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CANADA
“You’re like Americans without money.”
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SPAIN
“So, this is the country that’s not Portugal? Wow.
Your women can shave if they want to, right?
Where can I get some Cheez Whiz nachos?”
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SOUTH AFRICA
“I liked it better the other way.”
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MEXICO
“What's that smell?”
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SAUDI ARABIA
“Would you like to see my designs for a solar powered car?
Is it legal to beat your wives here, or what?”
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RUSSIA
“Is it always this cold and economically devastated?”
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UZBEKISTAN
“Can you spell Uzbekistan?”
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mccarthykm
Mar 10, 2005, 8:04 PM
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I hate to interupt sub-zero's run but here's a long one:
three army general are called in to discuss their upcoming retirement. The commanding officer says "gentlemen, as a special thanks from the government, we are prepared to offer you an additional bonus for your outsanding work throughout the years. The government is going to pay you and extra $10,000 for every inch of a single measurement on your body."
The three generals are of course suprised by this unusual bonus. So the first general steps up and says "I'd like to be measured from the top of my head down to my toes." The measurement takes place and the general walks away with a check for $72,000 for being 6 feet tall.
The second says "I'd like to measured from finger tip to finger tip." So he streatches out his arms, the measurement takes place, and walks out with a check for $78,000 for reaching 6 1/2 feet.
The third general says "I'd like to be measured from the edge of my penis to the base of my balls." The comanding officer thinks this is strange but agrees. So the general drops his pants and the comanding officer reaches into to measure when he says "General.....you don't have any testicles!!!" and the general replies "I know, I left those over in Vietnam."
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GREECE
“I hear this place is a less expensive version of Italy."
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AFGHANISTAN
“Seriously, where is the real country… where is everything?”
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JAPAN
“What’s Hiroshima? Is that a kind of sushi?”
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“How can we stop Mel Gibson? Is there a cure?”
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And finally one for my own country.
AMERICA
“Was John Wayne gay?”
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Funny joke. Here I got one for politics:
The President''s Puzzle
Dick Cheney walks into the Oval Office and sees The President whooping and hollering.
"What's the matter, Mr. President?" The Vice President inquired.
"Nothing at all, boss. I just done finished a jigsaw puzzle in record time!" The President beamed.
"How long did it take you?"
"Well, the box said '3 to 5 Years' but I did it in a month!"
I thought this one was good.
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comet
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why are blond jokes so short?
so men can remember them.
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Did you hear about the dislexic, agnostic, insomniac?
He lays awake at night wondering if there is a dog.
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ryan112ryan
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In reply to: Q: What is the diffence between micheal jackson and neil armstrong? A: Neil Armstrong landed on the moon...and micheal jackson just f--- little kids in the ass!
Q: what did the sunbather say to michale jackson?
A: can you please get out of my son
cheesey but w/e
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That was a good blonde joke about why they're so short. Good come back I give you props for that. Two thumbs way up and two toes up as well.
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