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cruxyclimber
May 12, 2003, 2:11 PM
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I'm just wondering what your favorite pick up lines are. The only good one I've heard for a while is... Did it hurt? When you fell from Heaven? ....
but thats a little old so tell me some new ones.
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flamer
May 12, 2003, 3:59 PM
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Are those space pants you're wearing??.....'Cause your ass is out of this world!!! :lol: :lol: :lol: :shock:
josh
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djnibs
May 12, 2003, 4:36 PM
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here are a whole list:
http://www.linesthataregood.com/
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climbingbetty22
May 12, 2003, 5:30 PM
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Some of my favorites are:
Nice legs. What time do they open?
You have 206 bones in your body, want another one?
Let's play army! I'll lay down and you can blow the fuck out of me.
and last but not least...
If you are what you eat, I could be you by morning. :shock:
:lol:
Just out of curiousity...why do you want to know some more pick up lines? I'm assuming you aren't silly enough to actually try and use them. :roll:
Betty
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centmass
May 12, 2003, 5:43 PM
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In reply to: Let's play army! I'll lay down and you can blow me.
I don't get it. Unless you mean the French army?
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climbingbetty22
May 12, 2003, 5:59 PM
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In reply to: I don't get it. Unless you mean the French army?
Blow me? You blow things up in the army...you give a blow job...that's what it means... :roll:
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cerikpete
May 12, 2003, 6:13 PM
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Why don't you and I go back to my place and do all the things I'm gonna tell my friends we did anyway.
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bakedjake
May 12, 2003, 6:23 PM
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"would you wait here for a couple of minutes while I think of something witty to say" - got me into some nice conversations but no actual dates
"are you wearing colored contact lenses?? [to which they invariably say no!] and I reply with "oh!! I'm sorry, it's just that your eyes are so beautifully/deeply blue/green/whatever color that I thought you were wearing colored contacts. You have very beautiful eyes by the way." - this one has actually worked for me a couple of times
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arrettinator
May 12, 2003, 6:54 PM
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My favorite is
"Nice shoes. Wanna F__k?"
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carnaged
May 12, 2003, 6:59 PM
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damnit! That one was mine!
"That shirt looks nice on you, but it'd look much better on my floor."
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arrettinator
May 12, 2003, 7:45 PM
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"The word of the day is legs. Let's go back to your place and spread the word."
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calamity_chk
May 12, 2003, 7:49 PM
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f*ck me if i'm wrong, but is your name yolanda?
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arrettinator
May 12, 2003, 7:52 PM
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In reply to: f*ck me if i'm wrong, but is your name yolanda?
I tried that once with a different name. It turned out to actually be her name. Talk about all time backfires. :lol:
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arrettinator
May 12, 2003, 7:54 PM
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You say, "Let's go back to my place for a pizza and a f__k."
They say, "No!"
You say, "What, you don't like pizza?"
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vertically_challanged
May 12, 2003, 9:59 PM
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those pants are very becoming on you...then again if I were on you I'd be coming too..........
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billburning
May 12, 2003, 10:09 PM
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In reply to: Are those space pants you're wearing??.....'Cause your ass is out of this world!!!
This one actually worked on a hot girl at a bar in Chicago (I was sh*tfaced):
Me: Is that a space skirt?
Her: Why, because my ass is out of this world?
Me: No, I was just wondering because it looks like a space skirt.
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flamingfeet17
May 13, 2003, 1:10 AM
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Come on people seriously is that all you think about?
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merlin
May 13, 2003, 1:36 AM
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is that a ladder in your pants or a stair way to heaven??
hey, how about we play zoo-keeper., you be the lion, and ill throw you my meat...
ive forgotten my phone number, can i have yours instead?
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calamity_chk
May 13, 2003, 3:13 AM
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the most effective line in my life:
"wanna do the king fisher?"
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niceporch
May 13, 2003, 3:16 AM
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NICEPORCH: HEY YOU, WANNA BLOW MY PENISH.
GURLY: OMG YES YOU ARE SO AWESOME!!! *giggle*
NICEPORCH: NEVERMIND YOU ARE A DIRTY HO. I JUST LIKE TO FUCK WITH YOU BITCHES.
GURLY: YOU ARE A BASTARD *SCOFF*
NICEPORCH: STFU SLUT. YOU DON'T KNOW ME!!!!!!!
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hangerlessbolt
May 13, 2003, 3:17 AM
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The one that worked really well for me was:
"Just though I'd say Hi...so 'Hi'"...
Sometimes simple simply works.
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