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unabonger
Jan 15, 2005, 1:58 PM
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Internet climbers
Eternally scuffling
Empty cliffs wait patiently
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kimmyt
Jan 15, 2005, 4:07 PM
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Arcee dot commers
We would climb 5.12
If post count was grade
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newbierockstar
Jan 15, 2005, 4:38 PM
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Sad are those who post
JR proclaims that most
Of them are male and single
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edge
Jan 15, 2005, 4:40 PM
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Finger tendons ache
from overuse injuries
I don't even climb!
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edge
Jan 15, 2005, 4:43 PM
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All posers unite!
in the beginner's forum.
Let us kill someone...
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edge
Jan 15, 2005, 4:45 PM
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"I know more than you!"
"You do not, stupid asswipe!"
"STFU n00b!"
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wideguy
Jan 15, 2005, 4:52 PM
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I hate this Haiku
Metered measured silliness
You people need lives. 8^)
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newbierockstar
Jan 15, 2005, 4:52 PM
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Old and young alike
The pervs come 'round at night
To stalk the self-exploited
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newbierockstar
Jan 15, 2005, 4:55 PM
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Pulling on plastic
Real rock so far away
Luck is not a lady tonight
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edge
Jan 15, 2005, 5:01 PM
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In reply to: I hate this Haiku Metered measured silliness You people need lives. 8^)
Bitch slapped on the 'net,
I feel totally worthless.
You hurt my feelings!
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edge
Jan 15, 2005, 5:06 PM
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Shoes, grigris, harness.
Cams, stoppers, rope, helmet, chalk.
Which ones should I buy?
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phillygoat
Jan 15, 2005, 5:07 PM
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Gym hottie walks by
I have just removed my shoes
Humiliation
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newbierockstar
Jan 15, 2005, 5:10 PM
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They all turn to stare as
She struts her new harness
And the TP stuck to her shoe
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wideguy
Jan 15, 2005, 5:30 PM
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In reply to: In reply to: I hate this Haiku Metered measured silliness You people need lives. 8^) b---- slapped on the 'net, I feel totally worthless. You hurt my feelings!
I'm a hypocrite
In my own words is meter.
Edge, please forgive me
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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edge
Jan 15, 2005, 5:55 PM
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In reply to: In reply to: In reply to: I hate this Haiku Metered measured silliness You people need lives. 8^) b---- slapped on the 'net, I feel totally worthless. You hurt my feelings! I'm a hypocrite In my own words is meter. Edge, please forgive me :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
OK, just this once.
Apology accepted.
Now try to behave.
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pinktricam
Jan 15, 2005, 6:25 PM
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In reply to: In reply to: In reply to: In reply to: I hate this Haiku Metered measured silliness You people need lives. 8^) b---- slapped on the 'net, I feel totally worthless. You hurt my feelings! I'm a hypocrite In my own words is meter. Edge, please forgive me :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: OK, just this once. Apology accepted. Now try to behave.
You know what I talk about;
Speaking in haiku!
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unabonger
Jan 15, 2005, 6:39 PM
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Would-be poets!
Not one worthy of title!
Harikari for honor!
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j_ung
Jan 15, 2005, 6:53 PM
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Atop pitch seven,
This turd will wait no longer.
Look out, below me!
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rivercityrni
Jan 15, 2005, 7:26 PM
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I guess no one knows
The pattern is five, seven, five
Not anything else
For syllables per line, I mean.
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climberterp
Jan 15, 2005, 8:02 PM
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High gravity night
Climbing worse than t'other day
Aaargh! Those damn slopers.
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dlintz
Jan 15, 2005, 8:21 PM
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which shoes should I get
how 'bout madrocks any good
try searching dumb shit
d.
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bonin_in_the_boneyard
Jan 15, 2005, 8:32 PM
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In reply to: which shoes should I get how 'bout madrocks any good try searching dumb s--- d.
Nice!
Dedicated to Red Rocks:
Eagle Dance, Ringtail
Levitation Twenty-nine
The Next Century
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dlintz
Jan 15, 2005, 8:33 PM
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beanie pulled down tight
take my picture dude hurry
that's a 10 for sure
d.
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punkin
Jan 15, 2005, 9:58 PM
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stomach rumblin'
just nerves before a big climb
flatulation fest
oh com'on, i know some of you can relate.....
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