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unabonger
Jan 15, 2005, 1:58 PM
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Internet climbers
Eternally scuffling
Empty cliffs wait patiently
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kimmyt
Jan 15, 2005, 4:07 PM
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Arcee dot commers
We would climb 5.12
If post count was grade
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newbierockstar
Jan 15, 2005, 4:38 PM
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Sad are those who post
JR proclaims that most
Of them are male and single
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edge
Jan 15, 2005, 4:40 PM
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Finger tendons ache
from overuse injuries
I don't even climb!
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edge
Jan 15, 2005, 4:43 PM
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All posers unite!
in the beginner's forum.
Let us kill someone...
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edge
Jan 15, 2005, 4:45 PM
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"I know more than you!"
"You do not, stupid asswipe!"
"STFU n00b!"
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wideguy
Jan 15, 2005, 4:52 PM
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I hate this Haiku
Metered measured silliness
You people need lives. 8^)
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newbierockstar
Jan 15, 2005, 4:52 PM
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Old and young alike
The pervs come 'round at night
To stalk the self-exploited
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newbierockstar
Jan 15, 2005, 4:55 PM
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Pulling on plastic
Real rock so far away
Luck is not a lady tonight
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edge
Jan 15, 2005, 5:01 PM
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In reply to: I hate this Haiku Metered measured silliness You people need lives. 8^)
Bitch slapped on the 'net,
I feel totally worthless.
You hurt my feelings!
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edge
Jan 15, 2005, 5:06 PM
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Shoes, grigris, harness.
Cams, stoppers, rope, helmet, chalk.
Which ones should I buy?
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phillygoat
Jan 15, 2005, 5:07 PM
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Gym hottie walks by
I have just removed my shoes
Humiliation
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newbierockstar
Jan 15, 2005, 5:10 PM
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They all turn to stare as
She struts her new harness
And the TP stuck to her shoe
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wideguy
Jan 15, 2005, 5:30 PM
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In reply to: In reply to: I hate this Haiku Metered measured silliness You people need lives. 8^) b---- slapped on the 'net, I feel totally worthless. You hurt my feelings!
I'm a hypocrite
In my own words is meter.
Edge, please forgive me
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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edge
Jan 15, 2005, 5:55 PM
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In reply to: In reply to: In reply to: I hate this Haiku Metered measured silliness You people need lives. 8^) b---- slapped on the 'net, I feel totally worthless. You hurt my feelings! I'm a hypocrite In my own words is meter. Edge, please forgive me :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
OK, just this once.
Apology accepted.
Now try to behave.
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pinktricam
Jan 15, 2005, 6:25 PM
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In reply to: In reply to: In reply to: In reply to: I hate this Haiku Metered measured silliness You people need lives. 8^) b---- slapped on the 'net, I feel totally worthless. You hurt my feelings! I'm a hypocrite In my own words is meter. Edge, please forgive me :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: OK, just this once. Apology accepted. Now try to behave.
You know what I talk about;
Speaking in haiku!
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unabonger
Jan 15, 2005, 6:39 PM
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Would-be poets!
Not one worthy of title!
Harikari for honor!
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j_ung
Jan 15, 2005, 6:53 PM
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Atop pitch seven,
This turd will wait no longer.
Look out, below me!
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rivercityrni
Jan 15, 2005, 7:26 PM
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I guess no one knows
The pattern is five, seven, five
Not anything else
For syllables per line, I mean.
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climberterp
Jan 15, 2005, 8:02 PM
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High gravity night
Climbing worse than t'other day
Aaargh! Those damn slopers.
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dlintz
Jan 15, 2005, 8:21 PM
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which shoes should I get
how 'bout madrocks any good
try searching dumb shit
d.
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bonin_in_the_boneyard
Jan 15, 2005, 8:32 PM
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In reply to: which shoes should I get how 'bout madrocks any good try searching dumb s--- d.
Nice!
Dedicated to Red Rocks:
Eagle Dance, Ringtail
Levitation Twenty-nine
The Next Century
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dlintz
Jan 15, 2005, 8:33 PM
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beanie pulled down tight
take my picture dude hurry
that's a 10 for sure
d.
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punkin
Jan 15, 2005, 9:58 PM
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stomach rumblin'
just nerves before a big climb
flatulation fest
oh com'on, i know some of you can relate.....
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melodicllama
Jan 15, 2005, 11:53 PM
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In reply to: I guess no one knows The pattern is five, seven, five Not anything else For syllables per line, I mean.
hypocritical?
that was 5,8,5 for sure
unless i cant count...
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napoleon_in_rags
Jan 16, 2005, 12:13 AM
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Hands with nasty scabs
Big F**kin Bleedin Flappers
Thanks Joshua Tree
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costellobr
Jan 16, 2005, 1:47 AM
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Lust in a cheap motel
climbed that today
in lovely NC weather
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unabonger
Jan 16, 2005, 2:23 AM
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In reply to: I guess no one knows The pattern is five, seven, five Not anything else
Arguably correct
Other formats are accepted
Certainty makes fools.
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newbierockstar
Jan 16, 2005, 3:31 AM
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The page cannot be found
So sayeth the big blue E
Become a supporting partner
Twenty bones will be the fee
(OK, OK, I know it's not haiku per se, but UB said all formats were accepted!!)
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newbierockstar
Jan 16, 2005, 4:00 AM
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So Ron Jeremy
Who says Marge would even want
Your hairy fat a$$?
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newbierockstar
Jan 16, 2005, 5:14 AM
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Love among the rocks
He's her prince of trad and sport
Distance is a bitch
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dlintz
Jan 16, 2005, 5:26 AM
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my name is germ free...
thrutch clutch over the lip
dirtnap by the creek
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tattooed_climber
Jan 16, 2005, 5:34 AM
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i dream of the crags
with rack and rope; an hour drive
squamish here i come
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pancaketom
Jan 16, 2005, 5:35 AM
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my hands get so black
when belaying with my rope
time to wash it off
yellow alien
you fit where nothing else will
you are my saviour
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kachoong
Jan 16, 2005, 5:38 AM
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stumble from the dunny
what? can't be all that funny
they point and laugh. what?
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pancaketom
Jan 16, 2005, 5:38 AM
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padding on a slab
that bolt must be here somewhere
runouts frighten me
Tom turns out haiku
so fast it makes your head spin
around like a top
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dlintz
Jan 16, 2005, 5:51 AM
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silent but the wind
sorting thoughts revelation
should've tied some knots
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newbierockstar
Jan 16, 2005, 6:02 AM
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Four hundred posts now
Adrenaline junkie no more
That much closer to pathetic
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dlintz
Jan 16, 2005, 6:59 AM
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In reply to: Four hundred posts now Adrenaline junkie no more That much closer to pathetic
post willy nilly
poo filled trophies are given
newbie's no newbie
:wink:
d.
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rivercityrni
Jan 16, 2005, 4:14 PM
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In reply to: In reply to: I guess no one knows The pattern is five, seven, five Not anything else For syllables per line, I mean. hypocritical? that was 5,8,5 for sure unless i cant count...
Hypocritical?
Yes, very. You got me there!
I am humbled, thanks.
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napoleon_in_rags
Jan 16, 2005, 6:07 PM
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Epic Haiku
Fall Killed Partner
Stranded at Camp4. At Least
We have meat tonight!
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kachoong
Jan 16, 2005, 10:55 PM
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climb, not an option
the rain, it falls endlessly
internet, save us!
chalk up and ready
focus, launch, slice through the air
I stick it.... I awaken :(
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wingnut
Jan 17, 2005, 1:42 PM
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I stick the tiny edge.
Almost. finger sketches, whole
Hand slips, falling aaaaahhhhhhh!
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bonin_in_the_boneyard
Jan 17, 2005, 3:49 PM
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In reply to: Epic Haiku Fall Killed Partner Stranded at Camp4. At Least We have meat tonight!
Dude, that is fucked up
He uses the royal 'we'
Hannibal Lechter
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napoleon_in_rags
Jan 18, 2005, 12:47 AM
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In reply to: In reply to: Epic Haiku Fall Killed Partner Stranded at Camp4. At Least We have meat tonight! Dude, that is f--- up He uses the royal 'we' Hannibal Lechter
Me Myself and I
Ate Liver with Fava Beans
And Nice Chianti.
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amber
Jan 18, 2005, 1:05 AM
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In reply to: I guess no one knows The pattern is five, seven, five Not anything else
horrible haiku -
count your syllables before
chastising others.
edited to add:
someone else called it.
guess i should read the whole thread
before responding.
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unabonger
Jan 18, 2005, 3:47 AM
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In reply to: In reply to: I guess no one knows The pattern is five, seven, five Not anything else horrible haiku - count your syllables before chastising others. edited to add: someone else called it. guess i should read the whole thread before responding.
I'd also like to point out that 5-7-5 is not the only acceptable format for haiku's. The form of poetry is from the Japanes culture, and there has been debate regarding the number of syllables to translate the form.
Also, a haiku should ideally arouse a distinct emotion, and offer a somewhat spiritual insight or image, (often involving the natural world) as opposed to a narrative of events.
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Suffer your haikus
mangled jangling in my head
mine are even worse
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unabonger
Jan 18, 2005, 3:51 AM
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In reply to: In reply to: I guess no one knows The pattern is five, seven, five Not anything else horrible haiku - count your syllables before chastising others. edited to add: someone else called it. guess i should read the whole thread before responding.
I'd also like to point out that 5-7-5 is not the only acceptable format for haiku's. The form of poetry is from the Japanes culture, and there has been debate regarding the number of syllables to translate the form.
Also, a haiku should ideally arouse a distinct emotion, and offer a somewhat spiritual insight or image, (often involving the natural world) as opposed to a narrative of events.
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Suffer your haikus
mangled jangling in my head
mine are even worse
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amber
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In reply to: I'd also like to point out that 5-7-5 is not the only acceptable format for haiku's. The form of poetry is from the Japanes culture, and there has been debate regarding the number of syllables to translate the form. Also, a haiku should ideally arouse a distinct emotion, and offer a somewhat spiritual insight or image, (often involving the natural world) as opposed to a narrative of events. --- Suffer your haikus mangled jangling in my head mine are even worse
emotion, arousal
suffer the beauty of structure,
fail when too abstract.
balance is the key.
too specific, and suffer
the haiku-bonger
where children will weep
from the scorn of his passion
at your bad haiku.
...
the western world has
ruined my haiku aptitude.
my apologies.
narrate, articulate -
these are my passions for writing.
thus, my bad haiku.
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haiku stuff aside,
bonger need not reply twice
to drive the point home.
arg, i cannot stop.
the syllables are racing
through my non-haiku brain.
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bonin_in_the_boneyard
Jan 18, 2005, 6:22 AM
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Spam glistens pinkly
Cat taps it with wary paw
To see if it's dead
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kachoong
Jan 18, 2005, 6:31 AM
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we will indeed learn
oh masters of stone and word
creativity
one day to the next
with guidance, heal our shite text
pure complexity
such days come to end
post to thread rather than send
projects that haunt me
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amber
Jan 18, 2005, 6:37 AM
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omfg
this haiku is worse than mine
my mom would be proud.
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kimmyt
Jan 18, 2005, 2:59 PM
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I heard it is said
that only in Japanese
use five seven five
and most important
using a seasonal word
to bring nature in
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edge
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In reply to: and most important using a seasonal word to bring nature in
Spring upward in Fall
Winter cold sucks monkey balls
Summer good; some aren't.
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kimmyt
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Campbells and saltines
is there anything better?
Mmm cracker soup paste
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jbird
Jan 18, 2005, 6:19 PM
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work work work work work
I get no loving
please let me go home
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shakylegs
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Log on here again
Frustration boils over
Servers are down
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jbird
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the only thing more
irritating than rc com
is no rc com WAH
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jbird
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the only thing more
irritating than rc com
is no rc com WAH
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jbird
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the only thing more
irritating than rc com
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