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camhead
Jan 30, 2013, 4:55 AM
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climbs4fun wrote: snoopy138 wrote: holy shit, how did they get a picture uv kel's cat? Wrong breed. Wrong fur color. Wrong eye color. My cat doesn't have a smushed face. My cat is way cuter.
IS your cat cuter than this ptftw?
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camhead
Jan 30, 2013, 4:56 AM
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I didn't think so.
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camhead
Jan 30, 2013, 4:57 AM
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pertect with the ugly cat.
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snoopy138
Jan 30, 2013, 5:54 AM
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climbs4fun wrote: snoopy138 wrote: holy shit, how did they get a picture uv kel's cat? Wrong breed. Wrong fur color. Wrong eye color. My cat doesn't have a smushed face. My cat is way cuter.
sure looks like devl kat yore cat.
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lena_chita
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Jan 30, 2013, 3:15 PM
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camhead wrote: lena_chita wrote: camhead wrote: dr_feelgood wrote: drivel wrote: facebook wrote: A liberal Muslim homosexual ACLU lawyer professor and abortion doctor was teaching a class on Karl Marx. “Before class begins, you must all get on your knees and worship Marx and accept that he is the most highly-evolved being in history, even greater than Jesus Christ!”, said the professor. It was then that a brave, patriotic, pro-life Navy SEAL/NASCAR champion who served over 12 million tours of duty and understood the necessity of war and supported every military decision ever made by the United States stood up and held up a rock. “How old is this rock?” he asked. The arrogant professor smirked quite smugly and Jewishly and said “4.6 billion years, you stupid Christian!” and the class laughed and laughed. But then the Navy SEAL said “You’re wrong! God created this rock 5,000 years ago! If, as you say, evolution is true and this rock is 4.6 billion years old, it should have turned into an animal by now” The professor was visibly shaken. He dropped his chalk and his copy of The Origin of Species, and stormed out of the lecture hall crying liberal crocodile tears. The students all applauded and registered Republican that very day while simultaneously accepting Jesus Christ as their lord and savior. An eagle named “Small Government” flew into the room and perched atop an American flag that the professor had forgotten to burn. The Pledge of Allegiance was read several times. God himself walked into the classroom and enacted a flat tax across the land. The professor lost his tenure and was fired. He then died of the gay plague AIDS, and is spending eternity in a lake of hellfire. And what was that Navy SEAL’s name? Albert Einstein. Amen. Semper Fi. God Bless America. Drill, Baby, Drill. Ha! If you love America, forward this to everyone you care about! Snopes has proven that this story is true! Oh god! (abs have gone into spasming, you are killing me) REALLY? Yup, good ab (rip, pocibll) workout, definitely. And here's more background, since you probably didn't have any annoying relatives forwarding this shit to you back in 2002. http://www.snopes.com/religion/einstein.asp
Yeah, you are right. I get forwarded stuff on flax oil and the importance of positive attitude, not the stuff about pro-life navy SEAL Enistein standing up to Jewish marxist feminazi.
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cracklover
Jan 30, 2013, 4:03 PM
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Awesome! I fear I may be the face. D'oh!
GO
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caughtinside
Jan 30, 2013, 4:37 PM
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snoopy138 wrote: camhead wrote: carabiner96 wrote: camhead wrote: lena_chita wrote: granite_grrl wrote: camhead wrote: Also, computer woes: My five year old macbook is very slowly getting senile, mostly on the internetz. I stopped using chrome a few months ago, because the google overlordz decided to stop providing updates for my OS, the flash player stopped being up to date, and every time I went to a website, a bar would pop up at the top telling me this fact. So I moved to Firefox, which evidently gets like 8 mpg or something like that. Every time I watch any animation or go to a website with a lot of bells and whistles on Firefox, the fan starts whiring, and within five minutes the browser slows to the point of like a 5 second lag for every keystroke or mouse click. Not sure if this means that Russians have infiltrated teh Firefox or not, but this does not happen on Chrome. So yeah, as soon as we've paid medical bills, paid for plane tix to jorb interviews, sold the condo, and gotten jobs, totally buying a new computer. I do with that my old computer could act a bit more like my old truck, though, for the time being. Oddly our PC laptop is older than your Mac (ours was bought when Nathan and I moved in together in the fall of 2005) and it's still going. Can't watch movies on it and the CD/DVD drive is broken, but still going. That must of beed some good Russian porn you found. Racist! Let's not jump to conclusion about camhat's pron preferences. I am, however, willing to consider the fact that camhead with his liberal arts education may not have known how to use an incognito mode... And I don't want to jinx myself, but my laptop is aslo older than camhead's, and also not a mac, and also seems not to suffer from planned obsolescence just yet. I am familiar with incognito/private browsing. I use it when I go to perezhilton, oprah.com, rockandice, or any other site that I'll be embarrassed about going to. I'm not sure what it wrong, other than the porbelm comes from running Firefox and the encountering flash player stuff. Something about firefox thinking it needs to use all my RAM to view youtube videos, even 10 minutes after I've watched that video. Ha! I'm not the only one here that read's Perez Hilton! You are the only person here to read Perez Hilton. I sure as hell don't, and if you don't believe me, you can check my browser history. let's not just assume that CI doesn't read that shit.
meh. I only get the big time celeb gossip that shows up on the yahoo or cnn homepage.
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climbingtrash
Jan 30, 2013, 4:43 PM
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granite_grrl wrote: caughtinside wrote: camhead wrote: climbingtrash wrote: suck it doc! I'm not Doc, though I am, in fact, a Doctor. So am I, as is snupes, soon tew be drizzle. Is Lena teh doktor? I feel under educated.
There, there.
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climbingtrash
Jan 30, 2013, 4:44 PM
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I feel I'm 60 pages under educated.
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climbingtrash
Jan 30, 2013, 4:51 PM
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tripperjm wrote: camhead wrote: trashy's PTFTW is DENIED! As it shood be.
Bad lip reading dot com iz pretty grate. Jack, is THIS ewe?
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drivel
Jan 30, 2013, 4:56 PM
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climbingtrash wrote: I feel I'm 60 pages under educated.
you could just give up, and fuck off, and not come back.
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dr_feelgood
Jan 30, 2013, 5:10 PM
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drivel wrote: climbingtrash wrote: I feel I'm 60 pages under educated. you could just give up, and fuck off, and not come back.
And then go choke on a dick at the glory hole of your choosing.
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meatbomz
Jan 30, 2013, 5:18 PM
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caughtinside wrote: snoopy138 wrote: caughtinside wrote: heh. I was listening to the Dirtbag diaries yesterday. The new podcast was about the disneyland matterhorn climbers. They brought back the program and were auditioning climbers. The gal was talking about how all these LA badasses showed up and were spraying up down left and right. She went on to say how one of the dudes was even on the cover of the new Joshua Tree guidebook. LOL. Had to be the coverboy! there are about 8 "new Joshua Tree guidebooks". The Vogel West is barely even new anymore. THere may be many covers, but there is only one coverboi.
truth
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meatbomz
Jan 30, 2013, 5:20 PM
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tripperjm wrote: camhead wrote: biweekly hangbored report: Had a really good sesh today. Am up to 35 lbs added on all three and four-finger holds, though am still a bit behind on my shallow two-fingered nemeses. But the 35 lb thing is a milestone, because it means I'm climbing as if I'm 200 lbs. I may actually start easing off on the weight a bit, though, since I don't want to peak too soon (I always have a problem of, wait, no never mind). And, if I start doing less weight, it will start becoming more of an endurance kind of thing, which will benefit the spring RRG season. Which really depresses me, that there will be a spring RRG season; unfortunately, the combination of in tents footwork and ledgy terrain at the NRG just scares me, so this spring may be more steep thuggy stuff to get back into it. Oh well. Also, LENA! Have you tried what the Beastmaker guys call "Encores"? It's basically Frenchies for the hangbored: with each rep, you do a different elbow angle. Manderson was skeptical about them because the changes of angle result in not enough maximum load on your fingers for each set, but I'm thinking that, since I cannot climb otherwise, it is simulating more the strength that I need not just to hold a grip, but to pull and move off of it. Erie Guardless, they're pretty hard. Ok, that's awl. I had such a good sesh, and Drivel is out of town, that I'm going to _____, eat some ice cream, and watch some netflix. Muthuh fuckahs. Awl I heard wus.... spray, spray, spray, I'm a dirty little bitch.
I see tripper jim is verging on respectibility
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meatbomz
Jan 30, 2013, 5:25 PM
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dr_feelgood wrote: dr_feelgood wrote: damn. no seeds. Or do I?
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snoopy138
Jan 30, 2013, 5:25 PM
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lena_chita wrote: camhead wrote: lena_chita wrote: camhead wrote: dr_feelgood wrote: drivel wrote: facebook wrote: A liberal Muslim homosexual ACLU lawyer professor and abortion doctor was teaching a class on Karl Marx. “Before class begins, you must all get on your knees and worship Marx and accept that he is the most highly-evolved being in history, even greater than Jesus Christ!”, said the professor. It was then that a brave, patriotic, pro-life Navy SEAL/NASCAR champion who served over 12 million tours of duty and understood the necessity of war and supported every military decision ever made by the United States stood up and held up a rock. “How old is this rock?” he asked. The arrogant professor smirked quite smugly and Jewishly and said “4.6 billion years, you stupid Christian!” and the class laughed and laughed. But then the Navy SEAL said “You’re wrong! God created this rock 5,000 years ago! If, as you say, evolution is true and this rock is 4.6 billion years old, it should have turned into an animal by now” The professor was visibly shaken. He dropped his chalk and his copy of The Origin of Species, and stormed out of the lecture hall crying liberal crocodile tears. The students all applauded and registered Republican that very day while simultaneously accepting Jesus Christ as their lord and savior. An eagle named “Small Government” flew into the room and perched atop an American flag that the professor had forgotten to burn. The Pledge of Allegiance was read several times. God himself walked into the classroom and enacted a flat tax across the land. The professor lost his tenure and was fired. He then died of the gay plague AIDS, and is spending eternity in a lake of hellfire. And what was that Navy SEAL’s name? Albert Einstein. Amen. Semper Fi. God Bless America. Drill, Baby, Drill. Ha! If you love America, forward this to everyone you care about! Snopes has proven that this story is true! Oh god! (abs have gone into spasming, you are killing me) REALLY? Yup, good ab (rip, pocibll) workout, definitely. And here's more background, since you probably didn't have any annoying relatives forwarding this shit to you back in 2002. http://www.snopes.com/religion/einstein.aspYeah, you are right. I get forwarded stuff on flax oil and the importance of positive attitude, not the stuff about pro-life navy SEAL Enistein standing up to Jewish marxist feminazi.
Other than some intensely zionist stuff from one of my uncles (that has stopped in the past few years), I've managed to mostly avoid nonsense from dumb relatives.
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snoopy138
Jan 30, 2013, 5:27 PM
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meatbomz wrote: tripperjm wrote: camhead wrote: biweekly hangbored report: Had a really good sesh today. Am up to 35 lbs added on all three and four-finger holds, though am still a bit behind on my shallow two-fingered nemeses. But the 35 lb thing is a milestone, because it means I'm climbing as if I'm 200 lbs. I may actually start easing off on the weight a bit, though, since I don't want to peak too soon (I always have a problem of, wait, no never mind). And, if I start doing less weight, it will start becoming more of an endurance kind of thing, which will benefit the spring RRG season. Which really depresses me, that there will be a spring RRG season; unfortunately, the combination of in tents footwork and ledgy terrain at the NRG just scares me, so this spring may be more steep thuggy stuff to get back into it. Oh well. Also, LENA! Have you tried what the Beastmaker guys call "Encores"? It's basically Frenchies for the hangbored: with each rep, you do a different elbow angle. Manderson was skeptical about them because the changes of angle result in not enough maximum load on your fingers for each set, but I'm thinking that, since I cannot climb otherwise, it is simulating more the strength that I need not just to hold a grip, but to pull and move off of it. Erie Guardless, they're pretty hard. Ok, that's awl. I had such a good sesh, and Drivel is out of town, that I'm going to _____, eat some ice cream, and watch some netflix. Muthuh fuckahs. Awl I heard wus.... spray, spray, spray, I'm a dirty little bitch. I see tripper jim is verging on respectibility
he's 7k+1 away from respektabiliteh
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snoopy138
Jan 30, 2013, 5:29 PM
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snoopy138 wrote: dr_feelgood wrote: drivel wrote: climbingtrash wrote: I feel I'm 60 pages under educated. you could just give up, and fuck off, and not come back. And then go choke on a dick at the glory hole of your choosing. we really ought to be testing teh dead utards theory with grupe.
worst case scenario: he doesn't die. still banzed, so there's that positive.
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meatbomz
Jan 30, 2013, 5:29 PM
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tripperjm wrote: carabiner96 wrote: meatbomz wrote: === GU complete === I'm on the iYup at work so I can't be bothered to quote the original offending post, but FUCK EWE, DONNY!! knot to werry, donny won't stick around. he doesn't has whut it takes... and we will awl be poynting and laughing at him. he'll discover rollerblading or lawn bowling and it will be teh next greatest thing.... just like awl teh other 'next greates't things he has awl ready given up on.
It's what I due. Though I think my project is up here in the next 2-4 weeks and it's rhode trip thyme!
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snoopy138
Jan 30, 2013, 5:30 PM
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meatbomz wrote: tripperjm wrote: carabiner96 wrote: meatbomz wrote: === GU complete === I'm on the iYup at work so I can't be bothered to quote the original offending post, but FUCK EWE, DONNY!! knot to werry, donny won't stick around. he doesn't has whut it takes... and we will awl be poynting and laughing at him. he'll discover rollerblading or lawn bowling and it will be teh next greatest thing.... just like awl teh other 'next greates't things he has awl ready given up on. It's what I due. Though I think my project is up here in the next 2-4 weeks and it's rhode trip thyme!
have you considered potrero?
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meatbomz
Jan 30, 2013, 5:31 PM
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tripperjm wrote: meatbomz wrote: carabiner96 wrote: meatbomz wrote: === GU complete === I'm on the iYup at work so I can't be bothered to quote the original offending post, but FUCK EWE, DONNY!! Yez. That's it. Give in to yore anger. Your butthertz pleases me. ewe are knot teh dark lord.... oh look donny, there a shiney penny rolling down teh street, maybe ewe shood chase it?
Don't hate on teh bewbs. Or hate on me when the girls rub them on me.
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meatbomz
Jan 30, 2013, 5:32 PM
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tripperjm wrote: meatbomz wrote: lena_chita wrote: meatbomz wrote: granite_grrl wrote: carabiner96 wrote: granite_grrl wrote: So it looks like pipes are frozen. Went out and bought a space heater to see if they'll come back to life but I'm not holding my breath. Dang. It was 70* here today. Yeah, it's been snowing for 4 days straight here. Its pretty nippley here. It's nippley AND snowing here 4 days in a row. Heffe and Daniel took turns on Tuesday to shovel the driveway. It took 2.5 hrs, mostly bc they kept coming inside to thaw. Luckily the rest of the week hasn't been too bad, about 45-50 min in the morning does the job, and temps are at least in double-digits. The weird thing is, 5 miles away it is barely half as much snow as there is on my driveway. And I put it for the record that i still went dancing on the night when the temp was 2F, not counting windchill nonsense. I hit the tango scene last night too as I was feeling better. Also tonight after the rawk jim. We've been doing this group thing that has morphed into me teaching which I'm not that into. So I think we'll do a couple more Thursdays and be done with it. It's been a pretty sweet last six months or so with that whole scene. There's this famous teacher who came up here to live for a few months and I have this whole bromance thing going on with him and rock it now with the tango ladies as a result. I'm sorry donny, but ewe just make me wunt to puke.
^^ see previous comment on bewbs
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meatbomz
Jan 30, 2013, 5:33 PM
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tripperjm wrote: caughtinside wrote: snoopy138 wrote: caughtinside wrote: heh. I was listening to the Dirtbag diaries yesterday. The new podcast was about the disneyland matterhorn climbers. They brought back the program and were auditioning climbers. The gal was talking about how all these LA badasses showed up and were spraying up down left and right. She went on to say how one of the dudes was even on the cover of the new Joshua Tree guidebook. LOL. Had to be the coverboy! there are about 8 "new Joshua Tree guidebooks". The Vogel West is barely even new anymore. THere may be many covers, but there is only one coverboi. this iz korrect
gewed
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