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baalzimon
Nov 8, 2004, 6:47 PM
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It may have been a roped route, but "Fuzzy Undercling" still gets a chuckle out of me.
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caveman
Nov 8, 2004, 6:55 PM
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i would have to say the coolest is "My heart grew wings under desert skies" in the happy boulders, west rim
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armsrforclimbing
Nov 8, 2004, 6:57 PM
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"Cheese Eating Surrender Monkeys" at the Niagara Glenn
All of my favorites have something to do with monkeys.
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slhappy
Nov 8, 2004, 7:02 PM
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Assmacker arete,
Son of a choss-a-holic,
on the dinasour egg boulder...
lickalotapuss,
dinosaurass.
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armsrforclimbing
Nov 8, 2004, 7:04 PM
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I like your quote grover, Someone suggested I change mine to: "When the going gets wierd, the pro gets wierder." 8^)
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pbjosh
Nov 8, 2004, 7:15 PM
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Lewd/Funny:
Beer, Pizza and a 3 Foot Toothless Girl
The Dripping Gash
Suck In Dick
Heinous Anus
Good names:
Body Karate
Pumping Monzonite
So High
Try Harder
Crack House
L'Helicoptere
Kung Fu Grip
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crazyfingers
Nov 8, 2004, 7:29 PM
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duct tape
bearded clam
butt rock
peoples choice (named for the carter buses that contiually pass it on the way to the casinos)
refer madness
sucking my will to live
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climbhoser
Nov 8, 2004, 8:34 PM
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Life's About Nothing, Life's About Fucking, and Life's About Cheating...
also, The Sound of One Man Choking
all problems at Morrison
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johnnyrocker
Nov 8, 2004, 9:21 PM
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this is a route but "ode to poopie head" at the red
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clausti
Nov 8, 2004, 9:25 PM
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edit: deleted.
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tim
Nov 12, 2004, 8:41 AM
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In reply to: edit: "tits and beer" is not at the new. it's someplace in nc i think...
It's at Looking Glass.
Speaking of routes, the fine Nuclear Erection on the North Face goes at ''12b'', possibly the hardest free route on the Glass (Glass Menagerie goes at .13a, but has received a second ascent; I don't believe that is the case for NE).
There's a fine line somewhere thereabouts by the name of 'Fist Fuck', but I can't remember right now where it is. Might be out here actually, somewhere in the southern Sierra.
"Cleopatra's Clit" got censored in the local guidebook (IIRC it's somewhere in the Southeast, maybe Alabama or some such -- figures). And it's a classic V3? boulder problem, so there. Thought I was all off topic and shit. No chance.
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johnathon78
Nov 12, 2004, 10:53 AM
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Mary's Placenta, Outright Rape, Chicken S**t, Awww Snap, Thats what I will name my next few boulder problems!
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burntread
Nov 12, 2004, 1:21 PM
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A problem at Hueco Tanks has the name " Pumped Full of Cum"
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imaclimatoo
Nov 12, 2004, 1:48 PM
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Flying Nut Muncher....so named for the cave in the middle of the climb that houses a flying squirrel.
Cherry Popper....My first ever boulder problem.
That's a lot of nuts!
The Mean Vagina....obviously descibing a hold that does so happen to resemble a vagina.
The Shocker....well, i'm sure you can all figure out how this hand hold is supposed to be gripped.
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joeschmoe
Nov 12, 2004, 10:42 PM
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Buddha's ButtCrack -- lilly boulders right next to buddha's belly its not in the guide book, but its what i call it.
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illini
Nov 13, 2004, 1:10 AM
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Out of Sherman's book
ICBJ
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renhoek
Nov 13, 2004, 4:25 AM
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the actual problem is called easy crak is like a v1- crack at boat rock but ive always felt it should be called first rock is free. ive loved crack ever since.
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padge
Nov 13, 2004, 4:38 AM
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BEER FART
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spikeyhair13
Nov 13, 2004, 4:49 AM
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This isnt a boulder problem, but a climb in Minnesota. Called Goofed on shunk weed, funniest one i know
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shaggyj
Nov 13, 2004, 4:52 AM
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At Rocktown, GA
The Vagina
Police Brutality
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new wave hookers
kraft boulders, vegas, nevada
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climbingbetty22
Nov 14, 2004, 6:38 PM
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At this one local area, we had a problem called "Prom Night Shuffle" which sounds pretty benign, but when you do the problem and you have to insert two stacked fingers in a small hole and pull off that...that name has a whole new meaning. I always thought it was cleaver on the part of the guy who put it up to imply something vulgar without overtly doing so.
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on_sight_man
Nov 14, 2004, 7:03 PM
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Boulder probs
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"Fat Bottom Hippy Chicks" - Lost Canyon, Gunnison.
"Supermodel" - Hartmans rocks, Gunnison (beautiful face, I think it's in Hartmans)
Routes
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Cruisin' for Burgers
Best Crack in Gunnison
Lunch at the Y (on Menses Prow at Shelf)
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mped
Nov 30, 2004, 4:49 AM
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Pig F**ker...
somewhere in JTree
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sbclimber
Nov 30, 2004, 5:21 AM
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Praying Mantle
Birth Canal
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