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oldandintheway
Sep 13, 2002, 7:49 PM
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Ok gather round. Uncle'Old' is ready to get things started. Judging from St. Diego's thread some of y'all already got started.
You know the drill. It's the end of the work week and time for a decompression session. I've plugged in the Xmas lights, the tables are clean, we gots us a good cook in back, the libations (hard & soft) are restocked and tunes a playing. So, kick off yer shoes, settle in, order up and tell us your weekend plans, because...
Boys and Girls...
The bar is now open.
Think I'll have me a shot of el Jimador.
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hangerlessbolt
Sep 13, 2002, 8:08 PM
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Hola mi amigo~
Hard to believe another week's gone by...and I think I'll stick with my blended mocha for now…but let me bend your ear a bit and I’ll tell you what my plans are…
I’m going to head out of this office and go to the house. I’m gonna hop in the shower and get cleaned up. Then I’m gonna pack my bags and head out of town.
You see, I have a present waiting for me that I can’t wait to open…so until then, I’ll be singing:
All my bags are packed, I'm ready to go
I'm standing here outside your door
I hate to wake you up to say goodbye
But the dawn is breakin', it's early morn,
The taxI's waitin', he's blowin' his horn
Already I'm so lonesome I could die
* So kiss me and smile for me
Tell me that you'll wait for me
Hold me like you'll never let me go
Cause I'm leaving on a jet plane
Don't know when I'll be back again
Oh babe, I hate to go
There's so mamy times I've let you down
So many times I've played around
I tell you know they don't mean a thing
Every place I go I'll think of you
Every song I sing I'll sing for you
When I come back I'll bring your wedding ring
Now the time has come to leave you
One more time, let me kiss you
Then close your eyes and I'll be on my way
Dream about the days to come
When I won't have to leave alone
About the times I won't have to say
But I'm leaving on a jet plane
(Ah ah ah ah)
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wildtrail
Sep 13, 2002, 8:09 PM
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Honestly, I'm haveing a Sierra Nevada Porter right now.
Plans for the weekend include all types of intellectual stimulation from video games at my buddy's tonight to ignoring the fact that the grass needs cutting.
I figure I have upwards around a trillion brain cells and make the assumption that I can spare a few hundred thousand.
I'm going to drink, drool, and get dumb. Somewhere, of course, along the line I will need sex, but I figure I'm married and the occasion does prevent itself regularily. So, I think I have all my bases covered from living to libation.
I am now lowering the alert from def-con four to def-con one...
Ten...nine...eight...seven...six...five...
four...three...two...one...
We are now at a full level release. Turning brain meter to minimal input and muscle dial is set at full relaxation. Prepare for the final weekend checklist...
VVVVvvvvvveeeewwwwwwwww! We are now at a full level stop.
Enjoy the weekend.
Steve
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calamity_chk
Sep 13, 2002, 8:22 PM
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no fancy prose
or poetry,
just a vodka 7
if you please
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oldandintheway
Sep 13, 2002, 8:37 PM
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Here you go Amber...on the house. By the way, there is a no stalking rule here at ~~HAPPY HOUR~~.
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calamity_chk
Sep 13, 2002, 8:39 PM
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LOL !! .. thanks for the drink, norm
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hangerlessbolt
Sep 13, 2002, 8:40 PM
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Amber, are you hearing voices...but you haven't had your first sip yet...wow...maybe have some bread kiddo
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oldandintheway
Sep 13, 2002, 8:41 PM
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May I recommend the Calamari?
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elvislegs
Sep 13, 2002, 8:42 PM
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It may seem a little wierd, but I have been waiting for this all week, as if I were really going to a bar with friends every friday. So I guesse I am huh?
A pint of your darkest please and here's tune going out to you all.
* Sean drops a quarter... the Beatles "a little help from my friends" plays VERY loudly. *
Edit: to change "all weed" to "all week"
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oldandintheway
Sep 13, 2002, 8:45 PM
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Here you go E. And thanks for plugging the Beatles. Robert's version of John Denver was pushing me toward manic/depression!
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oldandintheway
Sep 13, 2002, 8:47 PM
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What do I have back here? Well, I did live in the Netherlands for a bit!
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hangerlessbolt
Sep 13, 2002, 8:50 PM
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*Big Grin*
None for me, thanks...no help needed...I all ready live in an altered state of mind*
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elvislegs
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That was a Freudian slip... you know... when you say one thing and mean a mother
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oldandintheway
Sep 13, 2002, 8:52 PM
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Time to crank up some Parrothead tunes! Maybe "Altered Boy" would be appropriate?
Anyone need a refill? Mas tequila para mi.
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Sep 13, 2002, 8:55 PM
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Ladies and gents, Santo Diego is in the house. I have a bottle of Corona and a shot of tequilla (Sauza). Really bad day so I think I'll not be leaving the house tonight. A bit of an injury and if it's bad enough, it would prevent Rumney from happening for me. We'll see what the Doc says. Here's to my new pals....Gulp
-D D-
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oldandintheway
Sep 13, 2002, 8:57 PM
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Salud mi amigo!
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calamity_chk
Sep 13, 2002, 8:57 PM
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Don Diego, Say it's not so!!
Please come to Rumney .. !!
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climbsomething
Sep 13, 2002, 9:00 PM
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Through the lips and past the gums, look out liver, here it comes!!
Knock me silly with a Long Island in your biggest glass, Uncle Old!
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dondiego
Sep 13, 2002, 9:00 PM
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It is so, but be patient, I'm a bit of a fast healer. How about another shot.....Sounds good to me...
-D D-
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oldandintheway
Sep 13, 2002, 9:04 PM
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Hey DD I found this here old dusty tequila bottle way up on the top shelf. Interested?
(The Barkeep gently opens the bottle and savors the slightly acrid aroma. Que suave!)
Howdy Hill. One wicked Long Island Ice Tea coming up. Uh, do you expect Nana to drop in again? If so I'll send a gym rat out for prune juice.
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calamity_chk
Sep 13, 2002, 9:07 PM
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hmm .. it's been a while, but give me a lime and some salt, and i'll take a shot or two ..
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oldandintheway
Sep 13, 2002, 9:09 PM
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Tequila coming up or would you prefer a rocks Margarita?
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climbsomething
Sep 13, 2002, 9:10 PM
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Just give Nana some NyQuil, Old, that'll knock her out
Ewwwwww, tequila shots. Even as a College Chick I find tequila to be really icky, it makes me do things that embarrass me
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oldandintheway
Sep 13, 2002, 9:11 PM
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A sus ordenes Sr Dawg. Salud!
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Margaritas, I thought you'd never get around to making some. Pour me a LARGE one and keep them coming!
Climb On
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