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inoe_overhang
May 10, 2006, 8:13 PM
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:lol:
one day two climber have an accident...
One climber fall down to the crave
Climber one : Hey dude are okay? (from the top of the crave)
climber Two : Yes, but my foot was broke
Climber one : Oh shit, how but your hands? can u grab the crack around you?
climber Two : Poor me, my hand was broke too...
Climber one : hhmmm (while thinking)..oke i'll take down the rope, u can use your teeth and bite the rope....And the rope transferred down to the climber two..
climber Two : hhmmm...oke i try (he take the rope with the teeth and bite it)
5 m....10 m.....25 m...and almost finish...
Climber one : Hey Dude, are still there ?
Climber Two : Yes i'am (and then,,,aaarrhhhhhggg##@$$@@$..)
Free fall
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double
May 10, 2006, 9:15 PM
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In reply to: :lol: one day two climber have an accident... One climber fall down to the crave Climber one : Hey dude are okay? (from the top of the crave) climber Two : Yes, but my foot was broke Climber one : Oh s---, how but your hands? can u grab the crack around you? climber Two : Poor me, my hand was broke too... Climber one : hhmmm (while thinking)..oke i'll take down the rope, u can use your teeth..And the rope transfered down to the climber two.. climber Two : hhmmm...oke i try (he take the rope with the teeth) 5 m....10 m.....25 m...and almost finish... Climber one : Hey Dude, are still there ? Climber Two : Yes i'am (and then,,,aaarrhhhhhggg##@$$@@$..) Freee fall :shock:
WTF?
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geobum
May 10, 2006, 10:52 PM
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In reply to: :lol: one day two climber have an accident... One climber fall down to the crave Climber one : Hey dude are okay? (from the top of the crave) climber Two : Yes, but my foot was broke Climber one : Oh s---, how but your hands? can u grab the crack around you? climber Two : Poor me, my hand was broke too... Climber one : hhmmm (while thinking)..oke i'll take down the rope, u can use your teeth..And the rope transfered down to the climber two.. climber Two : hhmmm...oke i try (he take the rope with the teeth) 5 m....10 m.....25 m...and almost finish... Climber one : Hey Dude, are still there ? Climber Two : Yes i'am (and then,,,aaarrhhhhhggg##@$$@@$..) Freee fall :shock:
this is a hard act to follow
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bighigaz
May 24, 2006, 2:52 AM
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Okay, I have another one... it's sort of an adaptation, but I like it:
So a lonely climber is learning to cope with the loss of an eye after loosing it in a rock fall incident. Despite his apprehension about his temporary wooden eye, his buddy convinces him to "get back in to the swing of things" by mingling with some regulars at the local crag.
At the crag, the climber watches for a few minutes, then spots a pretty girl who looks to be in need of a belay. At first he is apprehensive, until his friend points out that she has a wooden leg. Impressed by her tenacity, and feeling they have somewhat to relate, he approaches her and asks "would you like a belay?"
She responds excitedly "Would I?!"
Uphauled, he retaliates: "Peg leg, peg leg!"
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psycholomo
May 24, 2006, 3:58 AM
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"My nuts are too small and I have no friends"
True story. . .
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stickyfingerz
May 24, 2006, 4:19 AM
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What's the difference between an onion and a climber?
No one cries when you chop up a climber.
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