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tucsonalex
Feb 11, 2004, 8:58 PM
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In reply to: Does anybody else hear Bon Jovi's "Living on a Prayer" or GnR's "Welcome to the Jungle" when they look at that, or is it just me? ;) Bon Jovi all the way. He looks a little too dorky for the GnR. LOL :D
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edge
Feb 11, 2004, 9:02 PM
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In reply to: I just got a fantastic idea for MY profile pic. Be back in ten minutes. Someone send out a posse for robgordon. He posted this at 1:03 and hasn't been seen since. Maybe he was looking for a profile pic of Jimmy Hoffa?
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edge
Feb 11, 2004, 9:04 PM
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I'm thinking Skynyrd and "Saweeet Home Alerbammer"
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climbsomething
Feb 11, 2004, 9:20 PM
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In reply to: I'm thinking Skynyrd and "Saweeet Home Alerbammer" ACK!!!! that song takes over my brain like possessed maggots! :lol:
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climbsomething
Feb 11, 2004, 10:54 PM
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Update!! pipsqueekspire, who was already looking strong in the deatholette thread, just gave himself a little boost of GumbyCredibility (a.k.a., Gumedbility!) with this little nugget: http://www.rockclimbing.com/forums/viewtopic.php?p=630802&highlight=#630802 I hereby declare my intention to buy a keg of beer to anybody who topropes off of pipsqueek's deatholette-and-10-ovals anchor and lives. (anybody who attempts this challenge and dies, yor next of kin will NOT receive the prize!)
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tucsonalex
Feb 11, 2004, 11:09 PM
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In reply to: If you want a TR a rack here is my sugestion 2x25-30 feet of 1inch tubular webbing OR 30 feet of 11mm static line 2x 15 feet webbing 2 double lenght slings- sewn or made 10-15 oval biners- most verstile and cheapest 2 lockers for various points- NOT the master point always use three ovals here (one in opposition)!! Much better for the rope and STRONG!! Thats all you need if the routes are bolted! All that for a TR with a 2 bolt anchor? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!
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robgordon
Feb 11, 2004, 11:43 PM
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In reply to: In reply to: I just got a fantastic idea for MY profile pic. Be back in ten minutes. Someone send out a posse for robgordon. He posted this at 1:03 and hasn't been seen since. Maybe he was looking for a profile pic of Jimmy Hoffa? Yeah, so like, long story short, my profile pic is now "evidence" and I'm not allowed to go in the flower shop across the street anymore.
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charley
Feb 11, 2004, 11:54 PM
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. What, no shoe catagory? :lol:
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tucsonalex
Feb 12, 2004, 12:04 AM
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In reply to: Yeah, so like, long story short, my profile pic is now "evidence" and I'm not allowed to go in the flower shop across the street anymore. Long or not, we wanna hear it.
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jt512
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In reply to: Update!! pipsqueekspire, who was already looking strong in the deatholette thread, just gave himself a little boost of GumbyCredibility (a.k.a., Gumedbility!) with this little nugget: http://www.rockclimbing.com/forums/viewtopic.php?p=630802&highlight=#630802 I hereby declare my intention to buy a keg of beer to anybody who topropes off of pipsqueek's deatholette-and-10-ovals anchor and lives. (anybody who attempts this challenge and dies, yor next of kin will NOT receive the prize!) I love this! Real time gumby tracking. We should make this a permanent feature of the site. -Jay
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climbsomething
Feb 12, 2004, 12:43 AM
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In reply to: What, no shoe catagory? :lol: Hey, that could work! Gumby Shoe Theory Achievement Award. I will personally look after this category. I will take into consideration: 1) if they wear the standard n00b shoes (Spires, Cliffs), 2) if they flail on the occasional gym or silo climb but still have high-end shoes (i.e., 5.10 Dragons or V10s; Sportiva Miura or Testarossa), and 3) if they start threads asking what kind of shoe they should get, and/or start a specific _____ vs. _____ thread. Bonus points also available for wearing socks! :twisted:
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climbsomething
Feb 12, 2004, 12:52 AM
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In reply to: In reply to: Jay, you just made me "LOL" in the library!! Some posts are just generally stupid though. Like the above quoted examples that Alex dug up- what category would that fall into? For conspicuous achievement in the area of "Talking out of your ass". This reminds me- perhaps this should include, or be divided into subcategories, to include: Single Most Foot-in-Mouth Statement by a Gumby The dillweed who asked Curt if he'd ever led a route was looking pretty solid for this honor.
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robgordon
Feb 12, 2004, 1:01 AM
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Good climbsomething. We'll call it the "wildtrail classic".
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climbsomething
Feb 12, 2004, 1:31 AM
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Wow. A Gumby Award nomination- once again, for scubasnyder. But click on the area name and you'll see scuba claims to be one of the FAists in the area too. :shock:
In reply to: Doubting reality Difficulty: 5.5 Protection: Top rope/someone needs to bolt it Description: Theres many different routes on this wall, from 5.4-5.10, you pick your poison, check the picture, ill try to put up eveyr climb here but there much better stuff to climb HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. Holy shit, dude. scuba is crushing the competition all Kerry-style.
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crotch
Feb 13, 2004, 5:47 PM
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New entry: http://www.rockclimbing.com/forums/viewtopic.php?topic=51836&forum=23
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robgordon
Feb 13, 2004, 5:56 PM
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take it easy man, he has an obsessoin for climbing Anyone know what that is?
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welshcorgi
Feb 13, 2004, 6:00 PM
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I'm thinking if you put scubasnyder and climbobsessoin on opposite ends of the same rope, then you'd have the world's dumbest clothesline.
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crazygirl
Feb 13, 2004, 6:03 PM
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[quote="climbsomething Gumby Shoe Theory Achievement Award. I will personally look after this category. I will take into consideration: 1) if they wear the standard n00b shoes (Spires, Cliffs), 2) if they flail on the occasional gym or silo climb but still have high-end shoes (i.e., 5.10 Dragons or V10s; Sportiva Miura or Testarossa), and 3) if they start threads asking what kind of shoe they should get, and/or start a specific _____ vs. _____ thread. i nominate this one for the Shoe Theory http://www.rockclimbing.com/forums/viewtopic.php?t=37200
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climbsomething
Feb 13, 2004, 6:25 PM
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In reply to: I'm thinking if you put scubasnyder and climbobsessoin on opposite ends of the same rope, then you'd have the world's dumbest clothesline. oooh. good one! :lol:
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climbsomething
Feb 13, 2004, 6:31 PM
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In reply to: New entry: http://www.rockclimbing.com/forums/viewtopic.php?topic=51836&forum=23 Nice. Yep, he's now in the running for the "Incoherent..." award:
In reply to: what your look on the rock fall danger. cause if ya think about it, it's pretty dangerous. In my opinion, if it misses you it didn't happen and if it hits you proly have nothin to worry about.
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tucsonalex
Feb 13, 2004, 7:49 PM
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Good one Jay, I had forgotten about that post.
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tucsonalex
Feb 13, 2004, 8:07 PM
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Oops.
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