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oldandintheway
Aug 16, 2002, 8:46 PM
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By my humble calculations it has to be close to Happy Hour somewhere and to that end I propose to open a cyber tavern for the express purpose of mental decompression. End of the work week relaxation. The premise is simple, kick off your boots, sit back and tell us your climbing plans for the weekend.
I've got music cued up, chips and salsa layed out, the bar is polished, heck even the glassware is semi clean. So order up your favorite libation, soft drink, or even a smoothie...it's all on the house.
The Bar ladies and gents, is now open...
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climbsomething
Aug 16, 2002, 8:55 PM
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Ever notice that "Happy Hour" is always more like 3 hours at most places? I guess the happily intoxicated have no use for time
My favorite bar in Tucson has Happy Minute. At exactly 5:59 p.m. the bartender runs around and gives everybody in the room a token that you can use later in the evening for one free drink. Only people who are there at that precise minute get one. Too bad so sad if you're in the can or you walk in at 6:00.
Now. As I was saying.
I will have a yummy Stoli Vanilla and Coke, pleeze And don't get to much Coke in my Stoli
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oldandintheway
Aug 16, 2002, 8:58 PM
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As you like it Miss. Why don't you give the jukebox a kick and see what comes out. Er, is Nana thirsty too?
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cajunclimbere
Aug 16, 2002, 8:59 PM
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Give me a long island ice tea and a Corona with a lime please.
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wildtrail
Aug 16, 2002, 9:01 PM
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One hour is happy hour here!!! HA! I get it two hours before you do!
HA! California has mountains and Wisconsin doesn't. This is why I am glad happy hour comes sooner!
Steve
P.S. 1,000 posts!!! Since July 6th? Is there a big "L" on my forehead? Okay, I'm going to go get a life now!
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oldandintheway
Aug 16, 2002, 9:01 PM
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Here you go cajun. Nice shirt dude!
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russmanswife
Aug 16, 2002, 9:04 PM
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i am going to be in desperate need of an alabama slammer or two (getting ready for vacation this next week) and then can i get a BV and coke in a bucket for my friend after spending a week with his mother in law he needs it more than anyone.
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climbsomething
Aug 16, 2002, 9:05 PM
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Nana will take some prune juice, but slip some vodka in it, makes her a lot more tol'able.
Long Island! Gettin' right to the point
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hangerlessbolt
Aug 16, 2002, 9:09 PM
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I, my good man, will be happily on my way to be with my soul-mate for the weekend.
With that said, I'll take two shots of jagermeister and a Dr.Pepper please. (to get me through the plane ride.)
Cheers,
Hanger
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oldandintheway
Aug 16, 2002, 9:10 PM
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Yikes! Nana is already on her third and I think she's smiling at me!
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climbsomething
Aug 16, 2002, 9:10 PM
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Haha, Steve's a Board Monkey, maybe a Bored Monkey? I send a root beer or a chocolate milk down the bar to him to celebrate this milestone
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climbsomething
Aug 16, 2002, 9:13 PM
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don't worry old', she just got some Fixident on her gums and it's holding her lips back
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oldandintheway
Aug 16, 2002, 9:14 PM
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Slowly the bartender reaches for the dusty bottle of Jagemeister, opening it with due respect. Uttering a low sigh, he pours three shots...two for his new compadre and the other is set in front of the barstool that always remains empty...
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hangerlessbolt
Aug 16, 2002, 9:16 PM
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You're right...better make it three...it's a long flight.
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cajunclimbere
Aug 16, 2002, 9:16 PM
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Oh yeah ya like that do ya I better not drink to much round you. ohhhh noooo
cajun slams his beer and jets out the door.
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cajunclimbere
Aug 16, 2002, 9:19 PM
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ok cajun is back he heard they had jagermeister hellllllll yeahhhhhh gots to do a few before he leaves again.
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oldandintheway
Aug 16, 2002, 9:21 PM
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Think it's time for wee bit for myself. Let's see, what do we have up on top...Oh my! Looky here. El Jimador! Hey Nana, this will disolve that fixodent right off!
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hangerlessbolt
Aug 16, 2002, 9:22 PM
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Ohhhh this is gonna be a long hour!!
WooHoo!!!
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cajunclimbere
Aug 16, 2002, 9:23 PM
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Ok peeps thanks for the drinks its been fun see yall next week.Im out
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hangerlessbolt
Aug 16, 2002, 9:30 PM
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Anyone up for a game of pool while I can still focus?
Perhaps some 9 ball?
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climbsomething
Aug 16, 2002, 9:34 PM
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How bout some snooker? or air hockey? dominoes? scrabble? (2x the points for dirty words!)
Oopsh, I spilled on myshelf...
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hangerlessbolt
Aug 16, 2002, 9:36 PM
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Ooooh!!!...Air Hockey...I didn't see the table when I walked in...but yeah, let's go for it.
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phillycheese
Aug 16, 2002, 9:56 PM
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phil, after his fourth shot of jagermeister and driving home hears the sirens blazing behind him. He pulls over:
Officer: you've been drinkin' tonight sir?
Phil: hell yeah!!!
Officer: Step out of the vehicle sir.
Phil (stepping out of his car): what's this all about?
Officer: just walk a straight line please
Phil: i would, but none of these lines are very straight.
Officer: Do you have a drinking problem sir?
Phil: no officer, i can drink just fine.
Phil (as he's being cuffed): please sir, I'm not as think as you drunk i am!!
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hangerlessbolt
Aug 16, 2002, 10:04 PM
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Reminds me...
Here you go bartender...*hands over the keys*...please call a cab for me in about 2 hours if ya would...thank you!
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phillycheese
Aug 16, 2002, 10:05 PM
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can i offer up a beer anyone? compliments of cyberspace?
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