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madriver
Apr 26, 2006, 5:51 PM
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Hands down....Pre-cooked bacon.
BLT in two minutes ...no mess....primo!!!
love
Mad
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lockeyaaron
Apr 26, 2006, 5:59 PM
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Would have to agree. I just bought five pounds yesterday for a breakfast at work on friday. Takes the time and mess out of a tasty meal.
Doobs
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tattooed_climber
Apr 26, 2006, 6:06 PM
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i always thought it was the great advances in medicine or at least free internet porn.....but i can see where you guys are coming from
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macherry
Apr 26, 2006, 6:44 PM
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pre cooked bacon.
sorry, ain't nothing like the real thing frying up in the pan
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lil' piggy
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euroford
Apr 26, 2006, 8:20 PM
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i'll think i'll have to second the nomination for internet p0rn.
SLCD's are pretty bitchin as well.
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arrettinator
Apr 26, 2006, 8:26 PM
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Odor shield garbage bags.
It's all I use in the diaper disposal unit.
A gift from God.
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wideguy
Apr 26, 2006, 8:42 PM
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DVD.
so I can freeze frame my porn without all that static and jittering.
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epoch
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Apr 26, 2006, 9:21 PM
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Canned air.
How else would I keep the Ham Sammich crumbs out of my keyboard, thus enabling me to stay online watching porn. 8^)
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carabiner96
Apr 26, 2006, 9:26 PM
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Double zipper zip-loc bags. We were in the Adirondacks in January, and this marmot thing made off with our bag of peanut MMs. After chasing it with a shovel for a good 20 minutes, the little bastard ran away, leaving our fully intact bag with our MM's...clutch for ANY trip. A singel zip would have let the bugger in, but I can sleep soundly knowing my chocolate is protected by TWO zips.
I'm sure they're great for storing some roasted marmot, too
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wjca
Apr 26, 2006, 9:28 PM
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In reply to: Canned air. How else would I keep the Ham Sammich crumbs out of my keyboard, thus enabling me to stay online watching porn. 8^)
You eat ham sammies while watching porn? FREAK!!
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macherry
Apr 26, 2006, 9:55 PM
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duct tape: holds together my hockey pants, repaired my ski pants and is keeping the trim on my car until i get it repaired.
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blondgecko
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Apr 26, 2006, 10:39 PM
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tHE cAPS lOCK
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charley
Apr 26, 2006, 10:41 PM
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twist off and snap tab beer.
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tattooed_climber
Apr 27, 2006, 12:53 AM
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no oxygen in my GUINESS can!!!!!!
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kachoong
Apr 27, 2006, 2:29 AM
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....the smoke alarm.... lets people know when their din din is cooked.
....the donut hole.... self-explanitory.
....flip flops.... see them and you know it's summer time.
....green coloured everything.... means it's that time of the year to drink Guinness!
....the quick-dial button.... how else do I remember my girl's 20 digit phone number? (although now I've crossed the ditch, the quick-dial replaces only 10 numbers)
....glow in the dark sunglasses.... :P
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reno
Apr 27, 2006, 3:15 AM
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Flavored condoms.
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zozo
Apr 27, 2006, 4:36 AM
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In reply to: Flavored condoms.
Pre Cooked Bacon Flavored Condoms work in Vegas if your pretty drunk and dont really care.
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carabiner96
Apr 27, 2006, 4:40 AM
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In reply to: In reply to: Flavored condoms. Pre Cooked Bacon Flavored Condoms work in Vegas if your pretty drunk and dont really care.
MMMM now that sounds healthy.
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yanqui
Apr 27, 2006, 1:29 PM
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In reply to: Odor shield garbage bags. It's all I use in the diaper disposal unit. A gift from God.
As much as I personally hate the the 'throw away' mentality of most modern conveniences, disposible diapers (themselves) are without a doubt a lifesaver, especially when mom and dad both work full time. Imagine the additional stress of having to deal with shit-and-piss-filled cloth diapers on a daily basis. Could modern marriages survive the added stress? In many cases, I think not. Invented in 1950 by Marion Donovan, the disposible diaper does not quite enter into madriver's time-frame, however I feel compelled to bring it up.
Yes indeed. The disposible diaper, comfortable rock shoes, sticker rubber, crash pads and the grigri. The most important inventions in the last 56 years. I'm pretty sure I could get by just fine without the rest.
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dsmithdsp
Apr 27, 2006, 2:45 PM
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best invention since the wheel,
ice chest with wheels
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organic
Apr 27, 2006, 2:48 PM
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I am the greatest thing since pre-cooked bacon...
that just doesn't have a ring to it haha
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reno
Apr 27, 2006, 2:55 PM
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In reply to: As much as I personally hate the the 'throw away' mentality of most modern conveniences, disposible diapers (themselves) are without a doubt a lifesaver, especially when mom and dad both work full time. Imagine the additional stress of having to deal with s----and-piss-filled cloth diapers on a daily basis.
That's the nice thing about Wal-MArt.... they'll take anything back as a return:
"These here diapers already got shit in 'em..."
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c22
Apr 28, 2006, 1:24 AM
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climbing shoes... dynamic rope... the internet...
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anykineclimb
Apr 28, 2006, 11:28 AM
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In reply to: In reply to: As much as I personally hate the the 'throw away' mentality of most modern conveniences, disposible diapers (themselves) are without a doubt a lifesaver, especially when mom and dad both work full time. Imagine the additional stress of having to deal with s----and-piss-filled cloth diapers on a daily basis. That's the nice thing about Wal-MArt.... they'll take anything back as a return: "These here diapers already got s--- in 'em..."
I should try that with REI!
"I want to return these these smartwool longjohns. they say that they're not supposed to retain odor"
"uh, sir? theres feces in them.."
"and?"
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