stands for Totally Artificial eXtreme-sport Audiovisual Scandal. (of course they got to the moon with the help of Alien technology).
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ajkclay
Nov 10, 2002, 4:48 AM
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Well, if you want to change the subject, sure
I have this demo vid called Moving Over Plastic, (Aussie Vid), which talks about technique. It features some top Oz climbers, as well as Catherine Destivelle, and Bobbi Bensman. The stuff it talks about is reasonably basic, but watching these climbers in slo-mo has taught me heaps.
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madcowrockclimber
Nov 11, 2002, 1:10 AM
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OK , not to get off the suject about the accused moon landing fakes. kennedys controversial assasin and stuff of that nature but I personally dont use climbing videos because I get my professional climbing help from real climbing profesionals who have actually been to places such as the Devils Tower and El Capitan.
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ajkclay
Nov 11, 2002, 12:39 PM
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Did they see the UFO's at Devil's Tower, or Richard Dreyfuss?
Close Encounters of the 3rd Kind was about bringing back the guys that made the first climbing videos.
You know the bit where Richard Dreyfuss made the shape of Devils Tower in the mashed potato? In real life, the guy actually made a climbing hold.
And did you notice that the aliens communicate with hand movements that look like various hand positions, like a sloper hold, hand jam, etc?
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petzl510
Nov 14, 2002, 7:03 PM
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It is not that hard to make a climbing video and who would want to watch you climb. That would be a waste of time and money
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thrillseeker05
Nov 14, 2002, 7:17 PM
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if you are a hot chick making a climbing video then I'd watch it.
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elvelasco
Nov 17, 2002, 4:01 PM
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You bozos are really can't put two and two together can you?
Anybody with any sense of perception suprerior to that of a banana slug would know that Fidel Castro is an alien. Richard Dreyfus is the alien in charge the whole thing. Dreyfus uses Castro to do his dirty work, and all of the communication is being done via alien-ESP with the pen in Bob Dole's hand. Do you really believe that "my arm was injured from during the war" story?
Wait, I remember hearing from by dog that banana slugs have uncanny perception. Hang on a minute, I don't have a dog. Oh, never mind.
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