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dondiego
Sep 17, 2002, 6:35 PM
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Do not be distracting the guard of the royal body or she will have to be replaced and as for you bartender-boy, The Holy Cleaning Service might be paying you a visit.
-S D=
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deafclimber
Sep 17, 2002, 6:42 PM
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i dont care what u think who i am. i make ppl happy at cafe. wanna some water, don ?
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dondiego
Sep 17, 2002, 6:47 PM
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Would the Sicilian in the room please make himself known.
-S D-
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deafclimber
Sep 17, 2002, 6:49 PM
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he might be at RR...
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climbinganne
Sep 17, 2002, 6:59 PM
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replace me????
you can't replace me don...but i think you should replace the holy hit man... he's over at the church cleansing his soul already...which is where i think we should be...coffee break is over dude..there are souls to be saved!!!!!
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deafclimber
Sep 17, 2002, 7:09 PM
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righto, anne !
dondiego, if u dont like this place, then go to church, but u r welcome to stay here. i found your silican is on climbing wall behind this cafe. again, want some water ?
[edit: spelling]
[ This Message was edited by: deafclimber on 2002-09-17 12:45 ]
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wildtrail
Sep 17, 2002, 7:41 PM
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The Sicilian is in the room.
What do you ask of me, my Lord?
Are my "cleaning" services needed? Removal, perhaps, of those "undesirables" that I spoke of?
The Holy Hit Man awaits his orders.
Careful, Anne! The Holy Hit Man cannot be replaced. "Once you enter the family.....there's not gettin' out!"
At your service, my Lord.
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climbinganne
Sep 17, 2002, 7:49 PM
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steve: don't call him lord dude...he doesn't like it
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wildtrail
Sep 17, 2002, 7:53 PM
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But...yeah, you're right. I am his son and everything (hence, "The Holy Man"). I'm also the "cleaner" (hence, "The Holy Hit Man").
You're right, Holy Bodyguard.
Dad, The Holy Hit Man awaits your orders!
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dondiego
Sep 17, 2002, 9:05 PM
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Take out the guy behind the counter. Give him a big noogy and then a wedgie. If he's learned his lesson, let him back in. Leave Anne to me. I think she needs the kind of discipline only I can give. He he!
-Santo Diego-
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oldandintheway
Sep 17, 2002, 9:08 PM
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Ah, Boss? Sra. Diego on line two, George Dubya on three, and Jerry Falwell on five.
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dondiego
Sep 17, 2002, 9:17 PM
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Tell Dubya I'm busy making peace in the Middle East, Falwell the we aren't contributing again, and the wife that I found out about the plot to have me killed and the St. Steven should be with her soon.
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oldandintheway
Sep 17, 2002, 9:22 PM
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Ok. Uh, your Mrs. was rambling on about humming furry animales running all around and biting her. Sounded like she said "fur stoal my a$$" then she starting screaming again.
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deafclimber
Sep 18, 2002, 12:40 AM
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hon, i found new recipe for u.
JAVAMEISTER:
1 oz. Jagermeister
8 oz. coffee or espresso
Whipped cream
Add 1 oz. Jagermeister to a steaming hot cup of coffee or espresso. Top with whipped cream.
wanna some ?
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polarwid
Sep 18, 2002, 8:55 PM
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Ummm. does this place have a john? I gotta go real bad...
Ahhh, much better!!!
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oldandintheway
Sep 18, 2002, 9:00 PM
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Reminds of a biz trip I took to Alabama. Called the front desk to complain about a plumbing problem in the room. Told them I got a leak in the sink and they replied "Well, go right ahead."
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deafclimber
Sep 18, 2002, 9:09 PM
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another way - take a leak into pitcher.
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polarwid
Sep 18, 2002, 9:20 PM
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Hit me up with a cold ALASKAN AMBER...I am parched
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