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Poll: Sexiest man alive...yea or nay?
Yup, they got it spot on, he's a hottie.	3 / 20%
No way. No how. I'd rather bang his wife.	12 / 80%
15 total votes

carabiner96

Nov 17, 2010, 3:56 PM
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Hmm...would never have pegged this for the guy from 2 Guys, a Girl, and a Pizza place.

camhead

Nov 17, 2010, 4:21 PM
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No, this is the sexiest guy alive:

carabiner96

Nov 17, 2010, 4:32 PM
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Well, this is his wife, for those who were wondering:

camhead

Nov 17, 2010, 4:37 PM
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carabiner96 wrote:

Well, this is his wife, for those who were wondering:

[image]http://topcelebrity.zxq.net/scarlett-johansson-01.jpg[/image]

A bunch of booby fat, complete with a renaissance "bovine" expression? Getting down with ScoJo would be like boinking a bucket of warm whitebread dough.

carabiner96

Nov 17, 2010, 4:49 PM
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camhead wrote:

carabiner96 wrote:

Well, this is his wife, for those who were wondering:

[image]http://topcelebrity.zxq.net/scarlett-johansson-01.jpg[/image]

A bunch of booby fat, complete with a renaissance "bovine" expression? Getting down with ScoJo would be like boinking a bucket of warm whitebread dough.

I think I'd rather tap her than him, though.

majid_sabet

Nov 17, 2010, 4:53 PM
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I'll date you any time but you got to let that tow truck driver go first

Kartessa

Nov 17, 2010, 5:07 PM
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Him or her?

That's a tough call... can't I have 'em both?

carabiner96

Nov 17, 2010, 5:13 PM
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Kartessa wrote:

Him or her?

That's a tough call... can't I have 'em both?

That would probably be the world's most epic threesome.

carabiner96

Nov 17, 2010, 5:13 PM
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majid_sabet wrote:

I'll date you any time but you got to let that tow truck driver go first

Tempting, I'll let you know.

Kartessa

Nov 17, 2010, 5:28 PM
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carabiner96 wrote:

That would probably be the world's most epic threesome.

Now that's a Sig!

boadman

Nov 17, 2010, 10:15 PM
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I think she's super hot. I think she'd last the night.

jeepnphreak

Nov 17, 2010, 10:40 PM
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camhead wrote:

carabiner96 wrote:

Well, this is his wife, for those who were wondering:

[image]http://topcelebrity.zxq.net/scarlett-johansson-01.jpg[/image]

A bunch of booby fat, complete with a renaissance "bovine" expression? Getting down with ScoJo would be like boinking a bucket of warm whitebread dough.

you put that so succinctly!

Toast_in_the_Machine

Nov 18, 2010, 1:48 AM
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camhead wrote:

carabiner96 wrote:

Well, this is his wife, for those who were wondering:

[image]http://topcelebrity.zxq.net/scarlett-johansson-01.jpg[/image]

A bunch of booby fat, complete with a renaissance "bovine" expression? Getting down with ScoJo would be like boinking a bucket of warm whitebread dough.

That isn't a "no".

notapplicable

Nov 18, 2010, 5:05 AM
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He's a bit on the pretty side for my tastes but smokin hot nonetheless.

j_ung

Nov 18, 2010, 7:14 PM
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camhead wrote:

carabiner96 wrote:

Well, this is his wife, for those who were wondering:

[image]http://topcelebrity.zxq.net/scarlett-johansson-01.jpg[/image]

A bunch of booby fat, complete with a renaissance "bovine" expression? Getting down with ScoJo would be like boinking a bucket of warm whitebread dough.

You are no longer welcome at my house. Nor the New River Gorge for that matter. Nor, fuck it, West Virginia.

scrapedape

Nov 18, 2010, 7:37 PM
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camhead wrote:

Getting down with ScoJo would be like boinking a bucket of warm whitebread dough.

That sounds pretty nice, actually.

Apart from the yeast...

justroberto

Nov 18, 2010, 7:51 PM
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camhead wrote:

carabiner96 wrote:

Well, this is his wife, for those who were wondering:

[image]http://topcelebrity.zxq.net/scarlett-johansson-01.jpg[/image]

A bunch of booby fat, complete with a renaissance "bovine" expression? Getting down with ScoJo would be like boinking a bucket of warm whitebread dough.

Did you give your password to clausti?

notapplicable

Nov 19, 2010, 1:51 AM
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justroberto wrote:

camhead wrote:

carabiner96 wrote:

Well, this is his wife, for those who were wondering:

[image]http://topcelebrity.zxq.net/scarlett-johansson-01.jpg[/image]

A bunch of booby fat, complete with a renaissance "bovine" expression? Getting down with ScoJo would be like boinking a bucket of warm whitebread dough.

Did you give your password to clausti?

He's expressed similar sentiments in the past and although I don't completely disagree, I can't help thinking that if a bucket of warm whitebread dough is the worst thing I ever stick my dick in, I've done alright in this life.

camhead

Nov 19, 2010, 1:59 AM
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notapplicable wrote:

justroberto wrote:

camhead wrote:

carabiner96 wrote:

Well, this is his wife, for those who were wondering:

[image]http://topcelebrity.zxq.net/scarlett-johansson-01.jpg[/image]

A bunch of booby fat, complete with a renaissance "bovine" expression? Getting down with ScoJo would be like boinking a bucket of warm whitebread dough.

Did you give your password to clausti?

Yeah, that's true. And if ScoJo is a vat of warm dough, I suppose that Amy Winehouse would be a 20 year old leather satchel that's been soaked overnight in Jack Daniels.

carabiner96

Nov 19, 2010, 2:00 AM
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camhead wrote:

notapplicable wrote:

justroberto wrote:

camhead wrote:

carabiner96 wrote:

Well, this is his wife, for those who were wondering:

[image]http://topcelebrity.zxq.net/scarlett-johansson-01.jpg[/image]

A bunch of booby fat, complete with a renaissance "bovine" expression? Getting down with ScoJo would be like boinking a bucket of warm whitebread dough.

Did you give your password to clausti?

Yeah, that's true. And if ScoJo is a vat of warm dough, I suppose that Amy Winehouse would be a 20 year old leather satchel that's been soaked overnight in Jack Daniels.

Warm bread, meh....warm dough after a second rise? Count cammy in!

dr_feelgood

Nov 19, 2010, 3:07 AM
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camhead wrote:

notapplicable wrote:

justroberto wrote:

camhead wrote:

carabiner96 wrote:

Well, this is his wife, for those who were wondering:

[image]http://topcelebrity.zxq.net/scarlett-johansson-01.jpg[/image]

A bunch of booby fat, complete with a renaissance "bovine" expression? Getting down with ScoJo would be like boinking a bucket of warm whitebread dough.

Did you give your password to clausti?

Yeah, that's true. And if ScoJo is a vat of warm dough, I suppose that Amy Winehouse would be a 20 year old leather satchel that's been soaked overnight in Jack Daniels.

where does the line start?

airscape

Nov 19, 2010, 9:02 AM
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scrapedape wrote:

camhead wrote:

Getting down with ScoJo would be like boinking a bucket of warm whitebread dough.

That sounds pretty nice, actually.

Apart from the yeast infection...

Fix

airscape

Nov 19, 2010, 9:03 AM
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airscape wrote:

scrapedape wrote:

camhead wrote:

Getting down with ScoJo would be like boinking a bucket of warm whitebread dough.

That sounds pretty nice, actually.

Apart from the yeast infection...

Fix

That was stale.

airscape

Nov 19, 2010, 9:08 AM
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camhead wrote:

notapplicable wrote:

justroberto wrote:

camhead wrote:

carabiner96 wrote:

Well, this is his wife, for those who were wondering:

[image]http://topcelebrity.zxq.net/scarlett-johansson-01.jpg[/image]

A bunch of booby fat, complete with a renaissance "bovine" expression? Getting down with ScoJo would be like boinking a bucket of warm whitebread dough.

Did you give your password to clausti?

Yeah, that's true. And if ScoJo is a vat of warm dough, I suppose that Amy Winehouse would be a 20 year old leather satchel that's been soaked overnight in Jack Daniels.

That actually sounds pretty appealing.

Old leather and whiskey.

It's like riding a trusty mare.

chadnsc

Nov 19, 2010, 3:44 PM
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It burns when you pee doesn't it airscape?

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