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Reborn the Vulgarians??


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Reborn the Vulgarians??

You were sadly mistaken if you thought they were ever dead...


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Oh my.

I think I'm in love again today.

Not with Jeff or Cracklover.

Who? Little ol' me??

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They were laughing about all the slang terms they knew for a guy beating up a woman while (or after - I'm not sure) getting a blow-job.

Haha! Strawberries and Cream definitely follows a successful blowjob.

Jeff

No, no, no Jeff, its a raspberry danish!!!

By the way cracklover- I kinda enjoyed the sausage party!!! :righton:


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Who? Little ol' me??

Ah, I was wondering about that. Not too shabby. :)


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Well, I have to say this is one of the better trip reports I have read to date. Love the climbing in style, the furthest I have gotten was climbing in my skivies due to the heat. Nice work. I have been wanting to try the nude thing on the sharp end but need a partner in crime.

Too bad climbingbetty is out east, attractive-single-climbing females don't appear aound these parts very often. We are usually relegated to trying to convert the non-climbing women..with less than stellar results I might add.


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Ha-ha :lol:

Glad to see this novel tradition lives on...thanks for the TR!


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...Curt, just send 'er my way. I want to do it again, in the daylight this time, and I don't want it to be a "sausage party".

GO

As if. I intend to do it with her myself. 8^)

Curt

You misunderstand - I was talking about climbing Shockley's, not your friend. :P

And you never get good pics without a third in the party. 8^)

GO


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Such a good TR!

Nice story(as well as the bit of history) and photos. Very enjoyable read.


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They were laughing about all the slang terms they knew for a guy beating up a woman while (or after - I'm not sure) getting a blow-job.

Haha! Strawberries and Cream definitely follows a successful blowjob.

Jeff

No, no, no Jeff, its a raspberry danish!!!

By the way cracklover- I kinda enjoyed the sausage party!!! :righton:

I always knew it as S & C, never heard the raspberry danish reference. Never thought it would come to RC.com though. How about a 'rusty trombone', or the 'Rodeo!", the ever infamous, at least down here by the border "Dirty Sanchez!"

Ohhh and the standard absymal indirect sexual invitation is mandated here, "I've got a sausage party for ya!" -Odelay!


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I fail to see how punching a girl in the nose after she's gone down on you would be pleasurable to either party.

Me, I'd rather repay her in kind. But maybe that's just me. :roll:

GO


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GO your thread is getting hijacked man! Nice TR!

fwiw, if one really tries to imagine the acts that you guys are talking about, they're not so funny. The fact that there is actually a term for these fictitious acts is amusing. Donkey Punch, for instance...funny.


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Who? Little ol' me??

damn straight, darlin'...and damn those black bars...

and so as not to leave out the fellas--best display of machismo i've seen on the site. i am not a man.

i'm gonna go boulder naked at the campus rock gym on monday as a salute :shock: to all of ya'll.

jj


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I fail to see how punching a girl in the nose after she's gone down on you would be pleasurable to either party.

Me, I'd rather repay her in kind. But maybe that's just me.

Ohhh...it isn't just you....it's them who are in the minority. They are out there...the S&M crowd has plenty of them...in fact I have met women that prefer it to get a little rough...although this falls into the really rough department. Diving for Clams! KoolAid Man says - "Ohhh Yeaahh!"


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Ladies, let this be a lesson. If you let a guy take your pic. naked, it will end up on the internet. :oops: I noticed there are more pics of her than the othe two. :roll: Perv. :lol: :lol:


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Ladies, let this be a lesson. If you let a guy take your pic. naked, it will end up on the internet. :oops: I noticed there are more pics of her than the othe two. :roll: Perv. :lol: :lol:

the Question I ask is why????Why???Why do i have to have this dude (who needs a bra by the way) and his buddies imprinted on my mind now....please someone delete this...for the love of the young children that read this website...get these three dudes outta here...


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Ladies, let this be a lesson. If you let a guy take your pic. naked, it will end up on the internet. :oops: I noticed there are more pics of her than the othe two. :roll: Perv. :lol: :lol:

Nonsense. Your post makes no sense at all. First, both Jeff and Christa were very clear with me that they were okay, or I never would have posted the pics, or the story. Second, there is one pic of the three of us together, and one pic of each of us, individually. If you want to accuse me of anything, accuse me of vanity for including an extra pic with an expanded shot of my Gray Dick!

G:lol:


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when i had only read the tile i had planned to slam you for climbing drunk, but i respected the act so much and the story was not writen like a bragging drunk frat boy (as many are) but rather in the spirtit of tradition and adventure...
all i can say is well done...


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Ladies, let this be a lesson. If you let a guy take your pic. naked, it will end up on the internet. :oops: I noticed there are more pics of her than the othe two. :roll: Perv. :lol: :lol:

Nonsense. Your post makes no sense at all. First, both Jeff and Christa were very clear with me that they were okay, or I never would have posted the pics, or the story. Second, there is one pic of the three of us together, and one pic of each of us, individually. If you want to accuse me of anything, accuse me of vanity for including an extra pic with an expanded shot of my gray dick!

G:lol:
I stand corrected. The Quotes of her pic made me think you took more of her. I knew your freinds probably ok'd the post. I was just kidding w/ all the ladies out there. I'll try hardon next time..I mean harder :wink:


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Ladies, let this be a lesson. If you let a guy take your pic. naked, it will end up on the internet. :oops: I noticed there are more pics of her than the othe two. :roll: Perv. :lol: :lol:

Nonsense. Your post makes no sense at all. First, both Jeff and Christa were very clear with me that they were okay, or I never would have posted the pics, or the story. Second, there is one pic of the three of us together, and one pic of each of us, individually. If you want to accuse me of anything, accuse me of vanity for including an extra pic with an expanded shot of my Gray Dick!

G:lol:

I'll accuse you of putting in those stupid black bars! Hey bro...how much for the uncensored versions? LMAO


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when i had only read the tile i had planned to slam you for climbing drunk, but i respected the act so much and the story was not writen like a bragging drunk frat boy (as many are) but rather in the spirtit of tradition and adventure...
all i can say is well done...

Thanks. The title was designed for the rc.com front-page. The original title for my TR, as published on gunks.com, was " Shockley's - August 2005; a Tribute to Dick Williams".

I figured the TR would speak for itself, whatever the title was.

Anyway, thanks!

GO


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Ladies, let this be a lesson. If you let a guy take your pic. naked, it will end up on the internet. :oops: I noticed there are more pics of her than the othe two. :roll: Perv. :lol: :lol:

Nonsense. Your post makes no sense at all. First, both Jeff and Christa were very clear with me that they were okay, or I never would have posted the pics, or the story. Second, there is one pic of the three of us together, and one pic of each of us, individually. If you want to accuse me of anything, accuse me of vanity for including an extra pic with an expanded shot of my Gray Dick!

G:lol:

I'll accuse you of putting in those stupid black bars! Hey bro...how much for the uncensored versions? LMAO

The creepy porn guys have my new website set up already.

Just go to http://www.idneverdothat.com and have your credit cards at the ready!

G:roll:


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Too bad climbingbetty is out east, attractive-single-climbing females don't appear aound these parts very often. We are usually relegated to trying to convert the non-climbing women..with less than stellar results I might add.

I'd have to agree with you on all of your remarks. That and she's not too hairy looking either. Yowza!


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...Curt, just send 'er my way. I want to do it again, in the daylight this time, and I don't want it to be a "sausage party".

GO

As if. I intend to do it with her myself. 8^)

Curt
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

My black bars will be so much smaller :P


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Too bad climbingbetty is out east, attractive-single-climbing females don't appear aound these parts very often. We are usually relegated to trying to convert the non-climbing women..with less than stellar results I might add.

No worries, attractive-single-climbing males don't appear around these parts very often either. :roll: I consider myself 'geographically challenged' when it comes to dating...


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And you never get good pics without a third in the party. 8^)

Don't worry about the third (female) party just for the 'good pics', they're absolutley neccessary to avoid the "two naked dudes alone in the bush playing with ropes and cameras in the moonlight" situation... :shock:

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