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sitting in a tub with rubber duckies, songs of childhood washing through the pain and suffering which was sure to follow, BUT then after mere moments...
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Nov 19, 2002, 3:43 AM
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Wildtrail let one ripe ...It could be heard from IRideSantacruz "this is no F ing jacuzzi and keep your gases to yourself"... After the heated words peace is restored and you can see our fearlous friends....
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wildtrail
Nov 19, 2002, 11:45 AM
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chuggin beers by the case, sitting on the floor drunk, in yet another filthy stip club hell hole. If it weren't for the delicious banana splits Anne rubs all over herself, she wouldn't even be twirling around those poles, but.....
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wildtrail
Nov 19, 2002, 11:56 AM
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...she was doing it all for charity. The charity of the Norman Faith. They were out of weed for the Bowl of Purity and that was bad! If Don found out.....
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wildtrail
Nov 19, 2002, 12:04 PM
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....and to visit his Mom who just moved there. Bless the bowl, babes, bikinis. Life was good, but.....
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iridesantacruz
Nov 19, 2002, 12:46 PM
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he was out of weed!.. So now Climbinganne and IRideSantaCruz needed somthing to do, all of a sudden anne got and idea......
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wildtrail
Nov 19, 2002, 1:05 PM
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....they would play hopscotch for money in the streets to raise the funds needed to get a whole pound of that green funky stuff. It would be known in the X-Games as "Trick Hopscotch" as they would put on the biggest competition ever. All they needed to do it was.....
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iridesantacruz
Nov 19, 2002, 9:35 PM
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get some chalk, and some stones! So now anne and chris were playing in the street when...
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wildtrail
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...Clymber (Lew) arrived on the scene in his special pink hopscotch shoes with little jingle bells on them. Lew just so happened to be the 1989 Hopscotch State Champion. Now Chris and Anne really would be.....
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iridesantacruz
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... and now with the three of them, they would challenge people to the game for money, then made quite a bit of money with way. But the next day....
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wildtrail
Nov 19, 2002, 11:24 PM
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...someone had stolen Lew's shoes! This angered Wildtrail and he grabbed his Louisville Slugger and began his man hunt. This shoe thief was none other than.....
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iridesantacruz
Nov 19, 2002, 11:33 PM
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cammhead! I tried to stop wildtrail with his mad rampage, i gave him anne's whole beloved rack and he.....
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mike
Nov 20, 2002, 12:02 AM
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started sewing Camhead up. Steve didn't miss a placement.
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iridesantacruz
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iridesantacruz was still really sad over anne's death. He decided that he would plan the ceriomny. She would be bearied ontop of he beloved cliff.....
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wildtrail
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*okay, Anne screwed it up*
*continuing*
...in Pennsylvania, close to Penn State University, where she acheived her degree in.....
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phillycheese
Nov 20, 2002, 5:13 AM
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...guiding in the city of rocks. She also was a wine scholar but her favorite thing to drink was.......
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wildtrail
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...goat's milk as she had a goat fetish. Goat's milk, goat cheese pizza, fried goat hooves, you name it. Still to this day.....
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iridesantacruz
Nov 20, 2002, 4:32 PM
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goats. We also decided to let her rest in peace with all of her gear, but there was one problem.....
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mike
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Anne wasn't really dead. It was all a ruse by the CIA to throw Iraq off her trail. She was the best undercover weapon inspector in the whole United States.
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wildtrail
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With experience all the way back the Reagan administration. Anne could tear into an arms warehouse like an Ethiopian into a box of Wheat Thins. Still, she had to find.....
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iridesantacruz
Nov 20, 2002, 10:34 PM
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.....herself! we had the fake, but no one knew where the real anne was. Wildtrail posted a help on search for anne thread. He got alot of people to help. A week past and....
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wildtrail
Nov 20, 2002, 10:45 PM
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.....they finally found her at her home in Pennsylvania where she had locked herself in the basebent with a fresh batch of fried goat hooves and asparagus. This is strange, everyone thought. Why would Anne.....
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eat asparagus, she hated it...
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iridesantacruz
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.... maybe it was a hoax, why would the real anne be at her home!?! Wildtrail, I , and Cammhead decided to search for Climbinganne at the one place she loved, City of rocks. So the next morning...
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wildtrail
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.....the three of us all hoped into the Mystery Machine, ate some Scooby Snacks, and made our way to City of Rocks, ID. There we would find her, but if not we would have to.....
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