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Sep 23, 2004, 10:22 PM
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what is your fav problem name or would be your fav problem name if you made one up. i like funny names or stuff like that. what do you think about "but i won three purple hearts?" hahahahaha :lol: (get it)
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numbnut
Sep 23, 2004, 10:25 PM
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"Trolling for skank" in the Ghetto, Boulder Colorado.
"Cream filled man boy" at carter lake.
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stoverstan
Sep 23, 2004, 10:28 PM
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8^)
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stoverstan
Sep 23, 2004, 10:30 PM
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:D
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euthanasia
Sep 23, 2004, 10:35 PM
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Budda's Belly (Lilly Boulders)
Prosecuters will be violated (my future problem)
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dingus
Sep 23, 2004, 10:43 PM
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Of ours:
Arrive Alive
The Disease
Atop (Another Tom Oatman Problem) get it... atop?
DMT
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stoverstan
Sep 23, 2004, 10:43 PM
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:D
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supersonick
Sep 23, 2004, 11:41 PM
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"babies with rabies" is pretty funny
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dorkmaster
Sep 23, 2004, 11:51 PM
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monkeys with squeegees.
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masterjuggler41
Sep 24, 2004, 8:02 PM
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problems I've heard of:
The Sun is in My Eyes
Death to Bugs (I set)
Take that Space Coyote! (I set)
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eyeclimb
Sep 27, 2004, 5:03 AM
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"mmm, hot pants" is probably the funniest i've ever come across
"people eaters unite" is another good one i've seen(the tape used to mark the route was purple) :roll:
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dylanransom
Oct 7, 2004, 9:57 PM
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Here's a few I've done
Wake Up The Monkey And Show Him A Dollar (Louis CK reference)
The Trouble With Midgets (I'm short and this one was reachy)
Sexual Healing (an erotic mantel)
Shoot The Messinger (a friendly jab at a guidebook author J Messinger who made a crack at my bouldering ability in one of his books)
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jeff788
Oct 7, 2004, 10:25 PM
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its a sport route, not a boulder problem:
Necrobestiality in Rock Canyon (thats right... dead animals)
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grover
Oct 7, 2004, 10:41 PM
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Queer unpleasant ranger
Grand theft avacado
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dynoguy
Oct 7, 2004, 10:54 PM
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"Birth Canal" in the Cheif Boulders at Squamish
you have to climb it to get the name
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criscokid
Oct 15, 2004, 7:38 PM
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I like "The Incredible Jonny Butt Nugget" @ Triassic, Utah (check the photos in the area photos)
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goodwholesomeboy
Oct 29, 2004, 9:45 PM
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"Kurt Nobrains" - hueco tanks
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climbhoser
Oct 30, 2004, 12:59 AM
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"Pumped full o'semen" in Hueco Tanks
I also like "Sex After Death..." it conjures up some nasty images
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gunksgoer
Oct 30, 2004, 2:36 AM
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Some problems from local areas around my town are:
Shock the Monkey,
March of the Republicans
Granite Enema (eww, ouch)
Riding the Pig
Slapping the pig's Genitals
(the last 2 conjure up some images dont they.....)
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tnchief
Oct 30, 2004, 2:43 AM
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It's not a funny name in and of itself, but a local bouldering area has several (10-15) problems that are all named
Whiskey Chicken.
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gibsoncd77
Oct 30, 2004, 3:37 AM
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It isnt a boulder problem,
but for his first lead, my friend "Screwed the Pooch" while another friend held the leash, I had the unfortunate job of taking the photos :).
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bandycoot
Oct 30, 2004, 3:50 AM
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Titty Fuck at Stoney Point. It is a very difficult boulder problem that starts as a sit start. You double undercling about a 1' downward pointing dome smear your feet and lift your hips toward your hands to get off the ground.
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sammmy
Nov 8, 2004, 5:34 PM
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"i hate cops" is cool (HP40), but funniest would have to be "godzilla versus mothra stewart" (hound ears)
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ride
Nov 8, 2004, 6:05 PM
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grand theft avocado?? LMAO!!!
and awh.. someone already named titty f--- at stoney point....
if you even try to climb that thing you'll see it is aptly named... well the "tit's" are smaller now, than when I last remember trying it, but you can still tell why it was named that. :D lol
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