Priceless..

Edit: Though this thread seems worthy, I didn't resurrect it with this post--it was already one page 1. Strange..

see, i know you all think this is really funny--and i've noticed how much derision, condecension, and just plain rudeness is directed at new climbers--so my question is this: why bother having a beginner forum in the first place. i know you "experienced" climbers think it's fun to swing your "big" dicks around and belittle anyone who dares attempt to enter your rarified strata of achievement, but it seems to me that all you're doing is compensating for your very tiny (read miniscule, needing microsopes for viewing) penises. if you are annoyed by endless posts about the correct sizing of shoes, DON'T READ THE BLOODY BEGINNER FORUM! YOU all were new to climbing too once, a very very very long time ago, before you were able to (according to you) onsight (free solo of course) 5.11s. did people make fun of you when you were a beginner? if so, do you really need to perpetuate the tradition? does it salve your wounded egos to bully others? is it like some fraternity rite of passage?

perhaps if you were less cultish, more supportive and helpful, you could avoid having to deal with the annoyances that (according to you) new climbers consistently create thereby dragging the sport down into the depths of noob hell. the faster new climbers learn, the less mistakes they make, and the less potential for screwing up YOUR so very much more important ascents. you all just have to face it, there will always be people less experienced than you--ALWAYS. so you have a choice, you can either bitch, whine, and moan about something you can't ever change, or you can take it like men and women, suck it up and shut the f**k up.

i have never read so much hostility directed at people who have an honest desire to better themselves at something. you all should be ashamed of yourselves. and perhaps you should consider therapy to deal with your issues which obviously run deep and probably cause you much stress in other area of your life too. those penis enlargers for which i constantly receive spam might be helpful too.

Yo I just threw up, and not a little bit, and not in my mouth. can I get a barrel of pinapple to go with that walking mound of cottage cheese? and then some eye bleach.

yeah but she can suck a chrome golf ball through a garden hose so don't go talking bad about my sister like that LMFAO JK shes not really my sister.

How the fuck did i miss this thread?
that thing is really good.

Personally i also prefer thight shorts.


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