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ihategrigris
Jan 16, 2006, 6:36 PM
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Sketchy run out proteceted by micronuts: Small nuts, big balls
Also Stilleto (AKA The Bitch) 5.9 in northern BC
and The Ultimate Everything, 5.9 at Squamish
and Before the Beyond (saved for my first big multipitch route).
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fng
Jan 16, 2006, 6:38 PM
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Burnt Penis @ Alabama Hills
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skinner
Jan 16, 2006, 6:40 PM
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Piss Flap Gap
It's an actual place that resembles the female anatomy right down to the patch of bushes at the top of the crack.
Guide snippet
"Large gap takes Big Bro's nicely.. Tends to be wet and slippery below the bushes.."
Hey.. I didn't write it :P
(edited: because I only pasted half of it the first time)
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quiteatingmysteak
Jun 15, 2008, 11:50 PM
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Lifes a bitch an than you marry one
A dog in the ass
The Nose in a Day
Salathe Free (both cruddy routes at josh)
Cardiac Arete (haha...)
Hooking skills or hospital bills
etc
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woland84
Jun 16, 2008, 12:43 AM
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Fear of Flying
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rockrat_co
Jun 16, 2008, 2:00 AM
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Theres a route somewhere called "Life's a bitch and then you marry one".... kind of enticing.
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tempest
Jun 16, 2008, 2:23 AM
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A couple of good ones I've heard:
"impossible" and the next route over:
"next to impossible"
and one from Aus:
"lactic acid bath"
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cotowers
Jun 16, 2008, 3:48 AM
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20 years ago Ward Smith bolted a route in Clifton Maine, but wasn't able to red-point it before he had to go home.
The next week I climbed it and called it "Vultures Can Wait"
The following weekend Ward red-pointed one of my open projects and called it "Eye for an Eye"
Instead of getting in a fist fight about it, like climbers seem to do these days, we drank beers and laughed.
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Rt92
Jun 19, 2008, 10:09 AM
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"Elephants ass" and "the bastard" are a couple Ive found in the UK.
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0x2102
Jun 19, 2008, 1:09 PM
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There's an obscure boulder problem at Hueco called "Beer, Pizza and a Three-foot Toothless Girl", the description in the guide reads something like "What more could you ask for?".
Not a route, not a name I would use for an FA, but within the scope of this thread's drift....
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fatoomchk
Jun 19, 2008, 2:11 PM
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I received a nasty hand tendon injury on
Eat my spinning blades of steel mother fucker
in Nowra. But nowra is special for climb names....
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irregularpanda
Jun 19, 2008, 5:30 PM
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0x2102 wrote: There's an obscure boulder problem at Hueco called "Beer, Pizza and a Three-foot Toothless Girl", the description in the guide reads something like "What more could you ask for?". Not a route, not a name I would use for an FA, but within the scope of this thread's drift....
Inappropriately brilliant.
Some that I know:
Cunning stunt (don't tongue twist it)
AIDS victim
Breakfast of Champions
Cigarrettes and pantyhose
DJ from full house
Manatee Burrito
and my all time favorite
The Northwest Midget Toss
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elholando
Jun 19, 2008, 6:01 PM
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Crimpin' Ain't Easy
That's absolutely brilliant. I thought there was a route in NC called Pair o' Grins.
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patmay81
Jun 19, 2008, 7:56 PM
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the best named route I've ever climbed is "kid packed minivan from hell" at smith.
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reederfaceguy
Jun 19, 2008, 9:37 PM
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"Barney's Rubble" is also a spot in Leavenworth
and "Cunning Stunt" at Index is the best name I've come across
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OptumisClimb
Jun 19, 2008, 9:42 PM
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STUNT COCK
THIS RACE IS FOR RUBBER DUCKS NOT MEAT DUCKS
CLUBBING BABY SEALS
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mlk1cds
Jul 2, 2008, 3:49 AM
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Great wall of Gina (Vagina). We just call it Gina for short. It's real name is Showtime at Little Rock city.
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dudemanbu
Jul 2, 2008, 5:47 AM
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All my first ascents are going to be re-enactments of Heath Ledger's last few hours.
"Man I can't wait until that hooker gets here."
"Let's take all the drugs I have and see what happens."
"Mary Kate, it's Heath. I'm dyin'!"
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justroberto
Jul 2, 2008, 5:48 AM
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0x2102 wrote: There's an obscure boulder problem at Hueco called "Beer, Pizza and a Three-foot Toothless Girl", the description in the guide reads something like "What more could you ask for?". Not a route, not a name I would use for an FA, but within the scope of this thread's drift....
Anything you put up has to be called Candy Corner II, Candy Corner III, Candy Corner IV...
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armsrforclimbing
Jul 2, 2008, 9:32 AM
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Cheese Eating Surrender Monkeys in the Niagara Glen
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dondada
Jul 2, 2008, 10:00 AM
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i could come up with silly names all day super funny thread
bigfoots dick
smell my finger
eat a bag of shit
wiffle teeth
shocker
flapper trapper
satans armchair
(video game names work)
the princess is in another castle
bald bull
glass joe(5.4 chimeny)
(nurse stuff)
digital disimpaction
strait cath
sugical dibridement
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kimsismour
Jul 2, 2008, 12:45 PM
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Handsome and well hung @ New River Gorge
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justroberto
Jul 2, 2008, 12:48 PM
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... or She Got the Bosch, I Got Drilled at Summersville
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kimsismour
Jul 2, 2008, 1:10 PM
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LOL Great climb, sent it this past weekend!!
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tomcat
Jul 2, 2008, 4:20 PM
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My Favorite remains " Be Sharp or Be Flat"
I named one of mine"Multiple Arrests,No Convictions"
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