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For everyone who dosent know... were writing a story, just add on as we go
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So later on..... Wildtrail got out in the batmobile for a stroll and....
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Suddenly his arch enemy, named...
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Capt. Tofu
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jumped in the middle of the road. Wildtrail didnt know who it was at first, so he started to slow down. But then..
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the distinctive odor of bean curd permeated the night air. Wildtrail knew at that moment he...
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was gonna be slapped in the rear end by Capt. Tofu for because last night, Wildtrail and....
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and everyone knows how much Wildtrail loves to be tied up and...
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have speeches and slogans from the Bush administration read to him so he can...
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to Charmonix France.
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Where being spanked by his biker brothers was a cause for celebration not..
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group masterbation with Wildtrail as the focus of attention by all
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his crowning glory, an imposing..
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but somewhat drabbly painted...
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all be it significantly deminished manhood
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he still found the strength to carry on.
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Until one day from out of the blue, his..
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Canadian neighbor, Darran, admitted that the picture was of him being spanked by his master. He openly admitted to being a "bitch" and finally realized just how shitty Canadian beer really is.
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... he decided to get something other than canadian beer and.....
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.. and saw this picture of his old canadian neighbor.
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Meanwhile, an elite fighting force of...
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Canadian soldiers began hurling pieces of canadian bacon
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...at a group of shirtless boulders who had lost their way to the next comp.
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and, climbinanne just happend to be there. well she got alittle pissed off, went to her back pack and pulled out a....
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a weapon not wIdely known about outside Pennsylvania, THE AMISH DEATH RAY!
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Nov 14, 2002, 10:18 PM
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She took aim and fired! all the canadians all of a sudden turned in to..
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ready to be processed into a meat bi product. But before this could happen.............
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wpy71,climbinganne, krack-head, mike, petsfed, petsdog, wildtrail, and iridesantacruz had a bigggggggg feast that night. Of course anne made her chilli...
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Anne had a little too much red wine and began flirting with everybody..
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And Krack-head busted out the Crisco and "the luuuuv mat"; but before he could roll out the mat...........
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Nov 14, 2002, 10:50 PM
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at first it looked like.... http://encarta.msn.com/encnet/refpages/RefMedia.aspx?refid=461568339&artrefid=761557909&sec=-1&pn=1
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of course not... but getting back to the story...
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of course there was the under age people too (like me ) and they dog..
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Iridesantacruz insisted that everyone dance to his new Michael Jackson record
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Michael Jackson sensed the destruction from his Neverland Ranch in California
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who wquickly grabbed his pet monkey bubbles, who bears a striking resemblence to Steve..
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maybe i drank some..... jackson? what was i thinking.. and i do agree.. it did look kinda like steve too.
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Michael and bubbles boarded the Neverland Jet..
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soo.... climbinganne decided to start flirting with the canadian, she started petting him..
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and my leg started to thump
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then anne for some odd reason... gave it some beer... yeah canadians get drunk pretty easily(atleast this one) so it started doing some wierd things like..
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dancing to the sick sound of a familiar tune, hummed by iridesantacruz...and steve shows up with nonoe other than...
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hmmmm hmmm hm hhmmmm hhhhhhmmm
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Michael Jackson and bubbles
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i feel bad for clymber_chk
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So anyway, back at the wall the next morning... We were climbing, and once AGAIN anne forgot to untie her knot ...........
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i'll be fine as long as none of them are michael jackson
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ha ha... so getting back to the story!!
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...hungover and bleary eyed...
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and someone said, "Where did all this goats blood come from, anyway?"
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i replied, thats not goats blood, thats horse blood... we had a... feast last night. There were people throwing things at us, anne turned them into horses... and we had a feast.
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Nothing goes together like a cheap canadian wine and horse meat. Its the premise of all aristocratic catfood you see.
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and we chopped the wood from the carriges.... and made a HUGE bonfire.
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so now that it was light outside, we started to climb the canyon. After alittle while we saw...
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...donkeys loaded with packs full of aid climbing gear, and they were lead by this famous but now forgotten climber...
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WILDTRAIL, but he knew that after this next climb he would be remembered as the GOD he is and the women swooned. Anne begged at Wildtrail's feet for marriage, but alas, he remembered the coffee shop and what she said. He felt hurt. So hurt he...
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decided to make a bet. If he could like the 14.10d he would marry her. So he stepped to the cliff, and...
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was nudged off by Camhead. Before he fell, he peed a little, then plummetted the 2,000 feet to the valley floor, somehow he managed to land safely on a pillow placed there by Bugs Bunny. He stood up, looked up to Camhead and shook his...
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...whole body to get rid of the dust of the canyon. But the donkeys had disappeared down to the canyon, stolen by Crackhead
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so he decided to sit there for a while and smoke a bowl.......
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Wildtrail was in a dilema. So, for rudely pushing him off the 2,000 foot cliff, Wildtrail made Camhead his load hauler. Wildtrail dumped a 300 pounds of aid gear onto him, just like the stock he was. Constantly yanking on Camhead's leash to insure his new mule would follow, he led Camhead to...
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...the top of the canyon where Climbinganne & co were waiting for them. A big steak was waiting for Wildtrail whereas Camhead just got some dry straw...
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and whipped with his leash repetedly until he screamed like a little girl for pushing him off the cliff. Wildtrail sat and enjoyed the night, sharing his steaks and beer with Thomas, but suddenly...
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... saw bugs bunny, he was looking for the person who messed up his pillow. wildtrail responded and bugs bunny...
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...said (of course) "Should have taken that left turn at Albuquerque." Wildtrail then....
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stuffed him into alittle ball, attached him to a camm and put him into the wall.
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Finally, Taz would be able to catch Bugs. Wildtrail thought about that for a while, then let Bugs go. As much as Wildtrail likes torturing small animals, it's setting cats on fire that he really likes. Besides.....
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... he wouldnt want anything to happen to the lovley climbing anne.
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All of a sudden Wildtrail, and IRideSantaCruz look over there shoulder to see something landing in the valley below. It looks like something from star wars. Though Wildtrail and IRideSantacruz know they cant pull out there weapons to attack becuase they will show climbinganne that they really were...
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... ,stickclips made of titanium, the worlds strongest and lightest metal. If Climbinganne were to see those titanium stickclips, she would take them and sell them for more wine. Suddenly it struck Wildtrail and IRide. There was nothing wrong with more wine, so.....
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...now fully "equipped", they spent the night at Climbinganne's drinking some wine. In the morning, they all hopped a plane together for.....
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Mongolia.
"we hear there are mongoloids there!" said wildtrail in a very insensitive and bigoted manner.
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Wildtrail wanted to get them good as he didn't know if they were really Chinese or if they were really Tibetan. Either way, they had to be one and he needed to figure that out, so......
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but their plane was hijacked and instead of mongolia they ended up in
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Wildtrail did his best to disguise himself as a local, donning his burkka.
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But with his burka, he looked like an Afghan woman, which didn't fit with his tallness and his fat belly, so the Iraqian secret forces jailed him; meanwhile, Camhead...
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went back to where climbing anne and iride were sitting around a campfire they made. Cammhead said to us that wildtrail was captured! and we had to get him out somehow, so the first thig i did was grab my stickclips and said let go. I think i have a plan. We can....
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send anne to seduce Saddam Hussein and win wildtrail's freedom.
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said Anne, apparently disgusted by the big moustache of the Iraqian father of the nation.
ANnyway, WIldtrail was still jailed, even if the Iraqian police was for a while puzzled by the false identity of their American hostage. "Who is this Granitegroove, is he a double or triple spy?".
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yeah it could be so much better.... on with the story..
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with anne not being thrilled the original plan a new one had to be formulated quickly.
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starting off again from Thomas---
....Wildtrail climbed up the rope, out of jail, and on to freedom. As they flew, they made a quick pass over Sadam's house and snatched Anne from the disgusting grasp of Sadam and his Bin Laden's goat. Together, they would.....
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iridesantacruz
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have some fun! but later. As soon as Wildtrail and Climbinganne were clear, two jets flew straight past droping mark-82's on bin ladden and took off. Know one knew who these two pilots were, though anne got a glimps on one and thought it was....
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iridesantacruz
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he gave away his identity that he really was..
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wildtrail
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but Anne didn't mind as Sadam and Bin Laden's goat were now dead. Another strike in the favor of capitalism and Anne couldn't help, but notice Wildtrail's.....
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iridesantacruz
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... the pilot laughs at the twos convo...................... After they land on a carrier, and get a plane home. At the airport, anne was very surpirsed to see...
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wildtrail
Nov 18, 2002, 11:43 PM
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Wildtrail's quivering member. She jumped for joy as this is what she's always wanted. Her dreams would finally come true. She was so.....
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iridesantacruz
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taken away! the FBI showed up and needed to talk to her ASAP. Wildtrail got to go too, since he was there for the event. So they walked outside, and jumped on another chopper. A few momments later.....
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being a Harley, had to fill it with more oil. Then..
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iridesantacruz
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over in colorado, under the mountains and all accross the country people were scrambling. Two iraqi jets are going over the border and headed right for the chopper. Seconds later F-16s took off for in bound for the two jets. Wildtrail and Climbinganne were very important people now. So after they took off.....
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Nov 19, 2002, 1:18 AM
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Steve and Anne ejected from their plane and the wind carried them right to the top of Castleton Tower.
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iridesantacruz
Nov 19, 2002, 2:16 AM
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Since IRideSantaCruz got board sitting back at the canyon anne picked out, he decided to track them.. that big feast wasnt for nuttin! ha ha they got trackers. So i went to the tower before they were there. So when they landed anne and steve were shocked......
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mike
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to find IRideSantaCruz flaking a rope. Steve was worried about the rap so he gave Steve a special anti-gravity climbing harness in case his hand grew tired from the long brake to the ground.
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iridesantacruz
Nov 19, 2002, 2:53 AM
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as IRideSantaCruz, and Wildtrail got ready for the rap, anne said screw this and jumped off. Me thinking she was crazy at first, but then i relized that she still had her parachute from the ejection cuase she used the chair's parachute. So now that Wildtrail and IRide were ready they started to rappell and suddenly....
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the rope snapped and they realized that they were only rapping down a flight of stairs, but with the proper back up they had rigged there was only a minor rub burn.Once they felt all safe and secure as if they were.....
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sitting in a tub with rubber duckies, songs of childhood washing through the pain and suffering which was sure to follow, BUT then after mere moments...
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Nov 19, 2002, 3:43 AM
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Wildtrail let one ripe ...It could be heard from IRideSantacruz "this is no F ing jacuzzi and keep your gases to yourself"... After the heated words peace is restored and you can see our fearlous friends....
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wildtrail
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chuggin beers by the case, sitting on the floor drunk, in yet another filthy stip club hell hole. If it weren't for the delicious banana splits Anne rubs all over herself, she wouldn't even be twirling around those poles, but.....
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wildtrail
Nov 19, 2002, 11:56 AM
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...she was doing it all for charity. The charity of the Norman Faith. They were out of weed for the Bowl of Purity and that was bad! If Don found out.....
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....and to visit his Mom who just moved there. Bless the bowl, babes, bikinis. Life was good, but.....
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iridesantacruz
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he was out of weed!.. So now Climbinganne and IRideSantaCruz needed somthing to do, all of a sudden anne got and idea......
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wildtrail
Nov 19, 2002, 1:05 PM
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....they would play hopscotch for money in the streets to raise the funds needed to get a whole pound of that green funky stuff. It would be known in the X-Games as "Trick Hopscotch" as they would put on the biggest competition ever. All they needed to do it was.....
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iridesantacruz
Nov 19, 2002, 9:35 PM
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get some chalk, and some stones! So now anne and chris were playing in the street when...
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...Clymber (Lew) arrived on the scene in his special pink hopscotch shoes with little jingle bells on them. Lew just so happened to be the 1989 Hopscotch State Champion. Now Chris and Anne really would be.....
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... and now with the three of them, they would challenge people to the game for money, then made quite a bit of money with way. But the next day....
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wildtrail
Nov 19, 2002, 11:24 PM
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...someone had stolen Lew's shoes! This angered Wildtrail and he grabbed his Louisville Slugger and began his man hunt. This shoe thief was none other than.....
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iridesantacruz
Nov 19, 2002, 11:33 PM
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cammhead! I tried to stop wildtrail with his mad rampage, i gave him anne's whole beloved rack and he.....
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mike
Nov 20, 2002, 12:02 AM
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started sewing Camhead up. Steve didn't miss a placement.
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iridesantacruz
Nov 20, 2002, 12:14 AM
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iridesantacruz was still really sad over anne's death. He decided that he would plan the ceriomny. She would be bearied ontop of he beloved cliff.....
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wildtrail
Nov 20, 2002, 4:40 AM
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*okay, Anne screwed it up*
*continuing*
...in Pennsylvania, close to Penn State University, where she acheived her degree in.....
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...guiding in the city of rocks. She also was a wine scholar but her favorite thing to drink was.......
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wildtrail
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...goat's milk as she had a goat fetish. Goat's milk, goat cheese pizza, fried goat hooves, you name it. Still to this day.....
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iridesantacruz
Nov 20, 2002, 4:32 PM
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goats. We also decided to let her rest in peace with all of her gear, but there was one problem.....
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Anne wasn't really dead. It was all a ruse by the CIA to throw Iraq off her trail. She was the best undercover weapon inspector in the whole United States.
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wildtrail
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With experience all the way back the Reagan administration. Anne could tear into an arms warehouse like an Ethiopian into a box of Wheat Thins. Still, she had to find.....
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iridesantacruz
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.....herself! we had the fake, but no one knew where the real anne was. Wildtrail posted a help on search for anne thread. He got alot of people to help. A week past and....
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wildtrail
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.....they finally found her at her home in Pennsylvania where she had locked herself in the basebent with a fresh batch of fried goat hooves and asparagus. This is strange, everyone thought. Why would Anne.....
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eat asparagus, she hated it...
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.... maybe it was a hoax, why would the real anne be at her home!?! Wildtrail, I , and Cammhead decided to search for Climbinganne at the one place she loved, City of rocks. So the next morning...
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wildtrail
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.....the three of us all hoped into the Mystery Machine, ate some Scooby Snacks, and made our way to City of Rocks, ID. There we would find her, but if not we would have to.....
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the three adventurers were the best partners ever. So she
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.....yearned for her heros. She had missed them so much that she dreamed nightly about how much better of climbers they were than a guy who's legs shake on the rock. Anne now knew her purpose in life. To satisfy.....
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herself! That night we decided to do alittle night climbing. All of a sudden someone yelled ROCK! but know one knew what it was, since rock can mean anything falling, once it fell they saw what it was. It was.....
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everyone jumped for joy when they heard the news that Anne was going to
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.....one that ends sadly with bruised fruit and jealous women. Women unlike the lovely Anne who would always be.....
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Now this is where the story gets confusing!
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and all of a sudden, the same naked man whore showed up with a note! Wildtrail reconized him from last time. The note read...
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.....KABOOM!.....
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ruining my story eh?
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As Phillycheese and Elvislegs neared the top of their long route they heard a large boom from the direction of Wildtrail, Anne and company.
"What the hell are they doing down there?"
Asked Sean
"I think Steve was climbing with his laptop so he could SPRAY, and climb, and up his post count, at the same time." Replied Phil. "Musta caught up with his weak skills."
"Oh," said Sean with a disinterested shrug, and they continued without another thought about the "Peanut Butter and Jelly Gang."
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iridesantacruz
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Later on they realize that WildTrail brought alittle firepower up to the top of his route..
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Which was a two pitch 5.4 "classic alpine line"
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Nov 21, 2002, 11:44 PM
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Touche'
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iridesantacruz
Nov 21, 2002, 11:51 PM
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that 5.4 was hard man!
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.....but I managed, as always, to scrape and scratch my way to the top. Another 5.4 onsight complete. I rule, thought Wildtrail.
However, he noticed that elvislegs and phillycheese were in tears. When he asked elvislegs why, he received the response that he and phillycheese were just so honored to be in Wildtrail's presence that they couldn't hold the emotion back.
Realizing that they were chumps compared to Wildtrail's grand onsights of the world's 5.4 classic alpine lines, they were considering committing suicide by jumping from the cliff in Wildtrail's honor.
Wildtrail stopped them from doing it. After all, the world needs all forms of climbers. Even if they do suck in comparison of Wildtrail.
Wildtrail told elvis and philly to stop crying, shared a few beers with them, and.....
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.....and the Norman Bowl of Purity.....
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iridesantacruz
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all with the canadian.
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wildtrail
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Elvislegs knew the Canadian well. They had been friends since childhood. They used to share baths together, but he wish he could share a bath with her now because she was.....
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blosumed! She was beatiful now, and half drunk.....
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...and elvis was getting a little "edgy". Just then, camhead took her away to his tent and elvis was angered. He had seen her first, they grew up together for Chrissake! I guess his lack of 5.4 onsight ability turned her off. If only he was a hero like Wildtrail. Some day maybe elvis would be able to.....
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...Stop laughing so hard and open his beer. This could take a while...
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