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kansasclimber
May 6, 2006, 4:22 PM
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miavzero, someone has told u too much! Most of those are correct, excpet for the ones about God. I cannot compare to him, since he has all the FA's of all the routes in the world.... After all a routes setter has to try out his masterpieces after he sets them right??.. Anyways im done with this topic... Ill admit i have had fun messin' around with it, but in all seriousness, i am coming out and I will climb hard... The motivation and the strength inside of me is.... INCREDIBLE,, I feel like I can do anything.. I know it doesnt mean much, but here at the gym in kansas (http://www.kansascliffclub.com), I have set soo many hard routes and problems, and have sent soo many of them, im sick and tired of setting improbable routes, and then sending them a week later... Im ready Colorado, here i come!
Stephen
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boombewm
May 6, 2006, 5:40 PM
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hahaha, tools.
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coloredchalker
May 6, 2006, 7:13 PM
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Kansasnorris needs a concealed weapons permit to wear shoes.
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miavzero
May 8, 2006, 6:05 AM
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when god has an undoable red tag, he allows kansasclimber to pay him for the bolts.
half dome used to be a full dome, until kansasclimber karate chopped it and threw the other half into the Yucatan.
the crack of fear formed when the twin owls could not handle the pressure of kansasclimber's glare.
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climbinginchico
May 8, 2006, 6:22 AM
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On your gym website I see you've put up one 12, two 11b's, and a few 10's.
Impressive. 5.15 quivers in your presence. :lol:
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climbcolo
May 10, 2006, 7:39 PM
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this is just too funny
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kenjo
May 11, 2006, 11:57 PM
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Go Kansas! Tear it up, little buddy.
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sick_climba
May 12, 2006, 3:01 PM
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In reply to: On your gym website I see you've put up one 12, two 11b's, and a few 10's. Impressive. 5.15 quivers in your presence. :lol:
And that's gym.... not real rock... lol, the rock in Colorado is mostly sharp and the routes get INSANELY hard lol good luck dood, you're gunna need it :roll:
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wjca
May 12, 2006, 3:26 PM
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In reply to: ... The motivation and the strength inside of me is.... INCREDIBLE,, I feel like I can do anything.. Im ready Colorado, here i come!
Can you take a piss without having to sit on the toilet?
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timstich
May 14, 2006, 9:16 PM
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Kansasclimber, why did you even start this thread so far out from when you would be in Colorado? I'm already bored with the outcome. Tooooo drawn out!
"I'm gonna bla, bla, bla..."
http://cache.eonline.com/...ine.david.050806.jpg
KANSASCLIMBER IS THE DAVID BLAIN OF CLIMBING!
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timd
May 17, 2006, 11:44 PM
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Well, what about a trip report about all those class 3 scrambles ( 5.14D if your from Kansas) that you tore up while you were here?
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boombewm
May 18, 2006, 12:52 AM
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what are you implying about people from kansas? living in kansas just makes us more aggressive when we get onto the real stuff. Come down to KCC and check out what we call a v10.
Stephen is a good guy, you should be honored for him to downgrade all your routes.
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angry
May 18, 2006, 1:29 AM
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Well, unless tough guy meant June, he never contacted me.
I clearly stated that failure to contact me could only mean he feared me. Is he so strong that he didn't want to waste his time working 5.13 traditional routes?
Fucking boulderer, I know old men who could school the shit out of you.
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cosmiccragsman
May 18, 2006, 1:30 AM
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Colorado is going to kick Kansasclimbers butt so bad, that he will be clicking his heels together, and chanting, there's no place like home, there's no place like home..... :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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cosmiccragsman
May 18, 2006, 1:35 AM
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I noticed that too, Angry. Seems like he is all talk and spray. Him and his dog Toto are probably holed up in a tornado shelyer someplace. :lol: :twisted:
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jimfix
May 18, 2006, 1:40 AM
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I hope KANSASCLIMBER is going to stop by texas and kick Chuck Norris's butt too.
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cosmiccragsman
May 18, 2006, 1:41 AM
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I noticed that too, Angry. seems like he is all talk and spray.
Kansasclimber and his dog Toto are probably holed up in a Tornado shelter someplace. :lol: :twisted:
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colotopian
May 18, 2006, 3:32 AM
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In reply to: I hope KANSASCLIMBER is going to stop by texas and kick Chuck Norris's butt too.
This is good fiction. Kick Chuck Norris's ass! Right, possible.... maybe in bizzaro world or some bass-ackward place like kansas.
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timd
May 22, 2006, 8:34 PM
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WELL!!!
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kansasclimber
May 26, 2006, 2:23 AM
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Okay so im back in kansas now but only for a lil bit, im taking a supervisor position on a new entreprise wall here in kansas, so i have to be here when entreprise comes out....OK, About the climbing.... Wow, and o so easy guys. I dont think you people understand what kansas does for u in climbing.. It makes you strong, and motivated! Being on plastic all the time sucks!!! So when i feel stone, its on! My first stop was the millenium boulder in red rocks ampitheatre, to do moonchild 10/11, then after that was done it was to estes park, to mess around on angry man and other easy classics in that area, i had to let me finger heal from moonchild becasue of the sharp pockets. But rest assured i will have many more sends for u guys k?? Dont cry!!
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angry
May 26, 2006, 2:29 AM
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Dude, I thought it was fun playing your little Burt Bronson game for a minute. Then I look at shit like this and just get pissed. You barely even qualify as a climber. Fuck, are you that stupid that you actually took a trip to colorado from kansas to boulder?
You think you're a good climber because you've got strong fingers. Big fucking deal.
Bouldering don't mean shit jackass. Tell me, what did you send? I mean routes.
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dirtineye
May 26, 2006, 10:03 AM
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God I love kansasclimber!!!
He's my new hero, sorry angry, you've been demoted.
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anykineclimb
May 26, 2006, 12:11 PM
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I think Kansasclimber and Collegekid are this sites best Trolls.
They're pretty good at stirrign up shit and everyone bites..
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wjca
May 26, 2006, 12:21 PM
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Did you wear those sweet BluBlockers on your send?
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kansasclimber
May 26, 2006, 1:09 PM
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well yes your right, as of right now, i have not done any routes. I headed up to do coyote then there-after work anaconda on the twin owls, but its closed for raptors nesting. Im waiting for that to be lifted. So ill be doing walls, dont worry about that. I already have yellow wall, and the honey moon is over in my sites, plus classics like spear me the details, and other misc. climbs such as this, but i guess it doesnt do me much good on here telling u about them until i do them, so ill let u know, and try not to get so ANGRY would ya?? Im just a climber with fire in his eye.
Stephen
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