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ronamick
Aug 27, 2003, 1:58 AM
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In reply to: Ron Amick? Dang! All this time I thought your handle was a mispelling of "Runamuck" . Who knew? :roll: It is. My dumbass parents got the spelling all wrong, but my friends and associates informally corrected that long ago. Gonamuck is another moniker that is not only appropriate, but is also one of a very few names I have been called which are neither profane, offensive or otherwise base and rude. Why a good citizen and all around nice guy like me should be the target of ill will and unkind reference is beyond me. If I gave a hoot it would be different, but I don't. I love gettin' called names, being cussed at and so forth. Makes me feel good. Over and out. Gon
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ronamick
Aug 27, 2003, 2:44 AM
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In reply to: What makes you think this isn't my real name? I'd rather not know who the f*ck you are. Chance are you are either way nicer than you are on the 'net or you're a much bigger assh*le than you are on the net. AKA UnaBonger MUCH bigger asshole, and that's no small potatoes you're talking about there. But I'm honest about my assholishness, since I am a chronic asshole, to the point of being assholholic. The life path of Assholism is not as simple and carefree as one may think. There are times when I feel so darn good that it's hard to have that assholish point of view. In that event, only my discipline and steadfast dedication to assholiness keep me from doing something I'll regret later, like being patient or saying something nice. I think I can confidently say that I'm an asshole's asshole, even a BIG asshole. I like to think that I have been a HUGE asshole on occasion, but that's probably just pride talking. Being a HUMONGOUS asshole, that assholiest state of being, is probably the impossible dream, but I'm gonna keep on trying. Ok. Un= not (or) Una= singular connotation, Bong= a piton 3" or larger (or) a supercharged water pipe designed for the consumption of marijuana to its maximum effect, Bonger= one who uses a bong-pipe (not piton, which would be a nailer) thus... Not a bong smoker? Solo bong user? Anonymous, deranged and malicious deployment of a bong in a way harmful to others, as a means of expressing discontent over perceived mistreatment at the hands of government agencies, or to protest being the target of some vague and malevolent conspiracy out to cause you harm for reasons unknown? (ala the unabomber). Am I warm? What in hell is unabonger supposed to mean, or have you given that any thought? It's gotta be some really stupid pun or an inside joke, right? It's not some really clever term you coined that I don't get, because I really doubt that you're smarter than me, or anybody for that matter. In fact, the average Joe could probably think circles around you without breaking a sweat. Unabonger?? PLEASE. Could it have no meaning at all? That would place you with the dimmest of the dim, which at least would confer upon you a form of distinction, if not redemption..... U N A B O N G E R. Wow.
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mojorisin
Aug 27, 2003, 2:48 AM
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In reply to: In reply to: What makes you think this isn't my real name? I'd rather not know who the f*ck you are. Chance are you are either way nicer than you are on the 'net or you're a much bigger assh*le than you are on the net. AKA UnaBonger MUCH bigger asshole, and that's no small potatoes you're talking about there. But I'm honest about my assholishness, since I am a chronic asshole, to the point of being assholholic. The life path of Assholism is not as simple and carefree as one may think. There are times when I feel so darn good that it's hard to have that assholish point of view. In that event, only my discipline and steadfast dedication to assholiness keep me from doing something I'll regret later, like being patient or saying something nice. I think I can confidently say that I'm an asshole's asshole, even a BIG asshole. I like to think that I have been a HUGE asshole on occasion, but that's probably just pride talking. Being a HUMONGOUS asshole, that assholiest state of being, is probably the impossible dream, but I'm gonna keep on trying. Ok. Un= not (or) Una= singular connotation, Bong= a piton 3" or larger (or) a supercharged water pipe designed for the consumption of marijuana to its maximum effect, Bonger= one who uses a bong-pipe (not piton, which would be a nailer) thus... Not a bong smoker? Solo bong user? Anonymous, deranged and malicious deployment of a bong in a way harmful to others, as a means of expressing discontent over perceived mistreatment at the hands of government agencies, or to protest being the target of some vague and malevolent conspiracy out to cause you harm for reasons unknown? (ala the unabomber). Am I warm? What in hell is unabonger supposed to mean, or have you given that any thought? It's gotta be some really stupid pun or an inside joke, right? It's not some really clever term you coined that I don't get, because I really doubt that you're smarter than me, or anybody for that matter. In fact, the average Joe could probably think circles around you without breaking a sweat. Unabonger?? PLEASE. Could it have no meaning at all? That would place you with the dimmest of the dim, which at least would confer upon you a form of distinction, if not redemption..... U N A B O N G E R. Wow. Nothing against unabonger but THAT is funny.
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hangerlessbolt
Aug 27, 2003, 3:09 AM
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Ditto...hey hellclimber..come over here for a true example of humor!
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bvb
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ron "biggie" amick, original mission gorge/santee/woodson/idyllwild/jtree/canon tajo/valley OG, speaking truth to power. keep it comin, brutha. even though i lord over your ass when it come to old school hards at the old school crags. as for me?? bob van belle. there, that's not so scary. don't like it?? FUUCK you. woodson 5.11c and still going strong
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unabonger
Aug 27, 2003, 3:37 PM
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In reply to: since I am a chronic asshole, to the point of being assholholic. The life path of Assholism is not as simple and carefree as one may think. There are times when I feel so darn good that it's hard to have that assholish point of view. In that event, only my discipline and steadfast dedication to assholiness keep me from doing something I'll regret later, like being patient or saying something nice. I think I can confidently say that I'm an asshole's asshole, even a BIG asshole. I like to think that I have been a HUGE asshole on occasion, but that's probably just pride talking. Being a HUMONGOUS asshole, that assholiest state of being, is probably the impossible dream, but I'm gonna keep on trying. Ok. Un= not (or) Una= singular connotation, Bong= a piton 3" or larger (or) a supercharged water pipe designed for the consumption of marijuana to its maximum effect, Bonger= one who uses a bong-pipe (not piton, which would be a nailer) thus... Not a bong smoker? Solo bong user? Anonymous, deranged and malicious deployment of a bong in a way harmful to others, as a means of expressing discontent over perceived mistreatment at the hands of government agencies, or to protest being the target of some vague and malevolent conspiracy out to cause you harm for reasons unknown? (ala the unabomber). Am I warm? What in hell is unabonger supposed to mean, or have you given that any thought? It's gotta be some really stupid pun or an inside joke, right? It's not some really clever term you coined that I don't get, because I really doubt that you're smarter than me, or anybody for that matter. In fact, the average Joe could probably think circles around you without breaking a sweat. Unabonger?? PLEASE. Could it have no meaning at all? That would place you with the dimmest of the dim, which at least would confer upon you a form of distinction, if not redemption..... U N A B O N G E R. Wow. Well, clearly you're a much smarter asshole than me! But that is faint praise. I make no claims to a reputation for perspicacity nor originality. Still, you are the one that asked a question with answers apparent to any casual observer of human behaviour. I simply gave an honest answer. And there is nothing deep nor clever about my handle. I simply like the pun for several reasons and stole it from someone else. So take your snide and simple analysis back home to your long suffering wife. Your sarcasm is the last refuge of a poor wit! The simple UnaBonger
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krillen
Aug 27, 2003, 4:37 PM
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There's a 54-40 song called Assoholic...
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hangerlessbolt
Aug 27, 2003, 4:41 PM
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And who can forget Dennis Leary’s cheery Christmas jingle “I’m an AssHole”
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the_pirate
Aug 27, 2003, 5:08 PM
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"I like to park in handicap spaces while handicap people make handicap faces."
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bakedjake
Aug 27, 2003, 5:11 PM
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i'm quite thankfull for the handicapped. without them how would you find any parking spaces - george carlin
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krillen
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"I drive really slow in the ULTRA fast lane, while people behind me are goin' insane..."
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intersting...
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hangerlessbolt
Aug 27, 2003, 5:34 PM
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I’m an Asshole I'm just a regular joe, With a regular job. I'm your average white, Suburbanite slob. I like football, and porno, and books about war. I've got an average house, With a nice hardwood floor. My wife, and my job, my kids, and my car, My feet on the table, With a Cuban cigar. But sometimes that just ain't enough, To keep a man like me interested, Oh no, no way, uh uhh. No I gotta go out and have fun, At someone elses expense, Oh yeah, yeah yeah, yeah yeah yeah, I drive really slow, In the ultra fast lane, while people, behind me, are going insane. I'm an asshole (he's an asshole, what an asshole) I'm an asshole (he's an asshole, such an asshole) I use public toilets, And I piss on the seats, I walk around in the summer time, Sayin' "How about this heat?" I'm an asshole (he's an asshole, what an asshole) I'm an asshole (he's the worlds biggest asshole) Sometimes I park in handicaped spaces, While handicaped People, make handicaped faces, I'm an asshole (he's an asshole, what an asshole) I'm an asshole (he's a big fucking asshole) Maybe I shouldnt be singing this song, Ranting and raving and carring on, Maybe they're right when they tell me I'm wrong. NAAAHHHHH I'm an asshole (he's an asshole, what an asshole) I'm an asshole (he's the worlds biggest asshole) A-SS-H-O-L-E
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bvb
Aug 28, 2003, 2:48 AM
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In reply to: There's a 54-40 song called Assoholic... krillen, you have just scored MAJOR style points. 54-40, out of Vancouver? i saw 'em at the Tropicana club in olympia in 1984. what a fuccckkkiiing great show. very few people have heard of 'em -- how do you know 'bout 'em????
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ronamick
Aug 29, 2003, 7:08 PM
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In reply to: In reply to: There's a 54-40 song called Assoholic... krillen, you have just scored MAJOR style points. 54-40, out of Vancouver? i saw 'em at the Tropicana club in olympia in 1984. what a fuccckkkiiing great show. very few people have heard of 'em -- how do you know 'bout 'em???? Wow. BVB points. Get 'em while they're hot. A million bvb points and $1.28 gets you a malt liquor tall! I'll stick with the S&H green stamps.
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krillen
Aug 29, 2003, 7:25 PM
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In reply to: In reply to: There's a 54-40 song called Assoholic... krillen, you have just scored MAJOR style points. 54-40, out of Vancouver? i saw 'em at the Tropicana club in olympia in 1984. what a fuccckkkiiing great show. very few people have heard of 'em -- how do you know 'bout 'em???? Canadian baby! we love our homegrown music. My finace has pretty much all of their CD's.
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In reply to: Wow. BVB points. Get 'em while they're hot. A million bvb points and $1.28 gets you a malt liquor tall! I'll stick with the S&H green stamps. And the Ruthless Slam award goes to.......
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Aug 30, 2003, 12:57 PM
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In reply to: In reply to: Wow. BVB points. Get 'em while they're hot. A million bvb points and $1.28 gets you a malt liquor tall! I'll stick with the S&H green stamps. And the Ruthless Slam award goes to....... Ron Amick. Gneiss burrrrrrrn.
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ronamick
Aug 30, 2003, 7:57 PM
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In reply to: In reply to: In reply to: There's a 54-40 song called Assoholic... krillen, you have just scored MAJOR style points. 54-40, out of Vancouver? i saw 'em at the Tropicana club in olympia in 1984. what a fuccckkkiiing great show. very few people have heard of 'em -- how do you know 'bout 'em???? Wow. BVB points. Get 'em while they're hot. A million bvb points and $1.28 gets you a malt liquor tall! I'll stick with the S&H green stamps. It's not a random slam. This is something between me and bvb.
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timstich
Aug 30, 2003, 8:41 PM
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In reply to: In reply to: In reply to: In reply to: There's a 54-40 song called Assoholic... krillen, you have just scored MAJOR style points. 54-40, out of Vancouver? i saw 'em at the Tropicana club in olympia in 1984. what a fuccckkkiiing great show. very few people have heard of 'em -- how do you know 'bout 'em???? Wow. BVB points. Get 'em while they're hot. A million bvb points and $1.28 gets you a malt liquor tall! I'll stick with the S&H green stamps. It's not a random slam. This is something between me and bvb. Yeah, we know. And he never said it was a random slam. He said it was a ruthless slam. Nice double post, BTW. :twisted:
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plackiee
Aug 31, 2003, 8:47 AM
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oh yes, originality is mine!! lol. tho, actually this is just what everyone calls me, so officially it IS my name? that count?? -P
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teddy
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Well to my knowledge im the only Assassin Teddy on the net, although i must say that it didnt seem to appropriate on this forum (its more a first person kill other people type of name :P ) so here i am with the ever common teddy.
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